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You
gotta love Robin Williams...
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect Plan
.. what we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The
US
will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We
will never "interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany
,
South
Korea
and the
Philippines
.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.)
All
illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll
give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France
would welcome them.
4.)
All
future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
back home baby.
6.) The
US
will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to cope for a while.
7.) Offer
Saudi
Arabia
and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they
don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell
their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to
All
ah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides
most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.)
All
Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us
"Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of
Liberty
is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
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