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�the virgin losers won't believe a word of it�: Thanks for stirring recent memories SR, ...I think. With my own spouse a thousand miles away I'm not sure that I need this imagery right now. (14-Aug-2000 20:08:20)

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: Congratulations you burnt out asshole. What a nice birthday present. (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 20:00:39) im...AKFC ...humble applicant: Congratulations burnoutbill! (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 20:09:17)

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im...has 40 good years left to BANG 'EM ALL: I believe I have him by a month or so. (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 20:03:34)

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for boys who do jumping jacks in the nude; causing trauma to their nut sacs as the member fights the forces of inertia.: Because you're there watching them. (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 19:59:26)

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Dr Delusional (hey I like the way that sounds): August 14, 2000 b.o.b. meets his match. Tell you what pops, not only will I out drink you but when I get done I'll wipe your puke off my shoes with my American flag hankerchief. Why wait till the summit. I'm only two hours away. By the way, I don't live in Philly I just work there. I live in NJ. You're familiar with NJ, its the place people from Queens move to when they get a job. (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 16:24:54) LD, Pres HGFC for men who know that a drinking contest is the best way to separate the men from the boyz: Alright! I'll officiate the showdown at the midwest summit. Feel free to place your wagers, I'll hold the $$$...may the best drunk win! (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 17:07:35) Aerotica: My money is on the Queens plumber - but there aren't any odds. How about if we instead bet on HOW LONG it takes bob to drink goofy under the table? (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 18:08:39) Dr. Truth H.G.F.C.: Goofy? Now was that necessary? I'll let it go because I know you and the old guy are friends. HEY LD WHERE"S YOUR VACATION REPORT? (n/t) (14-Aug-2000 18:23:29)

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205.188.198.29 writes:

first off poofy, you couldn't drink beer to my whiskey!

secondly, the only thing you'll be doing under the table is catching the beer i drop! of course i run it through my kidneys before i drop it!

now about the flag burning, just try it in front of me tough guy, but then how tough could you be? i mean you do say that you live in that homo town of *BROTHERLY LOVE* don't you?

you know the one i'm talking about, the one named after a female horse, "filly"!

so the constitution is a living document is it?
are you trying to tell me it has a pulse?
or blood presure?
or even the mind to reason?

i think not!

but in the constitution there is a thing called the rights of the flag!, and these rights say that the flag should be treated as a living being, not that the flag is one! get the picture doctor delusional, it doesn't say it's alive, it says respect as if it were!

which you should do with the constitution!

the constitution is the law of the land not the ideals you talk about, the declaration is the useless piece of paper with the ideals in it!

you know, the one that claims all men are created equal (which was written by a slave owner) it also states that when the govt. stops working as a govt. for the people by the people, we should tear it down and start all over!

but everytime someone tries they get shot or arrested or burnt alive!
some govt. for the people huh!

anyway, you should read up on the anthem and then you'd appreciate it!
and did you know that up untill the anthem was written (not as an anthem but as a poem to tell the story of the bombing of ft. mc. henry) that yankee doodle dandy was our anthem?

before you argue or start a fight with a stupid uneducated drunken mic plumber (who could outdrink you if you were drinking near beer) get your facts straight!

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

a tough guy from philly, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
didn't koabo think that too?
and where's he.......*cough*gonethat'swhere*cough*

the only tough guy from filly is rocky!
and he ain't real either!
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

meet me at the midwest sumit asshole!
we'll see who outdrinks who, and the loser pays the tab, so start towing cars and save up some money! lots of money!

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I'll stop eating poopy.

Eugene

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HK & LD you may like this one...

A Charlotte, NC man having purchased a box of very rare, expensive cigars insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires". The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The man sued... and won! In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed that the claim was frivolus. He stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000.00 for the rare cigars he lost in the "fires".

Here is the best part!!

After the man cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine!

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the good doctor used to practice in proctology, because he loved his work!

and that explains his report on the american national anthem, because only a butt poking homo could bash the anthem that brave men were inspired to give their lives for!

but if it were going to be changed, i think it should be changed to charlie daniels "in america"

and what's with this newbie guy called rudy?
what a flaming faeg!

know what his breath smells like?
depends!

i met up with the good doctor ivan on thursday, we had a blast, met in baltimore in the inner harbor section, doc was still mezmerised by the amount of alcohol i could consume!

i was drinking pint glasses of vodka with a splash of tonic and a lime wedge!
the beertender made one in front of us (because i told him he made a weak drink) and doc almost fainted!

met with elroy and peaches before that on wednesday, peaches is still hot! (even the wifes nipples got perky at the sight of her).
elroy is still a short amish towel headed dweeb!
but i did find out where he's really from, and when i finally stop laughing, i just might tell you all! bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
it ain't intercourse pa. but you're on the right track!

i almost got arrested in lancaster pa. but that's another story

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156.46.239.94 writes:

Put some fucking weight on the bar. About 2 years ago, Howard was bitching about the same thing, and he mentioned that he was benching about 135 at the top end.
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Stuttering John--- what a schlub. Are there any pictures of his supposedly hot wife out there? I never know what to believe when Howard says a chick is hot. You hear him talking about some chick getting evaluated; he says she is hot... then when you finally see the chick on the E! show, she is some cottage-cheese-thigh, ass-dimpled pig. He keeps talking about how hot Jackie's wife is, and she isn't too impressive.

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Alternate board provider. I would defer discussion on this until Dr. Ivan gets back. I saw some stuff down there, but didn't check out the link. We have tried this before, and nobody comares to ITW's format. It is convenient; no clicking. If you have to be a member, it probably wouldn't work, because the anonymous flames and chckenshit lurkers make up 90% of the traffic. But, if it is a good set-up, I would love to ditch ITW.

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Saw Magnolia this weekend and really liked it. Excellent flick. Great cast. Kinda twisted and depressing, but then again, those are the kind of movies I like. I can't remember the actor's name who played Jerry Lundegaard in Fargo, but he has cornered the market on psychologically unstable characters who just fall apart. John C. Reilly was excellent in a funny role. NOTE: Julianne Moore did NOT show her tits. Repeat: did NOT show her tits. It was a good flick nonetheless.

Also saw The Beach. The movie didn't know what the fuck to do with itself. There were some cool hallucination scenes, a good shark carnage, and there is always the pure joy of seeing a football field of marijuana crops.... but the movie was disappointing. And Leonardo DeCaprio becomes more annoying with each passing day. What happened to this guy? He was great in Basketball Diaries and Gilbert Grape. All the teen attention must have gone to his head.



Hot Karl

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208.225.161.217 writes:

Greetings from the Northwest. Had lunch Friday at McMennimans - gooooood golden ale! Mt. Hood still has a pretty good base, and from the plane it looked like there were a million sailboards on the Columbia River.

By the way..........the cows here said to tell you that they remember you fondly, and hope you will come to visit them soon. And don't forget the condoms.


Aerotica

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Posters:
The AKFC summit was held Saturday and the rank and file voted.
The results of the election will be posted shortly.
Thanks everybody.

for boys who get arrested at rallies and are handcuffed with those plastic thingys by rookie cops.

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My best friend is getting married. There was a shower yesterday - one of those "around the clock" type deals. My time was 11:00 p.m.
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What do you think?

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if anyone knows where to find a transcript of the 3.13.00 howard stern show that had type o negative on it please email me and let me know.

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Where are you tuff guy? Went into hiding? No surprise.

Lu Cifer

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