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Written by DAVID KEYES
June 7, 2002
The June-to-August period is usually the busiest of the year at the
local multiplex, but long lines and sold-out showings began popping
up in during the first weeks of May as studios decided to jump-start
the season of movie blockbusters by unleashing their endeavors before
anyone else had a chance to. This year, that theory expanded to include
the last weeks of April as wellUniversal's "The Scorpion
King" triggered a new wave of enthusiasm at theaters that has
only strengthened turnouts since. In fact, this last May was the biggest
record-breaker on history; in addition to groundbreaking profits racked
up by major blockbusters like "Spider-Man" and "Star
Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones," the month also saw the
biggest overall turnout in history, in which the top ten films at
the box office ranked in over $200 million a Friday-to-Sunday period,
the most ever for one weekend.
With those figures in mind, we turn our attention to the next three
months of theatrical releases, wondering if that kind of success can
be duplicated. The listing below emphasizes what are considered to
be the 15 most anticipated releases during this time, and although
they will not all collect the same kind of results commercially or
critically, they do represent the growing trend that has surfaced
at the cinema over the last few summersa diverse selection for
audiences to choose from.
Scooby-Doo
Few cartoons in the past have the kind of cult following that "Scooby-Doo"
does, and with good reason; at the height of its popularity, the crime
caper was the only of its kind, a whimsical and silly endeavor that
had no regrets in recycling plots and sight gags to the point of bafflement
(it should also be noted that the cartoon also boasted a laugh track).
Pushing for that kind of pure camp with this movie adaptation of the
famous toon mystery, director Raja Gosnell, who helmed "Big Momma's
House" and "Never Been Kissed," resorts to CGI gimmicks
and quirky casting to bring the tongue-in-cheek saga to hilarious
life. While Sarah Michelle Gellar and fiancé Freddie Prinze,
Jr. take on the roles of Fred and Daphne, Matthew Lilliard is the
dog's best bud Shaggy. Scooby himself, meanwhile is digitally rendered
to bring out those cartoonish qualities that made the original character
so popular with the masses. Rated PG. Opens June 14.
The Bourne Identity
Writer Robert Ludlum's trilogy of books based around the concept of
an amnesiac mystery man named Jason Bourne have been in the movie
pipeline for quite a few years (in fact, this, the first film, was
even originally scheduled for release early last September). Now "The
Bourne Identity" is finally being unleashed on the public, with
Doug Liman ("Go," "Swingers") serving as the series
director, and Matt Damon stepping into the role of the story's anti-hero.
Early reports speculate that Damon was at one point in conflict over
deciding between this role, and the Mark Wahlberg one in Tim Burton's
"Planet of the Apes." Considering the quality of that particular
movie, just hope he made a good career move. Rated PG-13. Opens June
14.
Windtalkers
Nicholas Cage heads the cast of this John Woo-directed World War II
epic, which revolves specifically around one single point: what would
have happened if the Japanese had the resources to break the code
used in top secret messages that were delivered between the United
States and its allies? Woo's action-oriented penchant is set to play
itself out on screen during a time period when action was a necessity
in order for soldiers to survive. The original release date for this
war-fueled drama was last November, but for obvious reasons, it was
pushed back. Rated R. Opens June 14.
Lilo & Stitch
There is no doubt by now that you have seen the trailers for Disney's
newest animated feature, in which a little space creature that looks
like a cross between a gremlin and a Pokémon pops up in familiar
Disney films such as "Beauty and the Beast" and "Aladdin"
at the least-convenient moments. With hype that suggests the studio
is finally breaking free from its creative slump as far as standard
animated motion pictures are concerned, "Lilo & Stitch"
could breathe new life into a genre that has been sidelined by CGI-rendered
films in recent years. The apparent adolescent humor of the project,
of course, suggests that this may be more of a kid's movie rather
than a feast for the adults, so if you're looking for something more
mature from Disney, wait for "Treasure Planet" this fall.
Rated PG (only the third Disney cartoon in history to receive higher
than a G). Opens June 21.
Minority Report
Spielberg's recent descent into bizarre sci-fi stories (as seen with
last year's "A.I.") takes the next turn with this very highly
anticipated screen adaptation of a famous Philip K. Dick short story
(a man who, incidentally, provided the outlines for such hits as "Blade
Runner" and "Total Recall"). Tom Cruise stars as a
cop in the year 2080, when the United States government has developed
technology powerful enough to detect and arrest people for crimes
before they are even committed. Cruise's character is a rookie in
the newly-established pre-crime division, but one whose life is turned
inside-out when he is accused of an illegal crime before it happens
by someone within the force. Spielberg's production values appear
to be topnotch, and if the script is as good as those of other Dick
adaptations, this could easily be the summer's best offering. Not
yet rated. Opens June 21.
Men In Black 2
It's wasn't that much of a surprise that Sony Pictures wanted to follow
up their 1997 sci-fi comedy hit with a sequel; the only big shocker
is that it took five whole years for director Barry Sonnenfield to
commit himself to the project (in that space of time, he directed
"Wild Wild West" and "Big Trouble," two major
disappointments). The wait for this much-anticipated follow-up is
almost at an end, but fans of the original film no doubt still feel
frustrated, as very few details about the movie's premise have surfaced
so far. What has been given away in the trailers, however, seems to
be the cause for much excitement, and the returns of Will Smith and
Tommy Lee Jones no doubt help that. Rated PG-13. Opens July 3.
Reign of Fire
Fantasy-based movie production is on a climb thanks to the success
of "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings,"
but early hype on this apocalyptic fable starring Matthew McConaughey
and Christian Bale suggests that the audience hasn't begun to see
what potential is in store for the genre. Set around an original concept
that has been in production stages for over a year, "Reign of
Fire" tells the story of a group of British refugees who are
sent out to destroy an abrupt arrival of dragons, who have been hiding
in the Earth for hundreds of years and now want to overthrow humanity
to reclaim the planet. This all may sound silly from a simple description,
but those who have seen the promotional footage in TV spots or theatrical
trailers will tell you otherwise. Not yet rated. Opens July 12.
Eight-Legged Freaks
Are you scared of spiders? How about ones the size of SUV's? If the
smallest part of you is in any way unnerved at the mere thought provoked
by these questions, then chances are you're the target audience for
"Eight-Legged Freaks," a film about gigantic and mutated
arachnids that looks like a throwback to the old 1950s creature features.
David Arquette takes top cast credit, while Ellory Elkayem makes his
directorial debut. The plot mentions something about a toxic waste
spill leading to these mutations, but will any of that matter once
you're in the theater? Rated PG-13. Opens July 12.
Halloween: Resurrection
Whoever said the days of slasher franchises were long gone spoke to
soon; the eighth film of the infamous "Halloween" series
is now upon us. Subtitled "Resurrection," the movie supposedly
picks up where the last film, "Halloween: H20," left off
(although the ending to that film lead many to believe that this series
was all over and done with). The plot is the same old storyMichael
Meyers is an endless killing machine who picks off stupid people as
they walk into his trapsbut there could be some hidden potential
here; three years prior to this release, the official Halloween website
asked for the fans' input on what to do with the next film (and sources
suggest that some of the ideas that poured in were taken literally).
Not yet rated (but expect it to attain an R). Opens July 19.
Austin Powers in Goldmember
When trailers for the newest incarnation into the "Austin Powers"
saga surfaced in theaters earlier this year, there was immediate uproar
over at MGM studios, the home of the Bond franchise, which were claiming
that the title of the film infringed on that of the Bond classic "Goldfinger."
Though it seemed to be a shaky claim, it almost meant tragedy for
the release of the picture, as courts sided with MGM's claims and
ordered New Line Cinema to rethink their strategy before it was released.Eventually,
both studios reached a compromise so that the title could stay as
it was (the catch: trailers for the next Bond film, "Die Another
Day," must be shown at the movie), and now, as planned, the release
of the third flick in the spy spoof series will go on. The cast reuinites
Seth Green and Mike Meyers, and other appearances are made by Beyonce
Knowles (of Destiny's Child) and Britney Spears. Rated PG-13. Opens
July 26
The Country Bears
If you're familiar with the famous Disneyland attraction Country Bear
Jamboree, then you're going to know exactly what "The Country
Bears" is based on. Half live action and half computer animation,
the much-publicized release of this long-awaited mouse house production
tells a tale similar in structure to that of "Tarzan," in
which an orphaned bear cub is taken in by a family of humans, later
finding out that his heritage originates from a popular Tennessee
establishment dubbed the Country Bear Hall. Hayley Joel Osment lends
his voice to a computer-generated creature, while actors like Daryl
Mitchell and Christopher Walken make flesh-and-blood appearances.
Rated G. Opens July 26.
Signs
If you're a fan of either "The Sixth Sense" or "Unbreakable,"
the two sleeper hits by director M. Nigh Shyamalan, then you're already
looking forward to his latest thriller "Signs," about the
mysterious phenomenon known as crop circles in a rural community that
slowly unnerve (and unravel) the sanity of a Pennsylvania farmer.
Could this be another sleeper like the director's last two endeavors?
Time will tell. Mel Gibson stars, while Joaquin Phoenix steps into
a supporting role. Rated PG-13. Opens August 2.
Jackass: The Movie
As if the MTV series of the same name didn't lower humanity's standards
enough with its gut-wrenching, shocking and downright dimwitted stunts,
this much talked about movie is said to drop the bar even farther
than anticipated. "Jackass: The Movie" reunites the crazed
lunatics of the now-defunct cable series for 90 minutes of excruciating
pain, as they perform deadly stunts that can result in open wounds,
broken bones, injured egos or just plain embarrassment (depending
on the severity of the action). It is recommended that you take a
pain pill before going into the theater for this one. Not yet rated
(although some sources suggest that the film will be lucky to get
by with an R). Opens August 9.
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
The sequel to the biggest surprise success of 2001, a crime caper
about two charming kids who were sent on a mission to save their super-spy
parents from the threat of a detestable villain, may actually turn
out to be just as big as its predecessor, if not one of the most successful
releases of the summer. This time around, our adolescent agents Carmen
and Juni come face to face with another duo of spy siblings, and the
two sides may be the only hope for saving the world against an evil
scientist named Romeo (played by Steve Buscemi) who runs the forbidden
island of lost dreams. If the first film is anything to go buy, then
don't expect to miss this one. Not yet rated (a PG is likely, though).
Opens August 9.
XXX
No, this isn't some kind of porno flick; Triple X is actually the
nickname of the movie's main character, an extreme sports competitor
who is sent by the US government to disarm a major crime wave in Russia
before it becomes too powerful to contain. The movie reunites director
Rob Cohen and rising action star Vin Diesel, who both worked on last
year's blockbuster "The Fast and the Furious." In true Cohen
fashion, the movie has lots of fast vehicles and loud explosions.
Rated PG-13. Opens August 9.
Final Word:
As always, don't expect all of these movies to be released on the
exact dates mentioned. Studios have been known to change their minds,
even at the last minute
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