Welcome to the page after the next page. When you're sad, you can usually come to this page and find something to make you laugh...or something to confuse you to the point of forgetting what you were sad about in the first place.
I like surprises, except when the prizes are chocolate laxitives.
'Twas a drive by ducking.
Is that a church on your head, or are you just happy to see me?
If it weren't for my clothes right now, I'd be naked.
The Texas Blender Massacre
When you type, your fingers are making out with the keyboard.
Life is a lot like a toilet bowl...it's round, smooth, and full of crap.
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