| Some things to Remember
Uno) Today most certainly isn't a joyous day, no day is. Remember, you're emo. "Joyous day" isn't in your dictionary!! Deux) For best results, learn to play guitar. Let's get emo 1) Wake up around noon, but lay in bed and stare at teh wall for about an hour, thinking about how much you wish you didn't wake up. 2) Put your make up on. The more black the better! 3) Lock yourself in your room and lesten to your emo CDs. Cry excessivly. 4) Cute without the "E" 5) It's time for poetry. Rock the Arts. 6) It should be about 10 by now, and while normal people are out with friends, you're home alone. 7) Try and make yourself feel better by looking at the 371 friends you have on Myspace. 8) Realize that you've never talked to any of them and that you don't have real friends. 9) Cry. 10) Cute without the "E" 11) Poetry time! 12) Finally, at 4 in the morning, you to go to sleep. 13) Repeat. |
| How to be Emo |
| A "How to" by Mark Hillier. |
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