.. Actual Answering Machine Message. 
Recorded in Montreal by Kilonoun korrespondent R. Taylor

Hey Roche.
It's four o'clock on Saturday. 
Quarter past four.
I'm sick... 
and i'm bored.
I'm having fun listening to some records right now!
That's about my only comfort right now.  
Ha!
Oh and I have little pieces of ginger in my ears
because supposedly it has antibiotic qualities.
(longpause)
At least I hope so.
Well, goodbye.

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