DJ DUSTIN McFINKLESTEIN WAS BORN INTO AN UNCARING BORING WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WERE SLAVES TO BORING ONE-DIMENSIONAL MUSIC. EVERYONE HATED EACH OTHER AND ONLY LOVED MONEY AND MATERIAL POSESSIONS. THEY FLAUNTED THEIR FORTUNES AND WEALTH AS LITTLE KIDS WERE STARVING TO DEATH HALF A WORLD AWAY.
FREEDOM AND LIBERTY DIDN'T EXIST, AS EVERYONE WERE SLAVES TO OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS.
ORIGINALITY NO LONGER EXISTED AND THE POPE WAS ON DOPE. THE FUTURE OF MANKIND LOOKED VERY BLEAK!
THAT IS UNTIL DJ DUSTIN McFINKLESTEIN RELEASED HIS FIRST SINGLE. AND THEN EVERYONE WAS JUST DANCING THE STREETS! AND THERE WAS HAPPINESS ONCE MORE! ^__^
