Name: Dorothy Catalonia Rank: Age: 15 Ethnic Origin: Place of Origin: Height: Weight: Hair Color: Platinum blond Distinguishing Features: those forked eyebrows Quotes: " " Japanese seiyuu: American voice actor: Cathy Weseluch

C.A.'s Take:

Why Dorothy Catalonia Is Better Than Milk

Dorothy Catalonia is better than milk.  She is sarcastic and cynical and cool beyond words.  Not to mention the fact that she's a good fencer.

Milk has a pH very close to seven.  It is so close to neutral that it is difficult to tell what side it's on, acid or base.  Sometimes it's really difficult to tell what side Dorothy's on, too!  She both professes admiration for Relena and taunts her mercilessly.  She stalks Heero.  She joins a bunch of people trying to destroy Earth. She stabs Quatre.  She returns in the movie version of Endless Waltz to mobilize the people against repression.  You basically have a person who professes to love war hanging out with a bunch of pacifists and people fighting for peace.  It's like trying to mix milk and water; things just get cloudy and ambiguous.  What a puzzlement is she!

If anyone ever asked Dorothy Catalonia to chug milk to Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, she would probably say yes, smirk, then run you through with her fencing foil.