YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE?
LISTEN UP BITCH, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE? A LITTLE MOTHERUCKING RESPECT AROUND HERE. ROME WASN�T BUILT IN A FUCKING DAY, AND DO YOU THINK THEY INVENTED THE SPACECRAFTS IN AN HOUR, OKAY THEN SO YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU BIG DUM DUM. FUCK YOU THEN.
I LOVE YOU. SO SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD? DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WITH THE TOP DOWN IN A HOT PINK CONVERTIBLE BLARING SOME BITCHIN� �80S MUSIC LIKE JESSY�S GIRL AND YOUR LOVE AND SHIT LIKE THAT, BUT IS THAT GONNA HAPPEN? HELL NO. WELL FUCK YOU THEN. I GUESS I�M NOT PRETTY ENOUGH. I DON�T FUCKING CARE. I�M JUST A MOTHERFUCKING CIRCUS CLOWN, HERE, LET ME PAINT MY FUCKING FACE UP AND DO SOME CARNIVAL TRICKS FOR YOU, BECAUSE I BET YOU WOULDN�T EVEN SEE ME THEN ANYWAY.
OH, AND TLC? WHAT THE FUCK? OKAY THEN. AND I HATE MYSELF, TOO. NOW CAN I GO PLAY KICKBALL? WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT? SHUT UP! I SCRAPED MY KNEE, BUT YOU DON�T EVEN CARE. I SHOULD JUST GO GET A GUN AND KILL SOMEONE, BUT THEN THAT WOULDN�T EVEN MATTER TO ME, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE YOU�RE JUST STUPID, STUPID LIKE ME, BUT I�M BETTER THAN YOU, OH AND YOU KNOW WHAt?
AND THEN THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? OH, I BET YOU LIKE THIS. OH, WHAT THE HELL. OH, LOOOK AT ME! FUCK YOU THEN BECAUSE THIS ISN�T THE BANK AND I DON�T CASH YOUR CHECKS SO FUCK YOU TO TRIPLE TIMES, OKAY. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS ISN�T HAPPY DAYS. I�M NOT RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, AND I DON�T EAT AT ARNOLDS. THIS ISN�T MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY DAYS SO LAY THE FUCK OFF. SO SHUT UP, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL?
FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, OKAY, MAYBE NOT. I�M SORRY, BUT SERIOUSLY WHY DON�T YOU GO WRITE MY NUMBER ON A BATHROOM STALL BECAUSE I BET YOU WOULD LOVE THAT, WOULDN�T YOU. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ISN�T MOTHERFUCKING AIR FORCE ONE, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
ALL RIGHT THEN. LET�S DANCE. LET�S DANCE.