A young man rushed through my door yesterday and told me that he was a pupil in a certain US school (the real name is confidential in order to protect the innocent school kids) and was expelled because he had failed home-economics class. After I asked him how can someone be so stupid to fail such class he pulled out this picture and explained that the teacher (surprisingly resembles Bert...) is in fact a junky, trying to teach the pupils to be drug-dealers!

Parnets, please, please check out that your kids aren't in this school, and if they are.... GET'EM OUT OF THERE!!!