Welcome to the Gundam Catologue!!!

We would like to welcome you to the Gundam Catalogue~ your number one source for buying that Gundam merchandise you can't find anywhere else (because it doesn't exist MWA HA HA!!)

Duo: Man, I can never get this hair to stay up!!

The Voice: Having trouble finding the perfect style for your hair?

Duo: Whoa...who said that?

Voice: You dare question the voice?

*A large mouth bass falls on top of Duo*

Duo: Ouch...

Bass: *singing* Don't worry...be happy

Duo and voice *sweatdrop*

Voice: Back to hair...I have the perfect solution for you! It's called the Shinigami Hairigami *as seen on TV*

Duo: *clipping hair in plce* Works great for casual and formal!!!

Voice: With every purchase you get a guide on how to blow up things, and if you call now, you can get this great styling guide!!!

Duo: Look, I have a pony heart!!

*Door closes, showing Heero looking at the posed Duo with wide eyes*

Duo *blushing* Oh, hi Heero!

Heero: I don't even want to ask...

Duo: It's the voice...

Heero: *gives Duo a long meaningful look*

*A thousand baby alive dolls fall on Heero's head*

Heero: *grumbling from under the large mass of baby dolls* Order now, or Omae O Kuroso

Duo:Quatre, I mean it! Don't go in there! You'll get baby alived! Not to mention some whacko voice will make you endorse their twisted line of products!!!

Quatre: *turning doorknob* I think you need to start drinking the non-alchoholic champag-AAAAAAHHH!

*Quatre finds himself in a dim room, and suddenly a tacky pink suit appears*

The Voice: Are you looking for that perfect rose colored item to perfect your wardrobe?

Quatre: Then look no further! Welcome to the Winner Pink Palace, where all your pink problems can be pacified! *proceeds to untie tongue out of knot*

The Voice: Whether looking for a nice button up shirt or a nice vest, we have all of your mauve needs!!!

Quatre: And starting tommorrow, everything MUST GO! Anything pink is 50% off!!

*Duo walks in the door, and begins to snicker at Quatre*

The Voice: ...Grrrr

*A small flower falls on Duo's head*

Duo: Ha! That's the best you can do??

*The rest of the giant pink Chia Pet then falls on Duo's head*

Duo: Oi...

Quatre and the Voice: Ch-ch-ch-chia!!!

The Voice: *clears throat* So get your pink supply while they last!!!

Quatre: Because when it comes to pink...

Duo lifts up his head and joins Quatre...

Duo and Quatre: Winner knows BEST!

Duo: I'm never going in there again!

Wufei: In where Maxwell?

Duo: *wicked grin* Oh, Wufei, I found an awesome room in Quatre's mansion!

Wufei: Maxwell, why would I want to go look at the room?

Duo: Suit yourself, but it has a bunch of swords and stuff..

Wufei: Okay, where is it?

Duo: Right, HERE!

*Duo pushes Wufei in the room, who falls a couple of feet and lands on the ground hard.*

The voice: Hello, Wufei

Wufei: Stupid Onna voice!

The Voice: No one messes with the voice!!

Wufei: Oh, yeah...*all the sudden Wufei has on his big poofy pants* Always wanted that perfect pair of chinese pants? The kind where you could stick an extra person in because there is so much room?

The Voice: They are now available at the Chang Store for women!

Wufei: I love every woman who comes in my store! If you are female, I will give you an extra 50% off! *struggles internaly* I..Will..get...you...* goes back to sales man's voice* Because at Chang's House of pants, women are better in all ways than men!

The Voice: *laughs evily*

Wufei: I will get you, you stupid woman!

The voice: Stupid men, they never learn!

Wufei: *singing a la Mary Poppins* Rights for women! *Magically a chimney broom appears in his hand*

The Voice: So come on over to the Chang's House of Pants, where women are better than men in all ways!

That's it for now, cause my big bros home~ but expect more later!!!!!!!

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