"The Legend Begins" by DaHaloChick
Parody of "The Saga Begins" by 'Wierd Al' Yankovic, which is a parody of "American Pie" (I'm not sure who the original artist was, but Madonna did a cover of it.), and sung from Ryo's point of view.
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far away
The Earth was under an attack
And I thought me and Bayakuen
Could talk The Dynasty into maybe cutting us a little slack
But their response, it didn�t thrill us
Flew out their doors and tried to kill us
I escaped from that gas
The other guys saved my ass
We took a small kid from the scene
And set him free to see The Queen
We all wound up in Mia�s Jeep
That�s when, we found, this boy
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Oh My, My, this here parentless guy
Maybe a savior some day later now he�s just a small fry
He left his home kissed his mommy good-bye
Singing �I want to be a Ronin Guy! I want to be a Ronin Guy!�
Did you know this Skateboard slave wasn�t even old enough to shave
But he was annoying they say
Oh, do you see him bothering The Queen
Those he�s just 9 and she�s 17
Yeah she�ll probably get sick of him someday
Well I know he wants to fight and so
And I heard how fast his Board can go
And we hate him, it�s true
Then we met a Warlord or two
They were 4 post-pubescent fighting guys
Yeah, and one of them didn�t have two eyes (I ran out of idea's, excuse me! Sorry Dais! ^_^)
Well then they left we took first place
But then, there was that boy
We were singin�
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Now we finally got to Mia�s house
And her grandfather we know would want
To see how good Ronins could be
So she took us there and she told the tale
How the Warlord�s power was off the scale
And we might fulfill that prophecy
Oh he wasn�t impressed of course
He was being controlled by Talpa�s force
We attacked him, yes we did
Oh,it killed him, yes he did
And now Yuli was being a queer
And so I said, �Hey, listen here
Just stick it in your little rear�
And then, I smacked that boy
He was singin�
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We caught a ride back to our Keep
Courtesy of Mia�s Jeep
I frankly would have liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn�t long at all before
Mr. Hotshot (me!) used his Swords and saved the day
And in the end some people died
Some ships blew up and some Soldiers fried
A lot of folks were croakin�
My old two swords were broken
And the Warlord I admired most
Gave life to Kayura, and now he�s toast
Now I�m still here, and he�s a ghost
I guess, I�ll keep this boy
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�Oh, No! It�s Yuli!� by DaHaloChick
Parody of �It�s Gonna Be Me� by �N Sync, from Sage�s POV
Oh, No! It�s Yuli!He such a pain, babe
That ain�t no lie
Don�t you wish he�d go back home, oh oh
I remember you told, me
That he made you believe in �No Kid, No Cry�
Baby that�s why
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Every little thing I do
Can�t get him away from you
If the story started again
You�d ignore him
Baby when you finally
Think that you�re safe and free
Guess what?
OH, NO! IT�S YULI!
You�ve got no choice, babe
But to hang on, and you know
It�s just a big, huge waste, because
You�ll hide (You�ll Hide)
You�ll seek (You�ll Seek)
But in the end you say �Oh, No! It�s Yuli!�
And you can�t deny
So tell him �Good-Bye�
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Oh, No! It�s Yuli!
Oh yeah yeah
There comes a day, when you�ll think he�s gone
But you�ll see
Oh, no, Oh, no, Oh, no, Oh, no, Oh, no�
OH, NO IT�S YULI!
All that I do
Won�t get him off of you
If you had the chance
You�d just ignore him
When finally
You think you�re free
Guess what?
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�Castle In The Air� by DaHaloChick
Parody of �Castles In The Air� by B*Witched
Here, My eyes up at the clouds
I feel I�m spinning around
Dreams will come and go
But this is here to stay
So, we�ll go fight today
BRIDGE:
Hold it, now, Hold it, now
Don�t see this everyday
Hold it, now, Hold it now
I say (say)
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So, here we are at the start of this road
Together watching a Castle In The Air
Words it don�t need, On darkness it feeds
Forever fighting a Castle In The Air
So we enter in the night
Seas where a White Tiger rides
It all seems so real, a feeling deep inside
So, our fight will go on
BRIDGE
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