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Hey AJ, have you ever heard of something called "Email"?: Private messages should be sent that way, no one else here want's to hear about it. (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 14:23:39)

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Fred Shero: If a Cuban were to be invited on the show they'd win hands down. (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 12:30:59) Rudy Foreskin: I don't know Doc, she looks pretty cute to me. You ain't one of dem queers are ya? (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 12:37:21) : I like tall women with long hair, long legs and big boobs... she just doesn't fit the requirements. Gimme this instead This is more like it! (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 12:55:26) dave: I agree Doc. The Survivor broad looks very mousy and flat-chested. I guess Playboy was going to be ready with the airbrushes for this bird. I cant believe they even offered her the coin to pose. (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 13:05:51) Uncle Vinnie: This package is a little light. (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 13:14:04)

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JT: Alabama gets my vote for stupid, New York is sounds rude (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 11:32:54) : He said ENGLISH. They don't speak English in Alabama......... do they? (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 11:37:22)

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what? (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 10:03:25) ^not even worth a snore: (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 10:09:05)

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F-U LOSER (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 09:45:32) E!: Buzz ...you are gay,you are gay, you are a homosexual..the opposite of straight, your gay, i know it, your family knows it, dogs know it! (n/t) (10-Aug-2000 13:23:22)

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216.164.225.7 writes:


This is the CD with the bit "Getting Pumped" that Howard's been playing.

You can pick it up here.

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216.34.244.103 writes:

As the unofficial, self appointed board political analyst I would not be doing my job if I did not disect the democratic vice presidential nominee, whose name escapes me. it Leiberwitz, or stien or berg or something like that.

Why would Al Gore at a time when he is down in the polls choose a Jewish vice president? Let's face it, Jews have been traditionally hated through the years. Everybody knows that. Does he think he will carry anything in the bible belt with a "money lender" by his side. I doubt it. These people are still fighting to fly the confederate flag.

Through my expert analysis I have narrowed it down to four possible reasons.

1) Al Gore is a stupid, stupid man.

2) Al Gore knows that by having a Jew on the
ticket he is all but assured the support of Hollywood and the media elite machine as it is almost totally controlled by Jews, except for those who are scientologists and they all ready back Gore because of that enviromental crap.

3) The Clintons forced Al Gore to pick the Jewish senator to get Hillary the all powerful New York Jew vote in her up comming senate election. If you can get the Himmies there you'll make it anywhere.

4) Reason #4 is I feel the most likely, and I'll explain it this way;

What is Al Gores stance on the any of the issues? On taxes? On campaign reform? On drugs? On health care? Os social security?

You don't know do you? Neither do I. That's why I think Al Gore chose a Jewish running mate to mask the fact that he is dull, a terrible speaker, and has no opinions of his own.

The Democrats have successfully taken the major issues out of the campaigne, and brought it down to one question. Is America ready for a Jew?

I'm sure Bush is feeling pretty stupid now. All he has is the Mexican nephew and a couple of token blacks, and then the day after the republican convention Gore comes along and ***BANG*** whips out a Jew. Takes the George and Dick show right off the front page.

The republican got to be kicking themselves. "We filled that stage with every black, hispanic and fag republican we could find. It looked like the f---ing rainbow coalition up there, and Vice President Bore steals our thunder with one f---ing Jew. Damn, we got Jew republicans out the ass. That Jew should be ours."

This Jew sounds like a republican. He's got the whole family values thing down. Let's face it though, the difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is about the same as the difference between McDonalds and Burger King. They may taste a little different, they cost about the same, they're both really unhealthy and they are slowly sucking the life out of you.


H.G.F.C. for men who really enjoy the chicken f---er episode and named their new dog T-I-M-M-Y!!!!!!!!!!

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64.41.28.205 writes:

We are here at Peaches & Elroy's for a PA Chicken Massacre II eating some kick ass hot wings (even b.o.b. says they are good) and waiting for you to check your email and give us a call.

The Wife & Burntoutbill

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152.163.201.184 writes:

the other morning at work (mon. i think), while listening to stern, i fell to my knees in horror. howard told a story of having ralph up to his apartment over the weekend to show him some type of new decor that he had had done in his bedroom.he went on to explain that after leaving ralph alone in the bedroom he returned only to find ralph lying on his bed "spread-eagle" clad only in his underwear."GOOD GOD", i exclaimed, what does this revelation mean?since this moment i have wandered the jersey shore in disbelief and confusion.am i over reacting? did i hear this correctly? i have inquired with my peers and they are equally puzzled.we could not recreate a situation where this might happen between one of us unless we were gay.i do not consider myself especially homophobic but this situation disturbs me.i leave myself open to this boards crucifying ways by asking, "please help me comprehend this situation?"

easyjesus

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216.34.244.62 writes:

I assume from President LD's remarks lower down the page, that the H.G.F.C. has no problem with Bukake films. I have no problem with that as long as the woman being fowled is not Heather, a Heather look alike, anyone having a Heather like charm, or anyone wearing roller skates.

Perhaps Mr. Prez, you would like to elaborate from your H.G.F.C. Camp David.

Dr Truth H.G.F.C. for men who can appreciate a fine aged brandy, a fine cigar, and some fine porn.

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205.188.200.201 writes:

Posters:
The AKFC is staunchly opposed to 'bukake' films due to the fact the men outnumber the woman by a substantial margin.
In addition, the mere sight of another man in close proximity engaging in autoerotica may set the stage for a relapse by those few members who have gone to 'the other side'.
The mere fact that a vessel is used to collect specimans (ecchhh!) to serve as an impromtu 'libation' for the porn starlet is enough to turn the stomach of even this most-hardened of posters.
Anyone caught with 'bukake' porn in their collection will be dismissed from the Apollonia Kotero fan club immediately!

P.S.: The AKFC will convene this weekend to tabulate the election results of our latest applicant, Burnt Out Bill.

for boys who rather catch a bullet in a non-vital area than to catch flying jizm in their eyes.

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209.206.91.242 writes:

News Flash: Leiberman is still a jew.

Son Of The Beach last night was fun to watch on acid.

Genitorturers.org now takes you to the Genitorturers part of my site (just in case you can't finger it out!)

The poll questions at chuck69 and the OTHER board are very goddamn weak. EFFORT people, try it!!! Want a real poll, then make the effort to go to HowardSternPoll.com it lives up to it's name mofo!

And last but not least, don't forget to express you 'love' for a certain crappy message board company at itwsux.go.to

Lu Cifer

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152.163.201.191 writes:

Thanks for the logo.


Gary Puppet

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216.164.230.106 writes:




I was addicted to this show when I was a little kid growing up in NY. It was the only thing on TV at 6:00AM except for friggin' "Modern Farmer".

What was strange is that even at the tender age of six I thought that Davey was a wuss and I couldn't wait for him to screw up. The whole show was a bit surreal and it tackled some pretty heavy subjects for the times.

I couldn't help but laugh when Howard talked about it this morning with Stuttering John and Gary. Apparently they all were fans of Davey And Goliath for the same reasons I was.

Off to pick up the DVD,

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207.229.142.171 writes:

STERN STUFF: HOWARD GORES LIEBERMAN

By JOHN MAINELLI

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HOWARD Stern says Sen. Joseph Lieberman is a "hypocrite" and potentially "dangerous" - but concedes that he'll probably vote for Al Gore's ticket anyway.
"This guy is really bothering me because he's always badmouthing me, actually coming out in public saying I'm bad for America," railed Stern on his top-rated radio show yesterday morning.

"It's such a cheap shot," Stern said. "It's like every liberal guy who wants to seem like a family values guy ... and wants to blame the media for the world's problems.

"I'm afraid of religious fanatics on either side - whether you're Christian, Jew, Muslim, whatever," said Stern of Lieberman, who's an Orthodox Jew.

"Anybody who's a religious fanatic is dangerous," Stern claimed. "Look at Dr. Laura [also an Orthodox Jew], ready to damn people for their sexuality.

"I don't think a lot of people will vote for a Jewish guy," Stern added.

The shock jock loaded another barrel after sidekick Robin Quivers noted that Lieberman is divorced.

"Doesn't the Torah say no to that?" asked Stern. "He knows I'm bad for the country, yet the Torah says divorce is bad," blasted Stern, who's also in the process of getting divorced - but also far from being an Orthodox Jew.

Stern claimed Lieberman was also a "hypocrite" for attacking President Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal and then failing to vote for impeachment.

Stern conceded there's good news with the bad.

"I would like to see a Jewish vice president," he said. "After all, I'm one of the Chosen People. I like that he's a Yid. That's cool. A bagel in every pot.

"He's Super Yid. He's not even like a regular Reformed Jew. He's like a super-duper Yid. Super Jew!" boomed Stern.

Stern told millions of nationwide listeners he would have been a lot happier if Gore had selected Gov. George Pataki or N.J. Gov. Christie Whitman as a running mate - even though they're Republicans - because they're "somebody with some friendship toward us.

"I'm in a quandary now," Stern confessed. "I may have to endorse [Lieberman]. . . even though he badmouths me 'cause I ain't going with Bush.

"Finally, a Yid. But he's got meshugganah, goyisha kopf, you dig?"

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207.172.11.147 writes:



I have to agree with Howard when he said he didn't understand the attraction of Bukake films.

Is anyone here actually into this stuff?

Your comments below,

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38.33.103.114 writes:

Rather than waste my time e-mailing everyone, I have completed the "I Hate --- Web-site" Everyone that I want to have it, already has the link go there, check it out and let me know what you think, It's a DOOOZZZZYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

You Know who

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4.4.209.154 writes:

Is so full of shit. She is willing to get buried in the sand and get totally degraded bt a bunch of losers for nothing. No self respect. She for sure has no money . What would cause a woman to become so disrepectful to herself?

Socrates

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152.163.207.183 writes:

..."Miso Honei!" This show was f---ing great tonight!



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