LOL and ROFLMAO credit!

1.      What was the signal at Minas Morgul?

• AWESOME!  THAT'S ALL!  JUST AWESOME!!!  *voom voom voom ...  rumble power rumble.....vvvvissskeewwwwwweeewwwwvvwommmpppp!!!*  Knock me on my butt!!!  YEAH!!! grammaboodawg  ROFLMAO!!!  Gramma, your enthusiasm makes me smile.

•  Don't Walk/Don't Walk. It's evil, after all! Kimi

• 99 Red Balloons Darkstone

•  The Orcs would sing (à la Elton John): "Sauron's Eye's Alright For Sighting, But We Wanna A Little Action In" diedye

• Steal home SarcasticElf

• "Attention Morgul shoppers! Your Minas Morgul MiniMall is now closed. Thank you for shopping with us!" LOTR_nutcase

• Think of the beginning of the Flinstones cartoon with the whistling bird.  Now imagine a Nazgul sliding down the neck of a fell beast instead of Fred.  Got it?  Well that was the signal. Sowen

• The heart-print boxer shorts of the Witch-King, flying proudly from the very top of the tower. Many Orcish heads would roll that night. Seillib

• A giant blinking sign reading "Morgul Burger" Yncanes

• "Red Light" Joelle, Elfmei

• -.-. --- -- .. -. --. /  -....- /  .-. . .- -.. -.-- /  --- .-. /  -. --- -  which roughly translates as "Coming! Ready or not!"  Cheshire Cat

• A rousing chorus of "Weasley is our King".  Alcarinque

• ok stop right there thats confidential, ( looks around) ok, so long as you don't tell any one else... the eye blinked!! Ciars

2.  Who emerged from Minas Morgul?

• Andy Serkis in a MSN Butterfly suit Çarcharoth  ROFLMAO!

• Mrs Morgul, wondering why the heck the hobbits had ignored the “No tramps, door-to-door tradesmen and people on Ring-destroying quests” sign nailed to the door. Ataahua

• Angmar on the Half Shell Darkstone

• Tom Bombadil. Seillib

• Teletubes Elfmei

• Contestants for this week's American Idol. grammaboodawg

•  The Witch-King after his extreme makeover transformation. Anamírë

 3.  Do orcs drink?  if so, what?

• Only if they suffer from low self-esteem which makes them susceptible to peer pressure and/or a genetic predisposition to physical and/or psychological addiction.  In other words:  Yes, like fish. Usually New Orc Slammers.  (3/4 oz. each of: Mordorian Comfort, Easterling Amaretto, Oroduin Sec, Slow Haradrim Gin, and Orange Oliphaunt Juice.  Shake and strain into a dirty glass.) Darkstone  ROFLMAO!

• Y’know that statistic that says people are 25% better looking when the person doing the looking is drunk?  Same goes for Orcs – so alcohol is *very* necessary if Sauron wants to keep his orc population growing.  I mean, have you ever seen a pretty orc?  I rest my case. Ataahua

•  Orca-cola. Kimi, Seillib

• If you call inhaling through your nose "drinking", then yeah, they drink... Ghoul-Aid. diedye

• Tea; Earl Grey; hot. SarcasticElf

• Orcs don't touch alcoholic beverages; they learned long ago that alcohol makes them irascible and prone to violence. Little Red

• Yes; Swill. The finest mineral water, dredged directly from Lake Erie. Nothing added. And you thought only European countries had mineral water. (Old SNL reference. ;-) ) Anamírë

•  No, Orcs don't drink, they stay on a healthy diet of man-flesh and magotty bread, washed down with a cup of good old acidic water. Vernien_xia

• Bloody Marys *winks* Amatire

• Taniquetil-a, stolen from José Quenya Çarcharoth

• Orcs drink Gatrorade, or as they call it, Fellbeastade.

 4.  What two nicknames did Sam have for Gollum?

• Mr. Po-TAY-Toe Head and George Çarcharoth  ROFLMAO!! 

• Bug Eyes and Fish Breath. Cheshire Cat 

• ”Oi” and “You” Ataahua

• Dobby and Yoda. Kimi

•  Ren & Stimpy. diedye, SarcasticElf

• "The Bulldozer" and "Pookie." The Trees of Yavanna

• Oh-Emaciated-One and He-Who-Slurps-Worms LOTR_nutcase

• it is not known what the two converse together in the darkness of the night... Vernien_xia

• The Amazing Schitzoid and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Fed. Anamírë

5.  What did Sam accuse Gollum of doing, and what was Gollum’s response?

• Sam: Pookie, did you eat the last Mint Milano?  Gollum (with mouth full, pretending innocence): Milanoffff, preffioufff??? The Trees of Yavanna  ROFLMAO!

• He accused him of giving away the entrance to the bat-cave, to which Gollum responded: "Holy hole in a donut!" WhiteLadyEowyn

• Sam: You ate my Lean Pocket.    Gollum: (with a full mouth) We don't see your Lean Pocketes anywhere, do we precioussss? SarcasticElf

• Letting loose an SBD.  Gollum's reply: "Right, because being downwind of a Hobbit eating only Lembas bread isn't ever unpleasant." Little Red

• Stealing Sam's pink barrets.  But Gollum knew that he didnt NOT look good in pink. Yncanes

• stealing his mojo.  "you never had one!" Amatire

•  Flirting with Frodo.  Gollum's response:  "Right, I suppose you'll kill me if I try anything." Ltlberr

• Gollum stood accused of ripping a raunchy, raw fish fart, and Gollum responded "Yeah?  Well, he who smelt it, delt it, Fatty!" Çarcharoth
   

And some absolutely brilliant Theme extra credit!

glorfin2

1.  What was the signal at Minas Morgul?
They had a Foghorn (Leghorn). He was pre-occupied with a chicken hawk (named Pock) and that's how Sam snuck through.

2.  Who emerged from Minas Morgul?
That would be aforementioned chicken hawk Pock after the booting Foghorn gave him. Sam muttered something about Chicken Pock's feathers and moved on.

3.  Do orcs drink?  if so, what?
They all were under such pressure that they mostly drank Pepto. Some, however, drank a tough little drink they called Pock Shots. Seems that hawk was a regular visitor and entertaining to the orcs. And, one shot sent you flying, much like Pock after Foghorn got him.

4.  What two nicknames did Sam have for Gollum?
Itchy and Scratchy

5.  What did Sam accuse Gollum of doing, and what was Gollum’s response?
Giving him chicken pox.
No, precious *scratchscratchgollumgollumscratch* we've not seen chickens or nice fishes in a long time.

Melian of Doriath

1.  What was the signal at Minas Morgul?
The Witch King stood at the top of the tower and announced over the loudspeaker, "Captains of the West, these are the Orcs of Mordor. Orcs of Mordor, these are the Captains of the West. Here is the coin. The side with the Eye is Heads, the side with the Fell Beast is Tails. Captains, call it in the air *flips coin*. The Captains say Heads....it's Tails. Orcs win the toss. Whattya wanna do, Orcs? Kickoff? Okay, the Orcs say they're kicking off!"

2.  Who emerged from Minas Morgul?
The New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers.

3.  Do orcs drink?  if so, what?
Orcs drink Gatrorade, or as they call it, Fellbeastade.

4.  What two nicknames did Sam have for Gollum?
"Tastes Great" and "Less Filling".

5.  What did Sam accuse Gollum of doing, and what was Gollum’s response?
Sam accused Gollum of Unnecessary Roughness and penalized him 15 yards. Gollum's response was to tackle Sam on the next play and rip his head off.