""(I cleared up a few mistakes I didn't in the origional version.
The Undertaker verses Ahmed Johnson
Ace Tanke verses Shawn Micheals
Da Blue Guy verses Dean Malenko
The Stieners verses the Eliminators
Security verses Sid
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(Writer's note: Lemme apologize if the managers
don't seem involved. I had problems with that.)
The lights in the United Center in Chicago,
Illinois come to a dim. The fans roar their
approval is the IWCW sign comes down, and the NAWA
sign replaces it, although a smattering of boos is
clearly evident.
Vince McMahon is at ringside, along with Wildfire
Rebecca Tanke and Macho Man Randy Savage, the latter two
having come down to their respective theme music's.
Welcome everybody to the sold out United Center,
home of the maybe soon to be five time Chicago Bulls!
In addition to the long awaited matchup between Sunny's
Psycho Sid and the NWO's Security, we've also got a
rematch from the World title tournament! Ace Tanke and
The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Micheals! Not only that, but
Sabu has returned to the federation just in time for a
Television title!
Let's get down to the first match!
The first man down the isle is the Pearl River
Powerhouse, Ahmed Johnson. The crowd goes crazy, and
Ahmed acknowledges them in passing.
Savage: That man there may be the only person alive
that matches a tenth of the ability of the Macho Man!
McMahon: An incredible athlete, I'm sure we can all
agree on that!
Rebecca: Defiantly. Cute when he's angry, too.
Macho: I'll have to take your word on that! This
next guy comin up sure ain't cute, even I know that!
The lights drop to almost nothing, as Undertaker
slowly makes his way down to ringside. The Undertaker
slowly stalks down to the ring.
Rebecca: Why does he have to do that lights thing?
Savage: It's a favor to the fans! So they don't have
to risk accidentally seeing him up close in the light!
Within minutes, the two massive wrestlers are in the
ring, face to face.
They exchange blows, with Undertaker taking the early
advantage.
He drops Ahmed with several chops and a ddt.
Savage: A brutal offence by the Dark Man!
McMahon: He tosses Ahmed over the top rope like a
paperweight!
Rebecca: He's signaling for his finishing move?!
Savage: Mistake!
Indeed it is; Ahmed rams his knee into Taker's head
several times, and squimishes out of the move! Both men
make it into the ring by the count of eight. A few more
minutes pass.
Macho: Domination action by the Undertaker!
Rebecca: Say that again, Macho!
Savage: Only for $2.99 a minute!
McMahon: Please, you two! Out of nowhere, a belly
to belly suplex from the Johnson!
Rebecca: Ahmed showin some life, nailing the Dark
Side Man with a punches that gotta feel like a ton of bricks
falling from fifty million miles away!
McMahon: Something like that!
Rebecca: Did you see that?!
McMahon: That choke slam by the Undertaker came out
of no where! He goes for the cover, one, two, kick out!
Undertaker with a head butt, goes for another. No!
Ahmed ducked and reverses it into a Samoan Drop! What a move!
The match continues on for several more minutes,
with the Undertaker controlling most of it.
Rebecca: ANOTHER Belly to Belly from Ahmed! He
rolls Undertaker outside of the ring!
McMahon: Ahmed out as well. Stuns Undertaker with
a head butt!
McMahon: He returns the Undertaker's favor earlier
in the match, whipping him into the post. No effect!
Undertaker goes for a choke slam, but Ahmed ducks and
nails Taker with a body slam!
Rebecca: He tosses the Undertaker into the ring!
Flings him into the corner.
McMahon: Ahmed rushes in! No, the Undertaker
moves! He's got Ahmed up! Tombstone pile driver!
The official, Danny Davis, counts to three.
***************************
McMahon: What an intense match! Both men gave it
their all but the Undertaker really demolished Ahmed!
Your uncle's match is up next, Rebecca!
Rebecca: Shawn's tough, but Ace beat him, I beat him,
we'll see if he learns.
Shawn Micheals is dancing down to ringside with Hose
Latherio.
Now Ace Tanke's coming down! And on his trail, with
his two United States tag team titles, AFW and the now renamed
NAWA belt, his nephew and your brother Wildlife!
Rebecca: One of the IWCW's younger wrestlers at
ringside for one of their ol...
Savage: Better not!
McMahon: Both men in a stare down. Look at that,
Wilde's actually helping Latherio through the ropes!
Rebecca: Shocked me there. This match is already
on?
McMahon: Collar and elbow tie up. Ace's whip
attempt reversed. Shawn missed with that elbow but got him in an
arm drag!
Rebecca: He's just pounding on Ace! Here we go,
Ace fires back! Ace goes for a slam, but Shawn tried to re-
verse it into a cross badly block, both men go over the top
rope to the floor!
McMahon: Locks the big man in an abdominal
stretch! The count is up to five. Ace goes for a hip toss
counter, but Shawn manages to reverse it. And Ace gets
tossed into the ring!
Ace Tanke controlled the next few minutes, trapping
Shawn in a horribly effective head lock for forty one seconds.
But after breaking the hold and blocking a spin kick
from Ace, Shawn took over. He actually out brawls Ace for
several minutes.
As Ace smashed Shawn with an atomic drop about the
eight minute mark, the crowd started rallying behind Ace.
Let's pick up on the match at the nineteen minute mark.
McMahon: Rodney Tanke sets him up on the top rope.
He goes for a double under hook suplex. NO! Micheals just
dumped Ace Tanke over! Ace is landed on the ropes; he's lucky
he fell in and not out of the ring!
Rebecca: Quick pile driver by Shawn. He picks
Rodney up, man Ace's just dead weight. Back suplex by Shawn.
He's going up top, he's ALREADY up top!
Savage: Nice flying elbow drop by Micheals, Maybe he
should learn that's the Macho Man's move!!
McMahon: The ref could count to, NO!! Ace kicks out!
Rebecca: He's getting up?! Come on, Ace!
McMahon: Micheals bounces off the far ropes, and
rebounds for the turnbuckle. He literally jumped up there in
two easy steps!
Flying cross body! Three count! It's over!
********** Rebecca: (Loud) Nice win, Shawn I was
cheerin you all the way!
McMahon: As your brother helps your uncle to his
feet, Shawn dances to the crowd!
Savage: Some pretty good tag team action ahead!
Eliminators and the Stieners! ECW's gonna get hurt if they keep
messing with nWo!!
McMahon: That was an impressive match to kick it off,
Taker really deserves a title shot!
Savage: Security'd hurt him, do doubt there! Let's talk
about the next match!
Right on cue, Brian Pillman is on his way to ringside.
Savage: This guy reminds me of someone famous! Me!
McMahon: And here comes Chainsaw! This should be
a good match!
McMahon: Both men in the ring, Pillman's running
his mouth.
Chainsaw knocks him down with a herd right hand! He locks
on an armbar!
Pillman quickly gets to the ropes! Referee James
Beard quick to break the hold! Chainsaw goes for a
slingshot face buster, but the crafty Pillman is able to
block it easily and effectively.
Chainsaw doubles him over with a powerful kick.
Rebecca: He missed with the second attempt.
He's got another arm bar on!
Savage: But Pillman hightailed it to the ropes!
Good move!
McMahon: But Chainsaw dragged him back to the center
of the ring! He's got a cobra clutch on! Pilllman gets
into the ropes AGAIN!
But Pillman makes a comeback in the next few
minutes, stunning Chainsaw with a flying drop kick.
The crowd is rallying behind Pillman now! Amazingly,
right after that move, Chainsaw mounts a comeback.
He highlights his offence with two powerful press
slams. But Pillman has his own offence going.
Rebecca: The fact that Brian Pillman is so popular
is, well, frightening!
Barley eight minutes into the match, he goes for an
Air Pillman but Chainsaw reverses it into a power slam!
Later in the match, Pillman hit Chainsaw suc-
cessively with a superplex and a flying drop kick.
The pin was academic after that!
**************
Rebecca: You won't get up from that I don't care
who you are!
McMahon: Let's go to the ring for this special bWo
event! BWO coming down to their music. There's Hollywood
Nova, Raven, Da Blue Guy, Big Stevie Cool, and 7-11. Even
Thomas "The Inchworm" Rodman.
Savage: Time for... That's Steve Austin's music!
What's he doing here?
Austin: (On a microphone) Hey Savage, didjya think
when I became NWO you got a liscnese to screw me anytime you
wanted?
Austin: Yeah I'm talking about that Royal Rumble
crap! Who the hell you think you're screwin with man?!
Savage: Hey brother, we may be NWO 4 LIFE, but if you
get in my business, I will get in your business.. So try not
to let it happen again. As of now, we are COOL!!! (puts up
nWo sign at Austin)
Austin: Well, next time you do it i'm gonna KICK YOUR
ASS! Got it? (Does the nWo sign back)
Stevie Cool has the microphone: Hey, why don't you too
go back to the ladies locker room and harass the help? These
people came to see Big Stevie Cool in action, not balding
old fat men!
Austin quickly enters the ring and attacks all of the
BWO. He fights valiantly, but the numbers game catches up.
Savage: Excuse me a minute!
Macho hits the ring! Here come Malenko to ringside, he
attacks Da Blue Meanie!
McMahon: This is out of control, we'll be back in a
minute!
(BORING CWO ad: www.Web-advertising.com/cwo. Something
about "Putting your money where your mouth is. $1 every match
won (RECENTLY DROPPED (Still offers a free picture of your
wrestler). Blah blah blah)
Savage: We're back don't want to talk about it!
Rebecca: You got hammered!
Savage: Before the card maybe at the bar! But those
jokers? No way!
McMahon: It was five on two. But regardless, it's
time to start this match! Blue Guy's alone. No,
here comes 7-11!
McMahon: Finally time to get down to actual
action! The two lock up, quick single leg trip by the
Man of a Thousand Moves Dean Malenko! Dragon Suplex
by Malenko! 7-11 in the corner, Malenko grabs him...
Avalanche by Da Blue Guy! Malenko's stunned!
Savage: Fat blue boy in control! He misses with a
punch and Malenko locks him in an airtight grapevine!
Five more minutes of intense action pass.
McMahon: An exciting match! You know we might have
to start taking BWO a lot more serious than we already do!
Rebecca: That's a laugh!
Savage: Da Blue Scum's pounding down Malenko, come
on Deal!
Show some guts!
A minute passes.
McMahon: Wow, what a spectacular move by Da Blue Guy
a jump side kick! Wow!
Several more minutes pass.
McMahon: The Mean One has been taking control!
Rebecca: I can't believe how well this fat disgusting
slob can wrestle!
McMahon: He IS impressive! That was a mammoth body slam
by the Blue Guy!
McMahon: He strikes again with that awesome jump side
kick!
Rebecca: Malenko's in trouble!
But that didn't last long! Malenko comes back a
minute later by simply countering a full nelson by reaching
the ropes. He turns around and immediately connects with
a spinning leg lariat!
Rebecca: That was a hip toss by Malenko and a better
body slam, but then he missed with a leg drop!
McMahon: Meanie Sault! Blue Guy tosses out of the
ring! The ref's count is on! By the way, we're getting
word Taz is backstage pacing the halls looking for some
ECW or NWO wrestlers. And we've got it on good word Nash,
Hall, Page, and Micheals are out partying HARD!
Malenko got into the ring, but Meanie tossed him right
back out!
I think Malenko hurt his knee that time! That's it, he
can't get back in! It's over! *********
Rebecca: A ton of heart on the part of Dean Malenko,
but ultimately it just wasn't enough! He's being helped back
to the locker room.
And a commercial later, for AFW (See newest IWCW
sensation Master Iceman at his finest;
http://www.athensnet.com/~sarmstrong/afw/)
and we're back again.
McMahon: Let's go to tag team action! ECW's Stieners
take on the Eliminators!
McMahon: Four minutes into the match, and an
unbelievably high intense matchup! Kronos and Rick
going at it! Here comes Saturn into the ring, Scott
comes in too.
Rebecca: What in the hell?! The ref's jumping
all over Scott!
Double team! Here it comes! Double suplex!
McMahon: And the Total Elimination! The ref's
bugging Scott about holding the tag ropes!
Rebecca: (Disbelief) He finally turns around,
and ... Totally ignores Kronos and counts the three
count! ********** Should I even point out Saturn
was NOT the legal man?
Savage: Pointless. Next!
Within minutes, Darion Collins is coming down the isle
to the ring. Oh no here comes Security behind him!
Security totally pounds Collins. He's going for the
Death Penalty. Here comes Taz! He attacks Security! He's
pounding and those two are going at it! Wow! What
the, Security's saying the hell with it and splitting
through the crowd! Sabu is going to the ring.
This event may actually get started!
(A few minutes into the match)
Rebecca: Darion's dominated so far.
McMahon: Sabu firing back with a left hand.
He drop-kicks Collins.
Rebecca: That thing with Security really confuses me.
Why'd he leave in a fight?
Savage: Taz musta begged him to!
McMahon: Sabu with an Arabian face buster! Another!
He's posing for the ... no That's Sandman in the distance!
Savage: No it ain't!
Rebecca: Where? Tell me!
McMahon: Kerry Collins is slowly getting back to his feet!
McMahon: Sabu kicks him in the gut. No effect!
Collins catches him in an awesome wrist lock! Sabu's screaming!
Thirty seconds pass with Carrion pounding on the arm.
Rebecca: He finally gets to the ropes!
McMahon: They're trading punches like a pair of heavyweight
champions! Collins in control, Collins kicks him!
Collins blocks a kick!
McMahon: Irish whip reversed by Sabu. Sabu connects
with a debilitating clothesline!
The match continues and ends. Let's go to the replay.
McMahon: This match ended in the snap of a finger!
Sabu had connected, you see it here, with an enzuigiri.
He then countered a back suplex attempt into a
pinning position, but Carrion kicked out, went for the
move again, and got it this time. Three slaps of the
official's hand and it was over.
*************
Savage: What a great night of action for the NAWA! We
should get our own card! nWo Nitro! I like it! Well.. I'm
pumped for the Main Event! Come on Security, let's
get it on! Hey is Jaws on or is that Psycho Sid's music?
McMahon: And here comes the champion! Security's
voice filling over the NWO theme music!
McMahon: The two men lock up and start pounding
on each other!
Savage: Like our surprise? We gave Ted the night off,
sorta.
McMahon: DeBiose mindful of his position in the NWO
no doubt.
McMahon: They keep going at it. A lariat by Sid has
NO effect!
Unbelievable! But that eye reach stunned him!
Rebecca: Referee getting over Sid, and DeBiose telling
him to mind his own business!
Savage: Whatta choke slam by the Sid! Security's
down! He goes for an elbow smash! No effect!
McMahon: Security's turn! He picks up the giant Sid,
and slams him into the ground! Sid's turn to sit up!
McMahon: Sunny up on the ring apron. Security seems
to be upset, he's going for Sunny! What in the... The lights
went out!
A second later they come back on. And instead of
Sunny, Security's going for...
McMahon: The Undertaker!
Rebecca: How in the hell did he get there so fast?
And where's Fynch?! Sid from behind nails Security! Sid gets
him down and works the crowd!
Undertaker gets off the ring apron!
A few minutes later, Sid is still dominating the
action. He goes for a choke slam but Security trips him up.
Rebecca: Good move by the big man! He's already got a
spinning toe hold on!
McMahon: But Sid counters QUICK with a kick off!
Rebecca: And we're only seven and a half minutes into
this match!
Savage: Really? Feels like at least eight minutes
fifty seconds!
McMahon: Sid catches Security with a lariat! Atomic
Drop by Sid has no effect! Security with a fall away slam!
McMahon: These two are trading some awesome punches!
A few minutes later, Security goes for the Death
Penalty but it's blocked. Sid with a body slam!
Another few minutes, he goes for it again, but Sid
totally blocks! He goes for the power bomb, but Sid
reverses it into a backdrop!
Savage: NO!! And Sid sits down on Security! THese
people are going crazy for Sid! Why?!
McMahon: But Sec avoids that Knee Lift! And Sid flew
through the ropes that time!
He's hanging from the ropes! Security just knocks him
down!
Rebecca: Sunny trying to help him back up! No good
cause here comes Security! She backs off!
Savage: Bet you wouldn't av!
Rebecca: Nope!
McMahon: Sid hit hard by that elbow from Security!
Security picks him up, hard whip into the guard rail!
McMahon: Security tosses him back in and goes for the
cover! He gets the three count! Wow!
Rebecca: What an awesome night of action!
Savage: Watch it, Undertaker in the ring!
McMahon: He's just helping Sid to his feet! What in
the hell, Macho just hit the ring! He drops both men with a
tremendous clothesline!
McMahon: They're totally busting up the Taker and Sid!
Here comes Taz and Sabu! They're hitting the NWO! We're out
of time!
We'll see you tomorrow! See ya folks!
Simmed by Stan Grubb
Written by Joshua Dexter
Card at A Glance
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Taker over Ahmed
Shawn over Ace
Pillman over Chainsaw
Blue Guy bested Dean
Stieners over Eliminators
Darion over Sabu
Security over Sid
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