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ROSTER |
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| TEAM NAME |
KEVIN |
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| AVERAGE AGE OF
PLAYER |
70.4 |
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| MOST LIKELY TO DIE |
Andy Rooney |
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PLAYER'S NAME, AGE |
BIRTH DATE |
LINK |
POINTS (POSSIBLE) |
REASON FOR PICK |
| 1 |
Sandra Day O’Connor, 77 |
3/26 |
WIKIPEDIA |
sandra
day oconnor - Google News |
23 |
Judges say…dead |
| 2 |
Dick Cheney, 66 |
1/30 |
WIKIPEDIA |
dick
cheney - Google News |
34 |
He shot a guy. What goes around, comes around. |
| 3 |
Sumner Redstone, 84 |
5/27 |
WIKIPEDIA |
summer
redstone - Google News |
16 |
Curtain Call of life? |
| 4 |
Bob Dole, 84 |
7/22 |
WIKIPEDIA |
bob
dole - Google News |
16 |
He'll be stiff for sure…get it. |
| 5 |
Farrah Fawcett, 60 |
2/2 |
WIKIPEDIA |
farrah
fawcett - Google News |
40 |
Charlie needs a new Angel |
| 6 |
Andy Rooney, 88 |
1/14 |
WIKIPEDIA |
andy
rooney - Google News |
12 |
That stop watch can't tick forever. |
| 7 |
Queen Elizabeth II, 81 |
4/21 |
WIKIPEDIA |
queen
elizabeth - Google News |
19 |
Off with her head! |
| 8 |
Yogi Berra, 82 |
5/12 |
WIKIPEDIA |
yogi
berra - Google News |
18 |
It wouldn't kill you to die, would it? |
| 9 |
Marion BErry, 71 |
3/6 |
WIKIPEDIA |
marion
berry - Google News |
29 |
"Where did you get that crack?" "From Blacks." |
| 10 |
Paul Newman, 82 |
1/26 |
WIKIPEDIA |
paul
newman - Google News |
18 |
He will die of a Ranch dressing overdose. |
| 11 |
Barbara Bush, 82 |
6/8 |
WIKIPEDIA |
barbara
bush - Google News |
18 |
The entire family will ride the horses of the apocalypse. |
| 12 |
Roger Moore, 80 |
10/14 |
WIKIPEDIA |
roger
moore - Google News |
20 |
Die Another Day? What day? |
| 13 |
John Paul Stevens, 87 |
4/20 |
WIKIPEDIA |
john
paul stevens - Google News |
13 |
He has been in office since Ford. |
| 14 |
Mickey Rourke, 55 |
9/16 |
WIKIPEDIA |
mickey
rourke - Google News |
45 |
He got a DUI riding a scooter. That should be enough to get on this
list? |
| 15 |
Keith Richards, 64 |
12/18 |
WIKIPEDIA |
keith
richards - Google News |
36 |
Keith Richards is the opposite of that poster with Hendrix, Jopplin,
Belushi, Morrison |
| 16 |
Ed Asner, 78 |
11/15 |
WIKIPEDIA |
ed
asner - Google News |
22 |
Not really sure? |
| 17 |
John Popper, 40 |
3/29 |
WIKIPEDIA |
john
popper - Google News |
60 |
Gastric Bypass surgery and
insane amounts of cocaine and alcohol helped him lose the weight but sold the
rest of his organs to the devil |
| 18 |
Joan Rivers, 74 |
6/8 |
WIKIPEDIA |
joan
rivers - Google News |
26 |
Fake Plastic Trees dies too |
| 19 |
Nicole Richie, 26 |
9/21 |
WIKIPEDIA |
nicole
ritchie - Google News |
74 |
Child birth or post partum depression should do her in… She's half
black, they have shorter life expectancies |
| 20 |
Michael Jackson, 49 |
8/29 |
WIKIPEDIA |
michael
jackson - Google News |
51 |
He makes Britney Spears look like a Mormon. And he likes little boys. |
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BENCH PLAYER'S NAME |
BIRTH DATE |
LINK |
POINTS |
REASON FOR PICK |
| 21 |
Gary Busey, 63 |
6/29 |
WIKIPEDIA |
gary
busey - Google News |
37 |
Somehow his teeth will kill him. He'll be like Tupac though and
continue to be in movies after he is dead. |
| 22 |
Jack Nicklaus, 67 |
1/21 |
WIKIPEDIA |
jack
nicholas - Google News |
33 |
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Pernell Roberts, 79 |
5/18 |
WIKIPEDIA |
pernell
roberts - Google News |
21 |
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BIRTH DATE |
LINK |
REASON THEY DIDN'T
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