TTT EIA #5: The White Rider
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1. What did the hobbits leave behind for Aragorn to discover that made him believe they were alright? - Two dozen Uruk heads and a half-smoked cigar. Pukel-man ROFLMAO! - A note that said "Hey, Aragorn, we're alright." Little Red - Their last bill from the Prancing Pony for four-and-a-half pints. quickbeam2002 - Their letters offering them pre-approved credit cards with a spending limit reflecting their high status and credit-worthiness. Kimi - A copy of "The Complete idiots guide to distinguishing Hobbits From Orcs" with a lovely label that read "Property of Fangorn" bookmarked at the page that was titled "Orcs do not have hair (at least not on their feet)" elfwing_angel - Lots of Aragorn Bobble-Heads. Message received loud and clear. Ltlberr - A lovely scarf and pair of matching gloves knitted from Uruk-hai hair. Anamírë - A message painted on a rock that said, "For a good time call Strider, 867-5309." The Trees of Yavanna
2. Why did Aragorn not want the stranger in the woods to speak to them? - He was busy trying to commit Fran and Philippa's rewrites for the next scene to memory. ThirdOrcOnTheLeft ROFLMAO! - Halitosis Pukel-man, EsteTook - He’d heard that the strangers in these woods carried many a movie spoiler and he was determined to stay spoiler free until December. Sowen - He wanted to be sure that the stranger knew the secret handshake first. quickbeam2002 - OMG! Talking to THAT guy?! It would have, like, totally ruined his chances of social acceptance. LOTR_nutcase - He knew the stranger was trying to sell them a new phone plan that was incompatible with the Version 1 palantiri, and which would require an expensive upgrade. Kimi - Since his mommy always told him it was dangerous to talk to strangers, he was afraid he would be ranger-napped and held hostage in Minas Tirith and forced to play the part of… *gasp*… KING!! diedye - He suspected of him of being the geek from his class back in Strider High. The one who was always on at him to wash his hair. LostHamster
3. Who was the man in White? - Westley, of course. It was a negative. Smokering ROFLMAO! - cousin twice removed to the men in black Joelle - a Middle-Earth Elvis impersonator. Varda Elentari - Cher in one of her thirty costumes from the "Farewell Tour"Yncanes - No one knew, but he went on and on about the superior strength of his garbage bags. ThirdOrcOnTheLeft - I don't know, but who does he think he's kidding with those black socks? Little Red - Shaft! Can you dig it? Ayaediran - Colonel Sandersquickbeam2002
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Literature for 400, Alex. - According to Google: Jesus. Ltlberr
4. Briefly describe Gandalf’s adventures with the Balrog in Moria.
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Gandalf stops… Balrog roars… - There must be a simpler way to get whiter whites and brighter brights Smokering ROFLMAO!
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Gandalf: Woah! - the Balrog purchased Gandalf a "I fell down a hole in Moria and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" t-shirt. Yncanes - Balrog? Moria? Maybe I shouldn't have gone out for Junior Mints during that scene. Little Red - They had a girls night in – with facials, manicures and the obligatory pillow fight. But it all ended in tears when Gandalf smacked the Balrog just that little bit too hard and smote his ruin upon the mountain Sowen - Well, first they built a boat and sailed away for weeks and weeks and a year and a day to where the wild things are ... luinfalathiel
5. What warning did Galadriel send to Legolas? - 'I think we accidentally put the yak in the swan-boats, not the Dwarf. Please send it back as I can't make my cleanser without the milk. Besides, the Dwarf is making a nuisance of itself, keeps springing out of holes in the holes in the ground and saying 'Ha! Fooled ya!'. Even Celeborn's starting to get annoyed--PLEASE return the yak and we can drop Gimli quietly off a flet.' Smokering ROFLMAO! - Everybody knows you have back hair. Stop trying to hide it. Varda Elentari ROFLMAO!</b> - Don't get Gimli wet, and don't feed him after midnight. The Trees of Yavanna - Duck Joelle (as in duck, duck goose??) - If you ever catch you and your scruffy mates bobbing for apples in my mirror again you're on Orc Patrol for the next five hundred years. And I don't care who your father is" LostHamster - That the warranty on his bow expires after thirty days. Yncanes - Watch out for Figwit! He is planning to steal your secret hair conditioner and to dye his hair blonde! EsteTook - Obey the court order and stay at least three hundred yards away from me at all times, or I'll have you slapped in cuffs so fast your head will spin. ThirdOrcOnTheLeft - "Those stairs at Helm's Deep are tricky. Use a shield." Teen Aragorn - "Beware the call of the seaside timeshare salemen!" Kimi - An estimate for dry-cleaning the bird-droppings from elven clothes. diedye
TECPs (theme extra credit)
1. What did the hobbits leave behind for Aragorn to discover that made him believe they were alright? a new top of the line laptop computer with
only one thing on it--the ROTK trailer hard to tell, the quality isn't that good and
those asian letters and subtitles keep getting in the way. Hmm..looks
like it could be Gandalf. No wait, its FIGWIT! you have your work cut out for you in the ROTK trailer. You have to climb up a rope hanging from an Oliphant and then kill it! Better start training...
1. What did the hobbits leave behind for Aragorn to discover that made him believe they were alright? Several dead orcs, trampled by fangirls who heard the hobbits were passing by. 2. Why did Aragorn not want the stranger in the
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