STEP THREE: The
Very First Run
| During the very first run, most people experience acute hysteria. The easiest way to overcome this, is by rapidly beating yourself in the face with cucumbers lightly sautéed in vinegar. In other words, "bear down and bite the bullet". Before doing so, however, make sure the following steps have been taken. First, one must get themselves worked up into a " winning mood." Perhaps you can do a little dance, a satanic ritual, listen to really loud music, or you can just cry until you vomit, but that’s going to far ... Next, check to make sure you are wearing clothes, in this case, comfortable equals lawsuit. Make sure you smell good, remember what you will be saying, and finally, have you remembered the cheese? If all is good, then go, to a world, where girls will either run to you, or from you. . .screaming. |
Things to Remember:
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Cucumbers |
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Satan |
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Clothes( Please ! ) |
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Cheese |
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NEXT STEP |
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TAKE ME BACK |