BLOKE
I
hate the new age guys, I'm a chauvinist
I
live on beer and pies
Tried
to tell ya,
But
you look at me like maybe,
I'm
an angel underneath
Haven't
brushed me teeth
Yesterday
I lied,but all me mates gave me a real good alibi
Thanks
guys
I
really went out drinkin, I told you
I
was at work
Don't
ask me for commitment
Cause
it's something I will shirk
CHORUS
1:
I'm
bloke I'm an ocker
and
I really love ya knockers
I'm
a labourer by day
I
piss up all me pay
Watchin
footy on TV
Just
feed me more VB
Just
pour my beer and
Get
my smokes and
Go
away
Or
take me as I am
This
may mean you'll have to fetch another can
Rest
assured, if I start to make you breakfast
I'm
going to extremes
But
tommorow I'll get shit-faced and
Today
won't mean a thing
CHORUS
2:
I'm
a bloke
I'm
yobbo
And
me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield
is me cigarette
I
dress in flanellete
Share
a singlet that is blue
Throw
in a few tattoos
You
know you wouldn't want me any other way
When
you think you've got me figured out
the
season's already changin - From footy to cricket
I
think it's cool
When
I act like a tool
and
me mate's try to shave me
CHORUS
1
CHORUS
2
OHHH
OHHH......