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| AKFC summit Friday, 11-Aug-2000 10:07:28
205.188.200.182 writes: Posters: Tommorrow, Saturday August 12, the AKFC will convene at headquarters. On the agenda is B.O.B.'s application for membership within our humble organization. Voting of the rank and file will take place. Some members have already voted. Votes be be tabulated under the auspices of Abercombie and Fitch. The final tally will be posted on this website on Monday the 14th. We also would like to say that we are happy to see that /^A^\ is alive and posting once again. Good luck, B.O.B.
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| Why is there a f Friday, 11-Aug-2000 09:13:23
216.191.74.125 writes: Don Hymus |
| I'm back, and now I'm gone Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 23:59:36
206.15.157.70 writes: Finally got Windows98 reloaded and all the modem connections restored...........just in time to leave on vacation. As of tomorrow I will be communing with the cows in Cloverdale (OR). But fear not, my dad has a computer, too. I'll be around. Would someone please email me a synopsis of all the lies iron mike has been telling about me??? (b.o.b.s lies I don't care about, since no one believes him anyway) I would like to take this opportunity to say that the wife of the burnt one is a very cool person. She actually left me alone with her husband the first night I was in Queens. (Don't worry, bill, the fact that you were too drunk to get it up will remain our little secret!) Lastly, I would like to express what an honor and privelege it was to be awarded the rank of "mental notation" by Mr. SR. Thank you, sir. Thanks also to Jocko for keeping me apprised of the events of the board for the last two weeks. Talk to you all tomorrow from the left coast, Aerotica |
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and who says it is a man? (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 10:28:30)
swede? I am not swedish. I live in america:
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Nice work Jocko, not that it takes much to out wit the Swedish Dummy, but good for a laugh anyway! (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 11:23:38)
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| don't forget to go to itwsux.go.to Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 22:47:11
209.206.89.81 writes: Oh damn reggin, this board shut down bullschmitt is getting older than the crust on Imus's North side!!!!!!!! At any rate, has anyone ever been to this yahoo stern club? It pretty much blows. If you think the stupidity level here is out of control, oh no. Oh no, go there!!! See the buttpumpers that post pure GARBAGE there! Well over 400 members, and very very VERY little Stern discussion. It's well worth spending the 2 minutes for the laugh you'll get from it, at the very least, a massive boost in your own self esteem! For all you lamers who are behind the shut downs of this board, I suggest STRONGLY that you go to that piece of s--- forum and leave us alone. You a truely the lowest form of life. You do realize that human evolution did NOT end when we grew thumbs, right? And go to ElectricHell.com One last thing, YOU STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED US!!! Lu Cifer |
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| Let's examine the parties Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 21:41:12
216.34.244.62 writes: As the board's self appointed political expert I think I should take this time in between the conventions to examine the two main political parties. There is no difference between the two main political parties, and if you vote for an alternative party in a presidential election you may as well stay home because we live in a two party system. It has to do with the Electoral College and all that shit. Nobody really understands it. I don't and I'm an expert. Parties do tend to make a difference when you come down in the political ranks. States need party affiliation to get favor from the fed. The same goes for cities all the way down to dog catchers. But I think the most interesting of all two party systems has to be the one practiced on this very message board between the old gaurd of the AKFC and the young upstart H.G.F.C. Sure there are similarities between the two groups. They both adopted the use of tag lines at the end of their posts as originated by the founder of the AKFC SR. Both groups have a strong tie to the Howard Stern. Both groups hold a vision of female beauty as their icon, but that is where the similarities end. Let's first look at the icons themselves. Apollonia Kotera was a very beautiful woman in her day. She made a movie. She had a album. She represents fashion, big hair, and the plastic cocain induced world that was the 80's. Heather Graham is a very beautiful woman who is currently in great demand by the movie industry. She represents fun, freedom, sexual energy, and is no stranger to lesbian scenes. The differences show in the ideals of each group. AKFC: Wax poetic H.G.F.C.: Tend to use fowl language and often post while under the influence. AKFC: Anti-Bukake H.G.F.C.: Believe in freedom of choice when it comes to porn AKFC: Homophobic H.G.F.C.: Believe in freedom of choice when it comes to sexual partners AKFC: Brag about sexual conquests H.G.F.C.: Joke about lack sexual partners & wives on the rag AKFC: experience self love under cover H.G.F.C.: Limit masturbation to places that wont land them in jail AKFC: Open only to men on the cusp H.G.F.C.: Open to men and women of any race, political view, or sexual preference. AKFC: Young MC H.G.F.C.: DMX AKFC: The Duke brothers H.G.F.C.: Reggie Hammond Thank you for your time. President LD, how about kickin' one of those posters down here!  H.G.F.C. for men who may not have gone to the rodeo but know how to ride hard and put it away wet. |
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...I thought I left that queer on the island and here he is posting on this board. Last time dis guy had some pussy, he was coming out of it head first. (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 02:56:16)
..Oh, I'm sorry, dis is dat Dr. Truth. He's no homo. I thought it was dat dere Roadkill or RF. Doze two spend more time wit dere faces in dere pillows den dat Mark Harris queer. (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 07:46:48) :
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dat queer Da Truth, he must have flown off dat island. I think the semen in his bottom weighed him down a bit. (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 10:03:17)~~~***a small tennis clap from the back***~~~ (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 12:41:26) |
| A new Service Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 19:21:33
38.33.74.87 writes: Hey gang, here's an idea who's time has come. From now on, whenever our tiny minded friend rats to ITW and gets the board closed, there will be a backup version available so you won't have to miss reading what transpired during the day. Bookmark this site: http://www.geocities.com/DeadStern This site will have a list of killed message boards. If you didn't get to read today's board before it was shut down you can go there and read it now. You won't be able to respond to any of the posts, it's a read-only deal, but better than missing everything, right? Check it out. Let's see the ass-sucker that closes down the board try to kill these off� SUCK ON THIS ASSWIPE! (You know who you are) HA! Bored Historian |
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| Roger and Twinkies At The Movies... Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 17:43:55
152.163.207.192 writes: "Eyes Wide Shut" Just re-rented this Kubrick finale and found it more enjoyable the second time round. The T&A factor is high and there's enough of Nicole Kidman just to keep one interested. Still found it a bit slow but well worth the wait. Only went thru 4 boxes of twinkies. Rent it now!  |
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Yes, the mask party scene was superb! Much eye candy and all breasts appeared to be real! Kudos, Stanley! (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 18:35:48)
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| Actually... I'm leaving tomorrow for "Malibu Adjacent." Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 17:28:56
207.172.11.147 writes:  Got Mrs. Ivan with me and I can't wait. HK has "the keys" folks. Giving the current board a final fix,
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Caroline: Hope you will have fun Mr Ivan :) (n/t) (11-Aug-2000 09:07:59) |
| Warning to BurntOutBill Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 16:45:09
152.163.207.194 writes: Beware b.o.b., I see your AKFC membership is coming up and you may want to get rid of your amazing Bukake video collection. I understand the AKFC strictly forbid members from owning or viewing Bukake fliks. Please don't destroy your collection...just send 'em to me! Thanks, your pal LD. LD, Pres HGFC for men who appreciate the extreme side of porn |
| PS- If this fu Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 16:35:03
156.46.239.94 writes: just give me a call at my home number (516) 922-9463. I will run right in and get it rolling again. Hot Karl |
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LD: oh and by the way, when you gettin a computer in your house? It just ain't right with ya only on the day shift (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 16:37:54) |
| Uhhh... oops. Thursday, 10-Aug-2000 16:24:13
156.46.239.94 writes: Back to the drawing board.... HK |
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