once upon a time lived a weasel, his name was jebadiah.
he was maroon with
lavendar speckles all over his back. very pretty and shiny if you care to
ask me. well one day jebadiah got himself in some trouble, and it was
terrible! he was walking down the dirt road with his friend woopy the
walrus and fell in a great big
THUD!
on the ground. he ended up thudding in a big pile of
frogs, millions and millions of frogs.
these frogs all sung on key, in the
same tune, they sung about football players wearing pastel pink oxford
shirts and parading around town holding giant cucumbers above their heads.
frogs make up the best songs, you know. well jebadiah couldn't bear the
frogs, he started going crazy and picked one giant frog up and threw it as
high as he could. he ended up throwing the frog out of the big hole and
back onto the ground. woopy saw this frog and ate it, cause you know,
walruses love to eat their daily frogs! after about 34785378457834.00
minutes woopy started to feel dizzy and sick, so he vomited the frog from
his belly. when the frog came up he was still alive and well. he started
to talk, he talked about interstate 54 and read the writings on woopys
shoes, which read
over and over and over. while all of this
was going on, jebadiah was still in the hole, sobbing because he knew that
deep down he couldnt jump high enough to get out of the awful hole. he
knew that he was destined to be in the hole with the millions of frogs
forever. he decided that maybe if he ate enough frogs he would die from
gluttony. he preceeded and ate every single one of the million frogs.
unfortuantly, he did not die, but he did get out of the hole. his stomach
got bigger and bigger and bigger, so he got bigger, too big to fit in the
hole. he eventually was so big that the hole had virtually, disappered.
now he was back on the ground with woopy still feeling sick. jebadiah
figured that woopy would never get better, so he decided the right thing to
do would be to eat him. so that's exactly what he did. and you know what?
it was fun too! he ate him and got more fat. he was really fat, so fat
that he had to roll down the road instead of walk. he liked being a weasel
ball though, it was sure definate fun stuff. so that my friend, is the
orgin of the weasel ball. run, don't walk, to your nearest walmart and
purchase one of your very own!
