| Scary Tales Werewolves Q: What follows a werewolf? A: It's tail.
Q:Which side of a werewolf has the most fur? A: The outside.
Q:Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl? A; Because it gave him an eerie ache.
Q:How did the werewolf feel after eating a goose? A: Down in the mouth
Q:How do you keep a werewolf from charging? A: You cut up his credit cards.
Q: Why did the werewolf laugh after chewing the bone? A:It was a funny bone.
Q:Why did the werewolf go to the orthodontist (teeth doctor)? A: To improve his bite!
Q:What happened after the werewolf swallowed the clock? A: He got ticks.
Q: Why didn't the werewolf jump through the screen door? A: He didn't want to strain himself.
Q: How do you make a werewolf stew? A: Keep him waiting for 2 hours.
"Mommy! Mommy! What's a werewolf?" " Be quiet and comb your face." Vampires Q: What is the difference between a vampire with a fang ache and a thundertorm? A: One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Q: What do you get when a vampire bites a rat? A: A neighborhood without cats.
Q: W hat kind of typewriters do vampires like best? A: One that types blood
Q: Why did the vampire win an art scholarship? A: Because of the way he drew blood.
Q:Where do you find vampire snails? A: On the end of vampire's fingers
Q: What kind of car does a vampire drive? A: A bloodmobile
Q: Why do vampires make cheap dinner dates? A: Because they eat necks to nothing.
Q: What do vampires like best about country life? A: The rednecks
Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A: A nectarine
Q: Why won't vampires drink chicken blood? A: Because it's fowl tasting.
Q:What is a vampire's favorite animal? A: The giraffe
Q: What s the leading cause of death among vampires? A: Tooth Decay
Q: What did one vampire say to the other? A: "Let's step out for a bite!"
Q: What do call a vampire who works 24 hours a day? A: an all day sucker
Q: What do vampires learn in math class? A: Blood counts.
Q: Where does a vampire relax? A: In a blood bath.
Q:What do you call a fat vampire? A: Draculard
" Mommy, Mommy! Am I really a vampire?" "Be quiet and drink your soup before it clots!"
Vampire #1: Why does everyone hate me so? Vampire #2: Because you're a pain in the neck!
Kid #1: Is it true that a vampire won't attack you if you carry a clove of garlic? Kid #2: It depends on how fast you can carry it! Ghouls Q: What do ghould learn to write in school? A: Death sentences
Q:Why are demons so popular with ghouls? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Q: Who do ghouls play with? A: Any body they can dig up!
Q: Why do ghouls like to play cards in a graveyard? A: Because if someone doesn't show, they can always dig up another player!
Q:What do little ghouls drink in the summertime?: A: Ghoul-ade
Ghoul child: Daddy, is it okay to eat chicken legs with my fingers? Ghould Father: No, it is not! Fingers should always be eaten seperately!
Ghoul#1: "I hate my teacher!" Ghoul #2: " I do, too. Maybe some ketchup would help?"
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