List of F.A.Q.

Q- Is there anything I shouldn’t do?
A- Yes, and in order to help you through it, here is a
small list of what not to do:
· Do not hit on a girl with her mother
· Do not hit on a girl with her large boy friend
· Do not hit on the boy friend
· Do not hit the boy friend
· Do not hit the girl in front of the boy friend
· Do not mention or joke about Bill Clinton
· Do not mention Flipper Babies
· Do not bring up rodents or relatively small fruits
Q- Are there any other questions?
A- Yes.
Q- What is it?
A- You tell me.
Q- Are you talking back to me?
A- Does it look like I'm talking back to you?
Q- No, I guess not.
A- Will you shut up now?
Q- I don't see why I should.
A- Do you want I should show you?
Q- No, I'm sorry.
A- Whow, some thing wierd just happened, hu?
Q- I don't think so. . .

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