are nothing without us lambasting your pathetic no-life asses. This board sucks without us. You guys need us to keep you in check. Do you understand life? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE.? What a bunch of losers. Except for poofys Internet Shrink and Anton, I know you guys are there. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

The girls and I have now seen the error of our ways and would like to make a peace offering to those we have recently wronged (you know who you are).
We acknowledge the superior intellect and humor of such stellar personalities like Dr. Truth, Jocko, and some of the others but we realize that you would never accept us unless we gave you our e-mail and message board addies with passcode along with our real life addresses and phone numbers. And of course the lewd and lascivious nude pics of all of us to post at this board.
One of you have asked this of us before and now we are ready to.....
spread our legs for you,
Courtney and friends
P.S. Who is this "Howard" everyone keeps mentioning? I haven't seen him post here before.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

After reading todays board I can see why Doc Ivan quit. This used to be one of the best sites on the web, but not anymore.

Longtime Lurker

Poof, Poof, Poofy goodbye. Poof Poof Poofy dont cry. Dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee. Dee dee dee, dee dee.

YOU KNOW

go screw yourselves!

There, for the 99th time, I said it. Oh, and I am very cool too!!! A cool gay guy.

DR T. AKA POOFY POO THE POOF POOFER

Feast your eyes on this:

Aerotica

You are like one of these wrestlers gone from bad guy to good guy. You remember just last month you were calling Aerotica the board whore and Jocko and BUZZ and others were your mortal enemies. Your a worse hypocryte than Stern. You suck poof poo. Big time. I mean lets call a spade a spade o.k. ass face?

K-ROBERTO-O

WE ARE NOW ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED. WE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY, VERY MUCH AND WE HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS AND SWALLOWING EACH OTHERS JIZZY JIZM. THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO NOW IS GET MARRIED. THANK YOU. PS, WE ALSO CAN FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS AT THE SAME TIME. NEAT OR WHAT? YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!

FROM: JOCKO AND DR POOFSTER

www.queenhillary.com/page4.html

"Albert Knabe II (A.J.)"

Drt., I heard �dead or alive� parody a couple of minutes before 7:00 this morning. Don�t know if it was yours. If tomorrows show is anything like last years it will be great. Howard is at his best when he just wings it with the celebrities. Last year he got on the megaphone and was heckling Ricky Martin until he came over. They should have a lot great scenes for the Sat. and E show.

JT, H.G.F.C.

There is an article about Howard on page B1 of today's Wall St. Journal, headline is something like "FM Radio Personality Losing His Audience."
The scoop is basically than the KOAM is losing a step and his ratings are down. However a quote from Tom Cheapasano indicates the show is pulling in more dough than ever before.
There's also a quote from a "long time listener" to the effect that the show was funny when Howard wined and went home to lock himself in the basement and look at his fish, but "no one can relate to him having drinks at Naboo with supermodels."
The article also mentions the divorce and the Opie & Dopie feud.
Final conclusion: Infinity is still desparate to re-sign him when his contract expirse.

massa

The stupid hussy gave me all the info.
....there must be a REALLY bad case of stupid going around- with concentrations in Sweden and Muenster. Have fun, folks... personally I don't think her board is worth the thrashing.
UserName:8682
PassWord:NOSIOP
Please note the devilishly clever password! What does it spell backward?
Kiss kiss, Caroline baby! SMELL THE GLOVE!

Go fuck the fat wop. BWAAAAAAHAHAHA

K-ROB-ROBIE-O

I may even get drunk and watch the Video Music Awards tonight as a warm-up.
Chris Rock is one entertaining m-f'er... It was good to hear from Rodney Dangerfield as well..

Hot Karl

"You are no longer to be either trusted or respected. Due to your disrespectful actions, I now place you in the same catagory as 'Jocko'. Simply because both of you hace taken extraordinary steps to do intentional harm to My Message Board. You are a bad man, 'b.o.b'.
Why would you stoop to such levels?"

"Albert Knabe II (A.J.)"

Viv Savage

...to be aired tomorrow morning.
1. Who will be the first to vomit? (I'm betting on Stuttering John)
2. Who will be the first to pass out? (I say Ann Marie)
3. Who will be the first to attempt to makeout with Ann Marie? (Bababoohigh)

LD

SLAM JOCKO BUZZ AND POOF

To Be announced

Time to SLAM the Slammers!!!!

To Be Announced

Time to SLAM the Slammers!!!!

To Be Announced

better behave or Jocko is going to tell the teacher on you. He is the teachers pet. Good Jocko, good boy!!! Gooooood Jocko!!!

Robbie -O

Just because I wouldn't pump your ass last night, doesn't mean you have to be all nasty here. You know you could have used your shampoo bottle...

K-ROB-O's boyfriend

With guys like poofy and Jocko trying to "carry the board" it has really sucked lately,you guys are not funny at all and not even close to interesting. Aerotica you have nothing new or interesting to say. Always the same slut talk. Dragon your attempts at playing the tough bitch role fail miserably. LD you are the biggest kiss ass going. Lu Cifer you are Lu Cifer. Nuff said have a good`n losers. Its nice out, go get some fresh air and some sun on your pale white skin. Freaks. There is a real world outside with real people. I bet you guys spent a lot of time on party lines before the internet didnt you? BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA------LOSERS

K-ROB-O

...both the HSRS syndicated show and Son of the Beach have been renewed for another season. The HSRS has been picked up in 13 additional markets! Looks like Lu's website will continue to thrive...I'm seriously considering bringing back SonOfTheBeachETV once I find a suitable host server that can handle humor of a sexual nature and 'obscene and offensive' material. (also need an idea for a new contest)

LD