TRUTH's board started out with 92,000 visits yesterday.

He has now cracked 100,000 today.

Incredible... 8,000 visits and only 20 posts.

Hot Karl

Posters:
Amy Lynn hicked up her skirt on the show last night and it did nothing for me nut sac.
Tempest has these enormous natural-looking bought breastesses that caught/had me at attention.
Howard was still married at this point and while Alison was on the phone, Amy simulated putting her hand down his shorts.
Tact was not the topic here.

for boys who understand that they gladly strike a match to your hairdo if you ask them to flambe` it.

Imus Offers O And A air time

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Posted by Bob Thomas on September 14, 2000 at 08:56:37:

J. Donald Imus has come down solidly on the side of Opie and Anthony in the Infinify talk wars. This morning he offered WNEW-FM's duo a spot on the Imus show -- basically said he planned to have them on.

Imus called Opie and Anthony "fairly humorous," said he's in favor of their filthy style of talk radio and then attacked Howard Stern for being a hypocrite. The I-man says the gag order on mentioning Stern on air doesn't apply on his show, never has.

As the website hacking and newspaper articles mount, one gets the feeling that this scenario may have transcended any "under-control" publicity stunt.

OVERMAN

Or your posts will be continually deleted.

Hot Karl

The polls will be closing for the THSMB Song Parody contest at 10pm this evening...and the last time I checked, Dr. Truth's "Lesbians" was in first place with 9 votes and multiple 2nd place entries with 7 votes. Click on the link at the top of the board to check out the songs OR...Click Here To Enter The Voting Booth

The results will be posted on Friday.

LD

Well it looks like my post from yesterday did turn up after all -- what's with the slow posts? Gawdamn pain in the arse.

I can't believe the stupid Jackie song won. It should have been "Yooour teeeth are hore-a-bulll . . . . . . Ga-reeeeee." Also too funnt: Robin's comment "this would be perfect music for Bababooey's funeral!" Followed by Gary's witty response: "Robin, in what parallel universe will you be attending MY funeral???"

That song about Howard's ex-wife sucked. My song was better than that! "Dancing in the Sheets" was also lame.

Dragon, too bad you missed "I love little girls" -- that one was good too (riff on "I love Rock & Roll.")

As regards my entry: yeah, others have told me the lyrics are hard to make out. Should have sung the damn thing myself! (I did the drums & farting.) The lyrics are actually nothing special, the "joke" was the sound effects.

In retrospect I should have whipped out a half dozen lame shittily-recorded songs about green teeth and big stupid drunks instead of producing one intensely odiferous all-original recording. Oh well. Maybe next time . . .

massa!!

I was sure that I had heard all the song parodies. Alas, this was not the case. The slicing and dicing of previous shows to remove supposedly offensive material was so good, I didn't even notice. Until this morning.
"I Love Little Girls" & "Dancing in a White Sheet" were deemed unsuitable for Canadian ears. Those motherfuckers at the CRTC have no business deciding what I can and cannot hear.
I am livid. Yet powerless. I would have voted for "Jackie is a Drunk" - 2nd place. "Those Teeth" - 1st place.
F the FCC!
F the CRTC!

dragon

The song parodies are always great. It's unfortunate that the show would never release a CD of them (Too many royalties to pay and too many artists to ask for permission for release.).

Thank God for Napster,

World-class radio feud ignites"
By JOHN MAINELLI

The radio feud between Howard Stern and the team of Opie & Anthony has grown so intense that Stern is now threatening to bring in Anthony's ex-wife for a kiss-and-tell expose.

"Shut your mouth, or I'll bring your wife in here -- the one you're divorcing that nobody knows about," a furious Stern told listeners yesterday.

"I could, in two seconds. Believe me, the stories aren't too good."

Meantime, Opie & Anthony -- banned from even mentioning Stern's name months ago -- were mysteriously AWOL yesterday, causing speculation that they were either suspended or subjected to front-office thrashing that lasted through their entire five-hour program.

On Tuesday, "O&A" crowed that they had slipped one over on a "certain" radio show host in Stern's "Song Parody Contest."

Stern unwittingly played an entry from Anthony's brother -- Joe Cumia, a regular contributor to O&A -- on the air.

"He's doing our stuff and he doesn't even know it," said a clucking and gloating Opie.

The team told listeners that they'd have more to say about the contest prank on Wednesday.

But instead, WNEW-FM/102.7 listeners heard a slapped-together "best of" show while the station's switchboard reportedly told callers that O&A were in a meeting and should be on the air, live, shortly.

But they never were.

A spokesman for Viacom/CBS's Infinity Broadcasting -- owner of both 'NEW and Stern's K-Rock/92.3 FM -- declined to comment, except to say O&A "took a vacation day."

Cumia, who is an accomplished a song parodist, produced at least one Stern-contest entry called "Fat Naked Fag," a riff on "Survivor" millionaire Richard Hatch.

"Do something original on your own program," Stern railed yesterday after a caller blew the whistle.

"I've got so many imitators, it's like, 'Love me daddy. Please love me. Pay attention to me,'" mocked Stern.

"I'm not your daddy, stupid ass," growled Stern.

Stern has never mentioned his afternoon counterparts by name. And they have been forbidden to mention his.

Their feud erupted last February when O&A crashed a news conference for Stern's TV show "Son of the Beach" and were promptly ejected by Stern.

O&A returned the fire in April by blowing the whistle on a "surprise" rock concert announcement Stern had been promising.

Last month, Stern show regular "High-Pitch Eric" was arrested for making a bomb threat on O&A's answering machine.

Incidentally, Stern will announce his $10,000 grand prize winner this morning.

Finalists include "What I Like About Jews," "I Love Little Girls," and "Dancin' in the Sheets" -- about a regular Stern guest from the Ku Klux Klan.

UBERMENSCH

And it sure does fucking suck. You guys and sluts have nothing interesting to say. Nothing at all. What a bunch of losers!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

M and R

Also known as Socrates, Lurker and others and now Miss Lurker. Everyone knows you have been posting as Miss Lurker. Why dont you go and fuck yourself? You fucking phony bastard. You think we are stupid? Get a life son! A life damn it!!! Stupid babysitter thats what you are.

Brian

Are you going to tell on me? You fucking ass kissing crybaby.BWAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAH GET A LIFE ARSE HOLES!!!!!YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brian

BUZZ

As you all know, earlier this week The Slam-O-Rama was taken down due to a complaint from one IDIOT and some porn that was up there.
Yesterday, I created a NEW Slam-O-Rama, using the same information as on the original account, including Email address. It would appear that there were no complaints, NO NUDITY and virtually no reason for them to check the board and as of last night it still exsisted. This morning I came into an Email from Voy, stating that the site had been shutdown for promotion of hate and an adult nature, and ANY attempt to re-create it will get deleted IMMEDIATLEY!!!!!!
With that in mind, I would like to withdraw MY vote for switching to VOY.COM.
The funny thing is there are OTHER boards with twice the hate and nudity on them, but, just like with ITW, once you are earmarked, apparently they will continue to check up on you!!!!
P.S.-- Before you say it you pregnant imbecile you had NOTHING to do with it!!!!!!

BUZZ

Me

Why is Howard such a pussy. He can talk about O and A, but he won't mention there names, but O and A will talk about him and Howard goes to the big bosses like a little girl. What happened to the so called "shock Jock" more like an F'ing pussy. Bow to the greatest air personalities ever. Opie and Anthony on WNEW at 2pm - 7pm every weekday

OK Terrific

IMO the individuals who are bemoaning the supposed degredation of this site are the same miscreants who revel in accusing each other with homosexual behavior and then blast each other with personal insults, none of which have anything to do with HS. BOREING!! Good riddance to bad rubbage! Find another board that suits you and your juvenile mentality. Although I don't participate, I enjoy the witty repartee of Aerotica, HK, et.al. The rest of the nitwits need to go find a life. Looking forward to the bar opening on Friday. What specials are being offered?

Gary

howard made a reference this morning concerning anthony's(of opie and anthony) soon to be x-wife being brought on the show if they don't back off.by the way dominic the bloated attorney is representing the ex. opie and anthony were reruns today.consequence? probably not. was wondering if anyone had heard anything?

ej

It looks like this place is sorely in need of some hard rockin' Anchower Power.


To you, Miss Lurker, I propose the following:


My new gig hauling asphalt for Ptaschinski Construction has me flush. We're talkin' serious green, if ya know what I mean. Franklins, baby. 8 straight weeks of steady, hi-payin', under-the-table cashish.


My ride is clean. Tricked out. Four on the floor. Racing slicks. Bored-out carb. A stereo with power- we're talking pre-amp, amp, and big fucking speakers. Plus glass packs. Oh, they hear me coming when I make the Cruise.


My frig is full. Both freezer and frig. The essentials abound: Packed with Jack's Self Rising Works Pizza up top. Ice cols, jet black MGD, top to bottom below.


The pad crackles with Anchower Power. There is a copius amount of Grade-A, Northern Lights, Ass-kickin', One Hit Shit stashed in a location that I cannot divulge at this time. There is a 27"T.V. Nintendo. The works.


In short, I am on top of my game.


What I propose to you, Miss Lurker, is to wipe that sourpuss off and replace it with the awestruck look of the many women who have Cowered under a Shower of Anchower Power.


We begin with a ride. Windows down. Tunes cranked. Perhaps the might thunder of Led Zeppelin II. You will jiggle with joy as I pop the clutch and toast the tires at every light. You will know that Anchower does not mess around. We will smoke every teenage punk on the strip.


We will travel the backroads to the Roost. There we will kick back and enjoy some frosty brews, and maybe shoot some darts. You will be impressed with the Juice that Anchower has at the Roost. All my construction buddies will be there. You will be treated with the utmost respect, as are all who hang with Jim. Your drinks will arrive immediately, and they will arrive cold, or asses will be kicked.


After we hang half a loop on at the Roost, it is time for a more intimate setting- The Pad. I will preheat the oven to the exact, prescribed temperature. I will cook the fancy, self-rising pizza exactly as instructed. There will also be plates. And napkins. We will enjoy the finest in frozen pizza, and the finest golden delicious MGDs that Milwaukee has ever produced.


After dining, we will enjoy the Northern Lights. I will even change the bongwater. Your mind will be blown. If you like, I could demonstrate my prowess at Resident Evil III on Nintendo. Once you see what I can do to the undead, you will be freaked to the core.


A special mix tape of Styx ballads will be playing, to set the mood.


There will also be incense.


Then we will get to business under the black lights of my bedroom. You will be dazzled by the array of black-light friendly posters onthe walls and ceilings. Pink Floyd himself never imagined such a place. I will rock you until you beg me to stop. Then I will rock you further.


Miss Lurker, you will be mine. You will be mine.

Jim Anchower

To Whom It May Concern,

I'm not dead...just busy.

As many of the regulars are aware, I do a great deal of artwork for extra income. As of late I've been hashing out illustrations for a children's book that I hope to get published within the next year or so. The writer that I've been working with on this project has some connections in publishing and it looks promising.

I must confess that the time that I'm not spending creating boards etc. has come in extremely handy in this latest venture... but I have been checking in here from time to time and posting on occasion.

I must agree with the assessment that �our little forum� suffers a great deal without the fresh views of newbies. Unfortunately those in power �ITW� have seen fit to destroy our fun at all costs with the help of a few disgruntled losers who have nothing better to do than to report our antics and our latest location to them. I also must agree with the idea of bringing back http://go.to/sternMB . Perhaps the magic �go.to� link will begin once again to lure new posters.

Finally, to Miss Lurker:
I am not responsible for �carrying the board�, whether I�m here all the time or not isn�t what effects the content posted here. What does affect it is the collective attitude that the regulars have toward the forum. It is my belief that the latest wars with ITW have fragmented the spirit of some here and our �closed borders for safety sake� has made it all but impossible to bring fresh meat to the table.
If you wish to make the forum better, don�t bitch�. POST. We are all responsible for what happens to this place to a point, if all you can do is complain, you are helping with it�s untimely death.

Just my thoughts,

I heard a caller this morning claiming to be from Canada who said we cannot hear the song parodies.
This is not true. The only Canadian radio station with the balls to buy Stern's show - Q107 in Toronto - has played all the songs.
In fact, there has been no censorship for quite some time. Quite a few "bleeps" during the MTV drinking show but I suspect the drunken swearing was bleeped for all listeners.
Anyway... as Gary noted during a recent trip to Windsor, strip clubs are fully nude, last call is 3 a.m. and casinos are popping up like 7-11's!

dragon

I found the following on my favorite Runes page - thought you guys might get a chuckle out of it.

CLICK HERE

Aerotica

Son of the Beach - The Last Dong


review by:




Okay, so I've never made it a secret that I'm not completely enamored of SOTB. Since I don't have enough testosterone to enjoy continuous bouncing bikini-clad boobs, I have to rely on the sight gags and dialogue for entertainment. Past episodes have been kind of weak in that department. Granted, SOTB is far better than Will and Grace or Everybody (who?) Loves Raymond and all it's rip-offs - but for some reason I expect more non-stop laughs from a Howard Stern Production. To give the show its due, I would probably enjoy it more if I watched it with a group. It's the kind of thing that gets funnier when it's shared.


Therefore I was pleasantly surprised by this episode. The mishmash of Western and Mobster genres worked, and I had to laugh when BJ ran into the scene yelling "Stop Everything". Typical men, stopping a gunfight for a blonde in a yellow bikini. And for once, I think I managed to catch most of the inside jokes the first time around. Outstanding dialogue included:
"Shut up and sit down, you moron!"
"He's a big pussy."
"I'll be Don Johnson."

Jack Riley (Mr. Carlin; Newhart) as Chappie the Homeless Guy is my favorite character, followed closely by Cody Massengill. BJ Cummings, on the other hand, disgusts me - but then, I despise brainless bimbos.

Howard said this was the best episode this season, and I have to agree with him. I think the second season suffered because of the time constraints on the writers. If the third season is more like this last episode, it will be worth watching. At least, until they run out of "types" of shows to lampoon.

I thought Miss Lurkers' post on the Voy.com test board deserved a proper response here on the main board...

"s--- I hate have to learn the ins and outs of a new board. The poster traffic on the current board has crawled to a snails pace since the good Dr.Ivan went on his extended vacation, nothing personal there LD but the board is a yawn as of late. Even a song parody contest can't make up for the yawnfest. -- Miss Lurker, 18:47:58 09/12/00 Tue"


Just to clear things up again, regarding Doctor Ivan...he's not on any 'extended vacation' and he's been posting here regularly since he returned from his 'Malibu Adjacent' vacation weeks ago.
I have not taken over the administration of this board, just assisting with the set-up. We still have multiple administrators, including Doctor Ivan.
Regarding your comments about the lack of posts and this place being a yawnfest as of late, I think for the most part you are on point. I think the lack of "new blood" has stifled creativity in some, and this board has suffered since we were forced to stop using the 'go.to/sternmb' link. A single poster or a handful of regulars cannot be expected to 'carry the board' or make this forum fun, interesting and entertaining.

This is a 'forum' and posters contributing posts is the only thing that will make this place worth coming back to.

Your "lurker" status gives you no 'standing' to complain about the lack of content on the board. Get off the sidelines and throw in your 2 cents, as you've done on the test board.

I encourage and invite all "lurkers" to post their thoughts! Let it out! Post away...be creative and always...ENJOY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!