Don't ask me where this came from!  :)  I must be in a really
strange mood...probably a sugar high.

Disclaimer:  Paramount owns Voyager; I have no idea who owns "Greased
Lightning" but everyone knows it's not mine!

This little piece of fluff was inspired by my favorite lines in "The Omega
Directive" -- keep in mind that they're not directly quoted; I'm too lazy to 
watch the tape again!  But this is the general idea:

Seven:  "I believe I can stabilize Omega."
Janeway:  "I don't care if you can make it sing and dance.  I want it
destroyed."

So that got me thinking...if Omega *could* sing and dance, what would it
do?  So, my brain and I came up with this little number, to the tune of 
"Greased Lightning" from the musical "Grease". And if you have never seen 
"Grease" or heard "Greased Lightning", you've been living under a rock.  :-)  
Anyway, this parody may not adhere to the exact format of "Greased Lightning";
unfortunately I do not own the soundtrack and I lent my movie to a
friend -- but I did the best I could!  Please send good or bad feedback to
pt4ever@yahoo.com, and enjoy!

"Omega"
to the tune of "Greased Lightning"
by JoAnna Walsvik

These molecules are 
explosive (BOMP)
corrosive (BOMP)
why, it's Omega!  (Dananananananananana.....)

I'm Omega; I'm gonna blow up your town
Go Omega, go Omega
Yes I'm Omega; Captain Janeway wants to bring me down
Go Omega, go Omega
I'm supreme  (groin thrusts)
The Collective's dream  (more groin thrusts)
I'm Omega!

I'm Omega; Seven wants to bring me home
Go Omega, go Omega
But Captain Janeway isn't gonna let me roam
Go Omega, go Omega
I'm supreme  (groin thrusts)
The Collective's dream  (more groin thrusts)
I'm Omega!

(Musical interval with lots of guitar playing, kicklines, a big mosh pit
of atoms, etc.)

I'm Omega; you'll never fly at warp again
Go Omega, go Omega
Yes I'm Omega; you'll have to use impulse instead
Go Omega, go Omega
I'm supreme  (groin thrusts)
The Collective's dream  (more groin thrusts)
I'm Omega!

Omega, Mega, Mega, Mega...
Omega, Mega, Mega, Mega...
O-MEG-A!!!!!!!!!



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