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You ski uphill. You channel surf faster without a remote. All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war. If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even while scuba-diving or fighting aliens. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts. You can jump-start your car without cables. Instant coffee takes too long. I like tall women. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.