BEST AND WORST
BEST
1. Eyes Wide Shut
2. Sleepy Hollow
3. The Matrix
4. The Insider
5. The Talented Mr. Ripley
6. An Ideal Husband
7. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
8. A Midsummer Night's Dream
9. Men Cry Bullets
10. eXistenZ
Runners-up:
Mystery Men, American Beauty, Tarzan, Deep Blue Sea, Toy Story
2, Being John Malkovich, Three Kings, Summer Of Sam, Star Wars Episode
1: The Phantom Menace, Ravenous, 200 Cigarettes, American Pie, At
First Sight, The Blair Witch Project, Flawless, Home Page, The Iron
Giant, The Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The Mummy, Music
Of The Heart, Princess Mononoke, Stigmata, and The Thirteenth
Floor.
WORST
1.Baby Geniuses
2. Detroit Rock City
3. Wild Wild West
4. Varsity Blues
5. Bicentennial Man
6. Wing Commander
7. Life
8. Forces of Nature
9. Inspector Gadget
10. Bats
Runners-up:
Teaching Mrs. Tingle, The
Bachelor, Love Stinks, Analyze This, Outside Providence, My Favorite
Martian, For Love Of The Game, Instinct, The King And I, Office
Space, Anna And The King, Any Given Sunday, Anywhere But Here, Arlington
Road, Big Daddy, Dogma, Fight Club Jawbreaker, The Love Letter,
The Out-Of-Towners, The Rage: Carrie 2, The Thirteenth Warrior,
Zombie! Vs. Mardi Gras
and Inbred Rednecks.
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Written by DAVID KEYES
January 7, 2000
THE BEST MOVIES OF 1998:
1 - Eyes Wide Shut
When I saw Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" last summer, I knew I
was witnessing not only the last film of a great director's career,
but one of the greatest. Every year has its share of ups and downs cinematically,
but one significant event that accommodates each is the arrival of a
flawless, stirring, unique and haunting masterpiece. After the lights
went up on this one, I knew instantly nothing in the remaining year
could surpass it.
Kubrick was one of those directors who treated films like paintings,
carefully crafting them so that any noticeable flaw could be immediately
covered over. His death this early last spring was a sad time for the
cinema--t signified the passing of not just a filmmaker, but of an era
in moviemaking.
The last of his projects, "Eyes Wide Shut," got its release last summer
to extreme anticipation. Despite it losing over two-thirds of its audience
in a second week of release, however, the movie was one worth seeing
twice, a film so carefully crafted and imagined that it proved Kubrick's
work was unlike anybody else's. It revolved around a marriage between
real-life husband and wife Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, which is steady
but rocked to life when wife, a female with urges to make men jealous,
tells husband of a fantasy she had involving another man. Cruise, in
anger and confusion, scours the streets of his city in search of himself.
Can he find it in another person? Or will this sexual underworld that
he falls through forever scar his masculine ego?
Will the movie be remembered during Oscar time? Don't count on it�the
award season so far has been dominated by the late-fall/early-winter
projects such as Sam Mendes' "American Beauty" and Michael Mann's "The
Insider." Rest assured, no one can go wrong with either of those films�still
nothing, not even the closest competition "Sleepy Hollow," could withstand
the significant brilliance that "Eyes Wide Shut" enthralls on its viewer.
2 - Sleepy Hollow
If Best Picture awards were warranted to movies simply because of they
successfully revised classic literature, then "Sleepy Hollow" would
be an immediate shoe-in. Director Tim Burton's energetic vision, which
is dark and foreboding as much as it is intriguing, took a Washington
Irving story and transformed it into a tense, but unpredictable, murder
mystery, with performers such as Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci filling
the roles.
Movies have already foretold of the clich�d legend of Sleepy Hollow's
Headless Horseman, so Burton's adaptation is not about carrying on in
that tradition, nor is it an attempt to make a quick buck off of people
with an interest in hammer horror films. What lies beneath striking
imagery (which can be compared to images in silent Germanic Expressionism)
is a plot containing complex drama and lacking all the obvious formula
trappings that bury most horror films nowadays. Like the Tree of the
Dead displayed in one of the film's shots, "Sleepy Hollow" slices open
the possibilities, and bleeds out the celluloid that has been hidden
from us for far too long.
The technical specifications are the immediate standout; Emmanuele Lubezki's
cinematography is stunningly done, shot with enough energy to draw its
strength from set designs, an eerie mood, murky undertones, and artistic
depth in almost in every single frame (there is one great shot in which
fog reaches out from a marsh and kills the light within torches). All
of this, piled above narrative strength and dramatic rushes, gives us
the most detailed and stunning horror film in the past few years. Perhaps
"Sleepy Hollow" is the reason why Tim Burton was destined to make movies.
3 - The Matrix
The Wachowski brothers' vision of virtual urban societies and computer
generated cities was by far one of the most impressive displays of action
and intrigue ever made. Visually charged and thematically driven, the
movie centered on the tale of a chosen liberator, who was told by his
peers that the Matrix had been "pulled over your eyes to blind you from
the truth." In order to fight back to regain their world from technology
and artificial intelligence, he became involved in shoot-outs, violent
confrontations, assaults and unique plot twists, most of which were
savored by gigantic sci-fi fans, and were later criticized by the media
for being a potential cause of the Littleton, Colorado school tragedy.
Not that any of those accusations dwarfed the movie's popularity. This
is an expression of raw power and energy, focusing on the targeted plot
twists with absolute fascination, and painting them with intelligent
and dazzling special effects. It is much like "Dark City," but borrows
all the elements from that film at a high display of potency. It may
very well be the freshest and most invigorating take on science fiction
since "2001: A Space Odyssey."
4 - The Insider
Russel Crowe may have been one of the greatest assets in Michael Mann's
persuasive take on a "60 Minutes" scandal, but that shouldn't distract
the attention from his script, which is by far one of the smartest essays
on the tobacco industry ever devised. Whereas most screenplays would
mull over detail after detail in the given subject, this script draws
its strength from the actors by placing them into dark corners and forcing
them to fight back. It is with this virtue that the realism reaches
out to the audience; we know that cigarettes kill people, and seeing
"The Insider" and its lifelike characterizations reminds us that the
smokers tend to suffer long before fate settles in.
The actors are superbly influenced by the material�Russel Crowe, Al
Pacino and Christopher Plummer are each deserving of Academy Award nominations.
In a year filled with good films but lackluster acting roles, "The Insider"
presents not only well-written and directed substance, but significant
casting and flawless portrayals.
5 - The Talented Mr. Ripley
This material has Oscar buzz written all over it, and with good reason�one
of the first thrillers since Hitchcock's works in which the fascination
of the villain wins our trust, this is an eerie and well-conceived adaptation
of the classic novels by Patricia Highsmith. Anthony Minghella is a
forced to be reckoned with behind the camera here, applying all the
necessary touches to ensure the audience's immediate appreciation for
the film's foe (not to mention all the necessary anger on his opposing
forces). It's amazing how far Minghella has come between this film,
and his last, "The English Patient."
The character, Ripley himself, is played by Matt Damon in one of the
year's most daring male roles. He is also accompanied three great stars,
too: Gwyneth Paltrow as Marge Sherwood, Jude Law as Dickie Greenleaf,
and Cate Blanchett as Meredith Logue, who play three acquaintances that
Ripley must learn to tame with his psychological manipulation. Seldom
has there been such a vibrant, ambitious cast assembled throughout the
year, and their performances are carried by passionate directing, strong
writing, and brilliant editing. Rest assured, the words "Academy Award"
will be on everyone's lips for this film when it comes time to reveal
nominations.
6 - An Ideal Husband
Oscar Wilde is considered the William Shakespeare of the 19th century,
and, like his fellow bard, is still getting work in Hollywood almost
a hundred years after his death. The fact that Wilde was responsible
for creating stage productions that were not bound by the times seems
to be the immediate cinematic hook; thus, it should come to no surprise
as to why "An Ideal Husband" succeeds in a contemporary setting, or
in any other chosen time period.
Rupert Everett, Minnie Driver, Julianne Moore and Cate Blanchett are
among the most elite actors working in Hollywood today, and when they
relish in Wilde's witty parley, our feet feel the urge to leap from
the floor, and our hands want to break out in thunderous applause. Rupert
Everett is another one of the year's strongest Oscar contenders; unfortunately,
since this brilliant and rather faithful adaptation was released in
early summer, don't count on many nominations. The Academy prefers to
embrace movies that are still fresh in their minds.
7 - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Isn't it odd how the most satirically serious film of the year comes
from two filmmakers who've never taken a thing in their own lives that
seriously? Oh yes, I'm referring to those two infamous men known as
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and of course, I'm referring to their movie
"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," which is a brilliant, scathingly
funny cartoon that will go down in history as the most brutal attack
against 1999's cinematic controversies.
Why is it necessary to enjoy such a lewd piece of trash? Perhaps because,
like certain trashy material, there is much to be explored beneath the
flat surface of the animation. Biting fingers of the MPAA board and
savoring the wounds, "South Park" challenges the very stability of the
association's film rating system (which, as you may recall, broke an
all-time low barrier this summer when it tried to label taunting sexual
acts in "Eyes Wide Shut" with an NC-17, and gratuitous bloodcurdling
violence in something like "8MM" with a simple R rating). In addition,
the movie offers an arrogant slice of evidence in a case built against
those who believe media and cinema violence are being intimidated by
teenagers who carry guns into schools. No one can take this stuff that
seriously; the movie goes so far and pushes so many buttons that, even
in the most obvious coincidences, not one single image can be blamed
for the decisions made by humans. Life does not intimidate art, and
here is a movie that justifies those views.
8 - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Of the top ten best films of 1999, two of them belong to works by famous
bards: the first being Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband," the second
being William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream," which is a
flawed play (no doubt) but taken to beautiful and surreal heights in
this movie adaptation.
In a story of pluck, magic, romance and comedy, four lovers lose themselves
in the woods, only to be brought together by mystical spells formed
by a group of fairies. Naturally, the spells get off to a terrible start;
one lover falls in love with the wrong woman, the other man does the
same, and so on; but the story is not simply about one set of lovers.
Instead, we are given several enchanting subplots, including one where
a fairy has been forced to fall in love with a woodsman scarred by the
head of a jack ass. All of these stories are perceived well by Shakespeare's
immortal imagination, but unfortunately, it becomes hard to picture
the sights around them.
This film remedies that with colorful landscapes, stunning cinematography
and magical casting. In short, what we have is a movie that paints beautiful
portraits over already-established canvases.
9 - Men Cry Bullets
Would this list be complete without mentioning one underground film?
Not quite, especially considering that "Men Cry Bullets" may very well
be one of the most powerful in years. Behind bizarre characters and
a rather elusive style lies a story that echoes throughout time, in
which men are perceived as abusers and women as the abused, when in
fact there can be a time when tables have turned.
And the movie never missteps on the theme's boundaries, offering brutal
images and revealing moments to accommodate the development of characters
and story. "Men Cry Bullets" is the "Pulp Fiction" of underground filming;
it challenges a movie formula, but manages to get away with just about
anything.
10 - eXistenZ
Like the pairing of Shakespeare and Wilde on my list for the best of
1999, one would not be complete without mention of a second virtual
reality project.
In a year filled with massive upheaval for science fiction, David Cronenberg's
"eXistenZ" was essentially "The Matrix" with a more toned but fascinating
edge; the first is a better film, but not as willing to stretch the
limits when questioning the basis of what we perceive as "reality."
The movie's style and approach were all in the traditional Cronenberg
trademark--bizarre but intriguing, hard-edged but spellbinding, daring
but effective.
Unfortunately for the topnotch cast and crew credits, the film received
little attention at the time of its release (probably because it was
overshadowed by "The Matrix"s popularity). Now that it has been welcomed
with solid sales on video and DVD, one has the opportunity of rushing
out to purchase a copy. Haunting images, fascinating perceptions, and
solid acting await...
Although the list only has ten films, this should not force one to
overlook many of the year's other great achievements. The next best ten,
in order of rank, are:
"Mystery Men," a zany, hilarious satire
on the media obsession with radical super heroes; "American
Beauty," a dramatically flawless creation in which fathers
rebel, daughters fall in love, sons masquerade as good school boys, and
mothers are free to explore their sexual desires; "Tarzan,"
Disney's ambitious retelling of the famous story; "Deep
Blue Sea," the most unpredictably exciting blockbuster of the
summer; "Toy Story 2," a PIXAR sequel
that far surpasses the original in design and content; "Being
John Malkovich," a relentlessly inventive adventure with twists
and turns at every angle; "Three Kings,"
a nail-biting post-Desert Storm tale about people who take risks for the
benefit of saving lives; "Summer Of Sam,"
a fascinating look at the summer of 1977 in the Bronx, and the people
who lived in fear of the .44 caliber killer; "Star
Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace," the best of the "Star
Wars" films and by far the most breathtaking; and "Ravenous,"
a fast-paced and savory blend of horror, comedy, blood and frigid scenarios.
In a year loaded with terrific achievements, I also praise: "200
Cigarettes," "American Pie," "At First Sight," "The Blair Witch Project,"
"Flawless," "Home Page," "The Iron Giant," "The Messenger: The Story Of
Joan Of Arc," "The Mummy," "Music Of The Heart," "Princess Mononoke,"
"Stigmata," and "The Thirteenth Floor."
THE WORST MOVIES OF 1998:
1 - Baby Geniuses
When "Baby Geniuses" opened up to some slightly positive ticket sales,
critics began questioning the existence of God. And indeed, they had
every reason to do so; like an Antichrist rising from the depths of
Hollywood's most warped minds, here is the true evil of all 1999 movies,
the one film that manages to look us into the face and dare ask, "are
you stupider than infants?"
Rather than having the decency to keep kids' mouths shut so they can
talk mentally (like in the "Look Who's Talking" pictures), these filmmakers
incorporated horrible facial effects into the setup, in which children
stare at the adults and begin talking as if they are baby Einsteins.
Judging by the ugliness and ineptitude of the setup, the babies are
smarter than the people behind the camera.
Ever hear the expression "critics see the movies so you don't have to?"
Perhaps that should be this travesty's tagline: films like "Baby Geniuses"
are the cause of violent outbursts in theaters packed with impatient
viewers waiting to laugh.
2 - Detroit Rock City
Hair band admiration surely won't permit a viewer to find much to laugh
about at "Detroit Rock City," if anything at all. Supposedly a comedy,
this lousy and insipid story about friends who set out for a KISS concert
in Detroit moves as slow as cars on a highway during rush hour, and
is sometimes so dead that not even the idiocy of the characterizations
can pump it back to life. Avoid this thing like it were a fatal disease.
3 - Wild Wild West
Will Smith struck an all-time low this summer (and that's saying something,
especially with two horrible movies already under his belt) with "Wild
Wild West," a comedy about outlaws who ride in mechanical spiders and
"cowboys" who, for some reason, fight them with almost no assets. Every
detail is depressing, from overblown special effects to laughless comedy
quips to wasted characters and, finally, to negative stereotypes. People
who are subject to this thing best bring a barf bag along.
4 - Varsity Blues
The first movie I saw this year certainly wasn't a sign that the remaining
12 months would bring much to enjoy; "Varsity Blues" is a sports/high
school/party movie that puts to rest every hatred we may have generated
for others; it is a loathsome, pretentious, dumb, testosterone-driven
mess with no decent writing, no decent direction, and no laughs. The
film doesn't even have the courage to use clich�s as an influence, and
instead treats them like new ideas.
5 - Bicentennial Man
Like the two years before 1999, Robin Williams rushed onto the movie
screen this winter with perhaps some of the most miscalculated material
ever captured on film. The first was "Flubber," a remake of "The Absent
Minded Professor," and the second was the infamous "Patch Adams," which,
despite bad reviews, went on to become one of the most financially successful
movies of 1998. But that road has taken Williams directly to the worst
stop of them all; "Bicentennial Man" is the worst movie of his career,
so utterly melodramatic and stupid that not even fans of "Patch Adams"
could appreciate. At least this one failed financially.
6 - Wing Commander
Cheesy is the only word to describe this would-be space epic, starring
Freddie Prinze Jr. and Matthew Lillard as space marines fighting a war
against grotesque aliens created by special effects. Everything looks
artificially cluttered; even the space backgrounds, which are plain
to begin with, lack a shred of redeeming value.
7 - Life
Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence may have saw this idea on paper and
found it interesting, but some things are easier said than done. A story
of two men living their life out in prison, "Life" is as laughless as
it is boring, stupid as it is pointless, crummy as it is bizarre. When
the script has already been drained of life by the actors, it resorts
to progressing in years, until we get a Lawrence and Murphy aged worse
than Ray Charles. Perhaps prison is not a bad idea after all for these
people.
8 - Forces Of Nature
Have you ever had the feeling that actors are doing a movie simply because
they owe the director a debt? You get that kind of feeling watching
Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock stumble in the romance/comedy disaster
"Forces Of Nature." How in the world did anyone see this thing as a
passable project when there is absolutely no chemistry between the two
stars? And who thought that the surprise ending would come off as effective
when the rest of the movie pushes in the other direction? This is the
kind of movie in which you are permitted to ask questions and then the
director dismisses them.
9 - Inspector Gadget
"Inspector Gadget" so infuriated me upon its release last year that
I had difficulty trying to put together a review on it. For the sake
of my own sanity, that effort was put aside; but that should not be
any kind of dismissal for this horrible product, which ejects human
intelligence and tries to make us fall for all of these incidents as
if they are lifelike. Computer wizardry is not even here, which may
be the film's saddest mystery; it was released under Disney's name,
who have spent massive dollar amounts for their animated features in
recent years. For any reason, shouldn't a film starring Rupert Everett
at least be good to look at?
10 - Bats
This is a prime example of attempting to cash in on the success of creature
features; after the genre experienced mild success in mid-July last
year with "Lake Placid" and "Deep Blue Sea," the idiotic minds behind
"Bats" took that dream too seriously and set out to make a movie about
creatures who look like inkblots with hidden agendas from a distance
(the editing of crows over school yards in Hitchcock's "The Birds" looks
more realistic"). But whereas those two previous films offered new twists
on old favorites, "Bats" didn't dare further that success, and instead
pushes the genre back into the hole it has worked its way out of. More
absurd than the "Jaws" sequels and less enthralling than most films
by Ed Wood, this is a campy flick that will make people scared for all
the wrong reasons.
Though 1999 was a great year for the movies, lots of bad ones still
made their way into the theaters. Here are the running-up ten, in descending
order:
"Teaching Mrs. Tingle," a pompous
and often ridiculous horror-comedy about cruel teachers who are taught
lessons by their stupid students; "The Bachelor,"
a comedy with a plot as absurd as costar Mariah Carey's own music talent;
"Love Stinks," which deserves to be
re-titled "This Stinks"; "Analyze This,"
a mob comedy that takes two stars and puts them into roles that are just
about as funny as root canals; "Outside Providence,"
the most miscalculated comedy of the Farrely brothers' career; "My
Favorite Martian," which adapts a television series so accurately
that even the stupidity of the concept shines through; "For
Love Of The Game," an inept and pointless drama which pits
Kevin Costner against a script that is essentially "Field Of Dreams Part
2"; "Instinct," a wretched production
that combines cliches and thinks the audience is stupid enough not to
recognize them; "The King And I,"
a creepy animated film that lacks artistic freedom and a respectable plot;
and "Office Space," which proves that
director Mike Judge was better off with his "Beavis And Butthead" material.
This year, I also loathed: "Anna And The King,"
"Any Given Sunday," "Anywhere But Here," "Arlington Road," "Big Daddy,"
"Dogma," "Fight Club" (yes, you read that correctly), "Jawbreaker,"
"The Love Letter," "The Out-Of-Towners," "The Rage: Carrie 2,"
and "The Thirteenth Warrior."
A special mention goes to "Zombie! Vs. Mardi
Gras" and "Inbred Rednecks,"
two video releases that pushed the envelope for cinematic idiocy late
last year. The first film is the worst ever made, and the second falls
somewhere in between "Bats" and "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" as one of 1999's
most laughably bad creations.
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