You are wherever you are, and you are an idoit.
Question #2: "Why did you just call me an idiot?"
Why not did I just call you an idiot?
At this point, you may ask yourself, "why are there any frequently asked questions at all?" and well, nobody has actually asked any questions, but these are some things that I felt like putting on the site.
My name is Josh, that's all you ever need to know, and I have a website because I feel like it.
Question #4: "Where do you live and may I stalk you?"
Firstly, you don't need to know where I live, secondly, nobody gets to staulk me except foxy ladies (j/k).
Question #5: "What is your web site about?"
I explained that on the first page idiot.
Question #6: "What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?"
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