TTT EIA #17: The Forbidden Pool
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Let's start off with some Theme credit!
1. What did Frodo spy swimming in the water? I can't remember. 2. What was Smeagol searching for in the pool? 3. What reason did Frodo give for sparing Smeagol’s life? They had to use something as bait. 4. To where did Frodo tell Faramir he was going? To the EAC dude! 5. What was Faramir’s final warning to Frodo? Stay away from the light!
1. What did Frodo spy swimming in the water? The Almighty Sarlaac. 2. What was Smeagol searching for in the water? Mark Hamil's career. 3. What reason did Frodo give for saving Smeagol's life? The Almighty Sarlacc has a very long tongue. 4. To where did Frodo tell Faramir he was going? To bust Han out of Jabba's palace. 5. What was Faramir's final warning to Frodo? Don't become the next fantasy lead to leave his career on Tatooine.
LOL and ROFLMAO credit!
1. What did Frodo spy swimming in the water? - Brittany Spears' self-respect iowaboy ROFLMAO!! - The AFLAC duck. Seillib - His bathing suit Yncanes - One of those foam animal things that get really big when you put in water. (It was a blue octopus, if you really must know) Ayaediran - Faramir skinny-dipping. He wanted to know if the phrase ‘Big People’ related to more than just their height.... Ataahua - SpongeBob Farawyn - A talking orange fish that kept repeating "Have you seen my son?" ThirdOrcOnTheLeft - Gimli skinny dipping - it was the wound that did not heal. LostHamster
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Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
2. What was Smeagol searching for in the pool? - The plug Joelle &diedye ROFLMAO!! - His third personality, Nemo. Ataahua - The cabanna boy. Yncanes - Whatever it was, it was shiny Shadowfaxrules - pennies. very frugal, that one. Ayaediran - One of his contact lensesssss, cursse them!! luinfalathiel - His left foot boot that he lost while fighting with Deagol Elfmei
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His copy of the book: - Gimli's swimming trunks. Frodo offered him the One Ring if he could make the dwarf put them back on. LostHamster
3. What reason did Frodo give for sparing Smeagol’s life? - I’ve finally found someone whose eyes are bigger than mine. Sowen ROFLMAO!! - Something about needing a hand at the Cracks of Doom… or was that a finger? diedye - Actually it was a miscommunication: he asked Faramir to spear Smeagol, but once the dim-witted Captain gave Smeagol his pardon Frodo didn’t feel able to correct him. Ataahua - "I'm a Democrat!" Farawyn - Smeagol had promised to tell him how to get past Level 3 on his "Legend of Zelda" game. ThirdOrcOnTheLeft - Smeagol was a terrific dancer, and he always let Frodo lead. iowaboy - He...uh...he...well...uh...he makes good waffles! Faerie-lady of rohan - He couldn't think of anywhere to dispose of the body. LOTR_nutcase - He makes a killer peanut-butter and sushi sandwich. Miriel Telcontar - "Well you see...if Smeagol dies then Sam and I won't have a guide to lead us to Mordor. Sam and I won't have the chance to prove we're macho hobbits by killing the big spider at Cirith Ungol, Sam won't be able to save me and have a couple of big crying scenes. I won't get to destroy the ring, and Sam and I will lose out on a certain Academy Award nomination." Melian of Doriath
4. To where did Frodo tell Faramir he was going? - To the cutting room floor. Unfortunately, Faramir led the way. Farawyn ROFLMAO!! - "Hey, do you hear that? It's Nature calling." luinfalathiel - “TOILET!!! Would you please move over??" - To pick up Sam's Academy Award. Seillib - Club Med Ithilien. ThirdOrcOnTheLeft - To buy another keg, of course. Those Gondorian boys can really drink, but a hobbit will beat them anytime. Menelwyn - To Mordor in a handbasket. Darkstone
5. What was Faramir’s final warning to Frodo? - Whatever you do, DON'T give Gollum the finger! iowaboy ROFLMAO!! - "Don't come back, or I will taunt you a second time!" Ayaediran - "You have to WAIT IN LINE!!!" Elfmei - "If I hear you say 'Hey, you never did that in the book' just one more time, I'll kill you." ThirdOrcOnTheLeft - Watch out for those Rohan girls--they tend to be rather handy with swords. And their brothers can be downright scary! Menelwyn - Close your eyes when Silmarillion the Musical beings! JessLynn - Always walk BEHIND Sam and Gollum… those two may be watching your backside, but it ain't for protection! diedye - Don't drink the water. SarcasticElf - "Go not to the TORNsibs for council, for they will mob you and take your clothes." LOTR_nutcase - Don't supersize anything you get from the refreshment stand. yellocoyote - “Don't forget to turn left at Cirith Ungol!" Darkstone
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