1.  To where does Haldir guide the Fellowship?

·   To the Lembas Lembas Phi frat house. There on the Palanatir they watched an illigal copy of Swords and Sheildmaidens whilst drinking from a keg of mirivor. Pipe to Nul  ROFLMAO!

·   To the nearest privy.  (Pippin had a thing about "going" in the woods, and had been holding it for several leagues). Little Red

·   To the new Lothlorien LOTR exhibit.  "We're walking, we're walking..." SarcasticElf

·   That new Krispy Kreme that just opened. They're having a sale. Buy one get one free. And Haldir knew the hobbits would like that.
(the Krispy Kreme opened in an answer from EIA #17) Celebrantiel

·   To his uncle's real-estate office for some really nice deals on luxury flets. luinfalathiel

·   TORN. Sure, they could get out of Moria but if they could get out of EI, he'd be impressed Arian Ithilsar

·   Anywhere his lack of a sense of direction took him.  Being male, he never bothered to stop for directions, and as the Fellowship itself was male, they didn't bother to suggest it.  Finally, Haldir gave in and stopped at Lothlorien to ask for directions, only to forget where he wanted to go in the first place. Ayaediran

·   An all night pub crawl starting with The Rude Mermaid, then on to The Vulgar Unicorn, The Angry Beaver, The Slaughtered Orc, and the disreputable Lothlorien Lily’s.  Only Frodo and Sam had the stamina to make it to Galadriel’s Mirror without going unconsicous or blind.  Haldir was impressed. Darkstone

·   The nearest ride-through espresso stand. Magrat

·   The Lothlorien Bath & Spa, famous for transforming the travel-weary into subjects worthy of being presented to Galadriel. LOTR_nutcase

2.  After meeting with the Fellowship members, what did Galadriel suggest they do?

·    Bathe. Quickly. Many elves were experiencing wilty, drooping hair in the cloud of stink the Fellowship had brought in with them. Anamírë  ROFLMAO!

·    Skinny dipping in the Silverlode Cheshire Cat

·    Take a long walk of a short pier. SarcasticElf

·    Enroll in remedial algebra. The Trees of Yavanna

·    Have an Ent-Moot.  She had a costume trunk in one of the flets. Estella Brandybuck

·    Go straight to the bath house for baths, laundering and de-lousing.  Ever wonder what duties the elves on Galadriel’s “bad side” got? Yep. This is one of them. glorfin2

·    Come with her to view the stunning 6-bedroom, 2-bathroom, all hand-trained live growth furniture condo flet at Eleventy-One Nienor Branch, with views of the Silverlode and Caradhras. luinfalathiel

·    Paaaarrrr-teh Like Its 1299! Pipe to Nul

·    Not give up their day jobs. Darkstone

·    Body shots Yncanes

3.  What did Sam reply when Frodo asked “What do you think of the Elves now?”

·    "They seem a little tough, but slow-roasted and simmered in a light sauce, they might be okay." RosieLass  ROFLMAO!

·    "They're very tasty with a bit of garlic and some black pepper...oops" Varda's Songbird  ROFLMAO!

·    There were elves here?" Joelle

·    "What do I think of them?  Buncha stuck up, no good, scruffy looking nerfherders!"  To which Legolas, who was eavesdropping, called out, "Who's scruffy looking?" Little Red

·    "I like Elvish but I prefer his earlier films." Cheshire Cat

·         Sam: They're OK.  *slight pause*  Frodo: What do you think of them now?  Sam: They're OK. *slight pause*... Anamírë

·    “The most beautiful kneecaps I’ve ever seen!!!” Darkstone

·    "Definately not worthy of all the millions of fan-girls they have.  You know, why don't we ever have any?" Estella Brandybuck

·    “They’re not bad as long as you don’t shoot craps with them. Pippin lost his pants the other night; and I swear those dice were loaded.” Psyphon

4.  What did Frodo and Sam see in Galadriel’s mirror?

·     The Re/Max balloon hovering over the Great Smials in Tuckborough. luinfalathiel  ROFLMAO!

·     The X-rated video Celeborn had forgotten to return to the adult arcade. RosieLass

·     I don't know but it caused them to reflect. I don't know but it caused them to reflect. Cheshire Cat

·     Frodo: His image running around Mordor in Sauron’s pants, looking for Sam.   Sam: The Gaffer doing the Watusi in a pair of gold ultra-sued, bell-bottom pants, with silver chiffon trimming. Psyphon

·     Legolas!  The fairest of them all! SarcasticElf

·     Gimli selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. The Trees of Yavanna

·     Teaser trailer for The Sil: the Naked Musical. It’s a wonder it didn’t crack. Er, maybe that was a poor choice of words… glorfin2

·     Galadriel's schnauzer, Frankfurt, taking a nice refreshing drink. (Think about it...) Anamírë

·     Friday Night Football! The Galadhrim Archers versus The Mirkwood Spiders Pipe to Nul

·     Celeborn’s rubber duckie. Darkstone

·     bird poop Yncanes

5.  What happened to Galadriel when she was tempted to take the Ring?

·    A little "good Galadriel" appeared on one shoulder wagging her finger and saying "Now don't do it, that's bad" and a little "evil Galadriel" appeared on her other shoulder saying "Yeah! Yeah! Do it!" Varda's Songbird

·    She was overcome with song and belted "I Feel Pretty" until Frodo retched into his waybread Little Red

·    She broke out in purple spots and had to bathe in Calamine for a week. RosieLass

·    She was automatically signed up to receive a year's subscription to AOL The Trees of Yavanna

·    She turned into Brain.  You know as in Pinky and the Brain?  Trying to take over the world?  Ah forget it. Sowen

·    A crazy televangelist popped out of nowhere screaming, "Be not tempted! Repent! and thou shall be saved!" Anamírë

·    She was sent whirling through the air, as if carried by invisible hands. After she caught her breath, she cried out to Frodo, "Mind the volcano!!!" Frodo Gardner 

·    It wasn't looking too good for Frodo; Galadriel went all radioactive and got reaaaaaally close to taking the ring, so Sam ran for the Smirnoff's and dangled it front of her, and she was suddenly distracted.... Ayaediran

TECPs  and extra credit

Kimi, Carnimírië, Aydria Elenlinn, Amatire, WhiteAslan, Mar, Frodo Gardner, Magrat, Eowyn of Penns Woods, and Pipe to Nul    (I hope I didn't miss anyone, but let me know if I did) and Idaho, I just don't know what to do!  since you don't like themes, but did a theme . . . uh, how about a gold star for sticking to your guns?

And my fav's for the week:

Magrat

1.  To where does Haldir guide the Fellowship?
The nearest ride-through espresso stand.

2.  After meeting with the Fellowship members, what did Galadriel suggest they do?
Order triple shots.  All that pipe weed wasn't keeping the party very alert.

3.  What did Sam reply when Frodo asked “What do you think of the Elves now?”
He babbled incomprehensible gibberish that ended with "more foam in my latte, and WHY would I want skim?" while waving his arms wildly.

4.  What did Frodo and Sam see in Galadriel’s mirror?
A world taken over by Starbucks, leaving Middle Earth consumers no choice.

5.  What happened to Galadriel when she was tempted to take the Ring?
She lunged for it, but coffee jitters made her miss and then she started to come down from her caffeine high, making her see the wisdom of decaf.  And she began to preach the use of coasters, to prevent future Rings from forming.

Carnimírië  (I think I figured this one out . . . )

1.  To where does Haldir guide the Fellowship?

To see if there was a pub.

2.  After meeting with the Fellowship members, what did Galadriel suggest they do?

Cut their hearts out with spoons. To this, Gimli wondered, "Why a spoon, my lady? Why not an axe?" Galadriel replied with "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!"

3.  What did Sam reply when Frodo asked “What do you think of the Elves now?”

"They've got a great sense of humour."

4.  What did Frodo and Sam see in Galadriel’s mirror?

How to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.

5.  What happened to Galadriel when she was tempted to take the Ring?

She was sent to the hospital wing in a matchbox.

Eowyn of Penns Woods Sick and Twisted

1) To where does Haldir guide the Fellowship?
To the Lothlorien Super WalMart toy section.

2) After meeting with the Fellowship members, what did Galadriel suggest they do?
Have a game of strip Twister under her Mirror.
 

3) What did Sam reply when Frodo asked "What do you think of the Elves
now?"
He just smiled for a week before finally murmuring  "Gladders...flexible..."

4) What did Frodo and Sam see in Galadriel's mirror?
Twister reflections that would put Cirque du Soleil to shame.
 

5) What happened to Galadriel when she was tempted to take the ring?
She glanced at the mirror and saw her perilous position---take the Ring and lose her figure for another elvish 9 months (and at her age too) and have Celebore asking why the Elfling has such long blonde hair on his large feet, OR twist into the West and remain Galadriel the Untarnished.