U.G.L.Y
Okay,
I'm a cheerleader now!
Chorus:
U-G-L-Y,
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly, eh-eh.
U-G-L-Y,
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly, eh-eh.
I
saw you walking down the street just the other day,
I
didn't see your damage from that far away.
I
should have got a clue when the kids started screaming,
You
walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming.
Your
hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess,
I
thought it was a sack, but it's your favourite dress.
You
hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew,
I
don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do.
Your
teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold,
You're
only fourteen, you look a hundred years old.
When
looks were handed out, you were the last in line,
Your
face looks like where the sun don't shine.
Did
you fall off a building and land on your head,
Or
did a truck run over your face instead?
There
ain't no pills, coz you ain't ill, you're ugly.
Chorus
What
you really need is to wear a mask,
And
book that plastic surgeon fast, girl.
You're
scary, you're hairy, I heard about you,
You're
the main attraction at the city zoo.
You're
so fat and ugly, with a belly full of flab,
When
you wear a yellow coat, people shout out "cab" (so funny).
You
got eyes like a pig, and your nose is big,
And
with hair like that, you should be wearing a wig.
Uncle
Fester, remember him? I never knew you had a twin.
You
can't disguise your googly eyes,
In
the Miss Ugly Pageant, you win first prize.
Yo
Mama says you ugly, you ugly.
Chorus
Get
busy, get busy, get busy, get busy,
Get
busy, get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy.
(Yo
Mama says you ugly!) Get Busy! (Yo Mama says you ugly!) Get Busy!
(Yo
Mama says you ugly!) Get busy! You ugly!
U-U-U-U-U,
now I feel like Blondie!
Chorus
Quasimodo!
Camel breath! Squarehead! Ugly!
Chicken
legs! Pig face! Chin like Bubba! Ugly!
Fish
lips! Toad licker! Poindexter! Ugly!
Spaghetti
arms! Limp butt! Freak show! Ugly!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y
- You can make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y
- Like an alien chased by the F.B.I!
U-G-L-Y!
U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y!
U-G-L-Y,
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!