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| A Novel by Mark Hillier | ||||||||
| Once Upon a time there was a young child named Alfred. Alfred was a cheerful young chap. He enjoyed the finer things in life. He liked to fish, weave, lick lamps, and kick his grandfather. Alfred prefered his steak medium-well with a healthy puddle of A-1 on top. Alfred also liked other men. You may be wondering what kind of fun-filled adventures our homosexual hero will embark on. The truth is, you will never find out This is simply becuase this story is not about Alfred. It is about a young woman called Masculine. "Rainy outside, eh?" Commented Masculines husband, Feminine. Masculine responded by growling. In turn, Feminine smacked Masculine atop the head with a freshly cooked haddock. Masculine and Femenine were not your average couple. They tended to yell random math equations at each other. Every other tuesday Masculine would climb the fence, seperating her yard from her nieghbors, and plant daiseys in her nieghbors mailox. Sometimes Feminine would chew his aunts dogs leg off. Nevertheless They were a happy couple and they loved each other very much. But then their house exploded. |
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