You (insert name here) have found the missing link, you lucky dog!
That's right, you have searched long and hard and have arisen victorious. Irishmen everywhere will travel from their distant homeland to kiss YOUR blarney stone. Buddhist will flock to rub YOUR belly. And now, at the end of your quest (you might want to brace yourself) here are your just deserts!
You and a lucky guest have won round trip air fare, and an all expenses paid weekend in...
I know. I know. Your saying, "But hey, I have no friends!" Well, have no fear because you can choose your traveling companion from these fabulous (and Famous) faces!
And that's not all! Hold on to your hat! A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!
(well OK, it's only a picture of a car, BUT WHAT A PICTURE!)
(Taxes on all prizes are the responsibility of the winner, but you do get to keep the ransom from the abduction of the "Famous faces")