Dan: Wow! We are having a great show thus far tonight! Argie: And to think, it's still not over yet Dan! Dan: The Tokyo Dome is completely sold out tonight! I have never seen so many people in my life! Next up, we have the long awaited matchup between The Knick Man and the infamous Martin X! This matchup goes back to The Knick Man's AICW debut! The Knick Man was successful in making his AICW debut, when suddenly, here comes Black Power! Let's go to the footage! --------------------------------- Andy Burton: The winner of the match, in the time of 1 minute and 14 seconds, THE KNICK MAN! Dan: The Knick Man with a successful debut on Saturday Night..... ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays loudly in the background.) DJ Slam: The boys have ARRIVED!!! We're just going to welcome The Knick Man into the AICW, that's all! Dan: And DJ Slam has left the broadcasting area and he's climbing into the ring as the members of Black Power are making their way down the aisle. I don't like the looks of this and this crowd doesn't either as they are booing BP loudly! Martin X, Westside Walavan, Ice Cold, and The Nubian Warriors are all climbing into the ring and The Knick Man isn't backing down one bit! The Knick Man looking around at each of them as if he is ready to take them all on. And now Martin X grabbing the microphone. Let's listen in.... Martin X: Hold it, hold it Knick Man! We ain't here to cause no beef son! As a matter of fact, we're here to congradulate you! Good job in your impressive victory tonight! (Martin X and the rest of Black Power applaud) Knick Man: What do you want X? Martin X: I'm here to make you a business proposition, Knick Man! I want you to become a member of Black Power! With your talent, and my leadership, we can take you straight to the top of the AICW! Besides, don't you think it's about time we have a BLACK AICW WORLD CHAMPION? I mean, come on! That FAGGOT TROY WALCOTT ain't never gonna win no World Title! And the AICW keeps on JERKING ME AROUND, not giving me any title shots! But you, Knick Man? You are the man! So what do you say? (The crowd is all yelling "No" as The Knick Man looks around at the crowd. He then takes the mic and speaks) Knick Man: Well, Well, Well. My debut match, and already, Martin X is asking me to join the stable of Black Power. I would love to join, but I don't fit the qualifications to join such an "elite" group. First of all, it's obvious that you have to have the ego as big as the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING and the brain as small as a MUSTARD SEED (stares at Westside Walavan as the crowd laughs and chants "Knick Man") Secondly, it's obvious that I must speak fluent ebonics and have NO COMPREHENSION of the English language! (stares hard at Ice Cold) WHAT UP WIT DAT? (the crowd laughs) Oh yeah, then I also have to be a simple minded racist who crys and makes excuses over my failures because in reality I just don't have the SKILLS to make the cut! (looks at Martin X) So you want to know if I want to be down with The Black Power? Sorry X, gangs ain't my thang! You know what I mean...SON? (The Knick Man smiles and waves his hands up and down as the crowd cheers loudly.) Martin X: Alright man, I respect that! You didn't have to try and play us, but it's all good! if it was anybody else, I would have taken them out! But since you THE KNICK MAN, I'll forgive you this time! But my offer still stands Knick Man! If you ever need any help...... (Ice Cold charges The Knick Man and clotheslines him from behind) Martin X: GET IT FROM YOUR GAY WHITE LOVER MARV ALBERT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: Oh my god, the members of Black Power are doing a number on The Knick Man. The Nubian Warriors are stomping away on The Knick Man. Muffasa Bukola lifts him up and CHOKE SLAM to the mat with authority! Muffasa now lifting him up in the air. Nelson from off the top and THE MOTHER LAND!!! Knick Man is down and now The Nubian Warriors going to the outside of the ring while Westside and Ice Cold continue to beat on The Knick Man. Ice Cold now lifting him up and THE COOL AS ICE! He dropped The Knick Man like a bad habit. WAIT A MINUTE!!! Here comes Rebel and @$$ Kicker Andrew! Rebel and Andrew making their way to the ring and now they are brawling with The Nubian Warriors. Meanwhile in the ring Westside Walavan kicking The Knick Man in the ribs repeatedly. Now he hoists him up and WESTSIDE POWERBOMB! And look at Martin X slapping him mercelessly! These guys are lower than dirt! Martin X: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY AND MESS WITH THE BLACK MAN! Dan: Andrew and Rebel doing a number on The Nubian Warriors. BOO-YA! They just send Nelson and Muffasa crashing right into each other! And now they are climbing into the ring and look at Black Power run like the cowards that they are! And here comes DJ Slam......Slam that was absolutely disgusting! DJ Slam: Thank you Dan! That chump got exactly what he deserved! Coming up in here taliking all that ying yang about "the sport" That sucka's THROUGH! He won't be wrestling in this federation anytime soon! --------------------------------- Dan: These men have no love lost for each other! Argie: It's going to be an all out war! Dan: Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first..... ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays loudly through the arena) Andy: Introducing first, accompained to the ring by his manager, DJ Slam and the members of Black Power, from New York City, weighing 230 pounds...MARTIN X! Dan: The infamous Martin X making his way down the aisle. And look at this? Westside Walavan is with him! Black Power has had their problems as of late, but I guess with the return of Westside, they have gotten their act back together. Argie: And if they try and cheat The Knick Man, there will be heavy fines to pay. Dan: Martin X climbing into the ring as well as Westside Walavan and Ice Cold and I think Martin X has something to say as he is motioning to Andy to hand him the microphone.... Martin X: What up SUCKAS? It's not like yall CHINKS know what I'm saying anyway! Chinesse people suck!!! (DJ Slam whispers something into Martin X's air) Martin X: Japanesse, Chinesee, they all the same thing....CHINKS!!! Anyway, THE BLACK MAN, is about to kick THE KNICK MAN'S basketball dribbling, no talent, honky lovin behind all round Japan. Knick Man, you had a chance to join the greatest organization in the wrestling world! But you blew it! Now it's time to feel the power of..... (All 4 men raise their fist in the air) All 4 men: BLACK POWER!!! Andy: And his opponent, from New York City, weighing 250 pounds, THE KNICK MAN!!! Dan: Here comes The Knick Man! He's pointing directly at the ring where the members of Black Power are standing at! Argie: This is going to be a war Dan! Dan: The Knick Man charging towards the ring and he rolls inside as Black Power begins to stomp away on him. The Knick Man trying to get to his feet as Ice Cold, Westside, and Martin X hammer him with an assortment of blows. The Knick Man taking the punshiment and he's on his feet! And The Knick Man taking on all three men! The Knick Man with a blow to Cold! Nails Westside as well! And he nails Martin X! The Knick Man fighting all three of them! He takes Ice Cold and sends him flying through the top ropes! Here comes Westside, and The Knick Man catches him coming in with a hiptoss! Knick Man picking up Westside and he too goes flying through the top ropes! And now Martin X on his knees begging!!! The Knick Man with a big smile on his face as he slowly walks towards X and NO!!! Martin X nailing The Knick Man low with his shoulder and The Knick Man bending over in pain and dropping to the mat! Argie: Martin X always looking to break the rules to get the advantage! Dan: Martin X on his feet and a kick to the ribs of The Knick Man by X! X with another kick to the ribs and The Knick Man holding his ribs. X pulling him up from the mat and a punch to the face of The Knick Man! X grabs him by the head and NECK SNAP takedown by X. X with the cover...........one...............two..............and a kickout by The Knick Man! Argie: The Knick Man is a very resiliant athlete! That's why I signed him! Dan: Martin X to the ropes and he drops the big elbow on top of The Knick Man. I think that lowblow by X really took a lot out of Knick Man! Knick Man still on the mat in pain as X stands over him. X with a stomp to the face, and Martin X not letting up on The Knick Man at all! X measuring him up and a FISTDROP right to the neck of The Knick Man! And The Knick Man clutching his neck as Martin X laughs at him.... Martin X: GET UP WHITE BOY!!! Dan: Martin X with another kick to the ribs.... Martin X: Get up, you white piece of trash! GET UP!!! Argie: Now that is completly uncalled for! Dan: Martin X doing some heavy damage to The Knick Man as he brings him to his feet. And X with a powerful slap to the face and I think the entire arena heard that one! Martin X with the slap again....NO! The Knick Man grabs his hand! And The Knick Man twisting his hand as Martin X screams out in pain! But X with the thumb to the eye! Referee Ryan Gentle suprpisingly letting it go! And Martin X with a dropkick to the knee of The Knick Man and The Knick Man grabbing his knee as he drops to the mat! Argie: Martin X with that fallkick to the knee of The Knick Man! Dan: X with the cover............one............two..........NO! Knick Man with the kickout! Martin X picking up The Knick Man and a chop to the neck of The Knick Man! Knick Man clutching his neck in pain. X sets him up and SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY X! The Knick Man is down and he's in trouble. Martin X to the ropes and HE NAILS HIM WITH A KNEE DROP! X with the cover..............one...............two...........KNICK MAN KICKS OUT AGAIN! Martin X complaining to Ryan Gentle about the slow count, but I think the count was fine! Argie: It was fine Dan! He's just making excuses! Dan: X picking him up and he sends him flying right through the ropes onto the outside floor. And look at Westside and Ice Cold as they hammer away on The Knick Man! Martin X laughing as his boys do the dirty work for him.... Martin X: And now you are going to see A HONKY SMASHER!!! Dan: Martin X ordering his men to hold The Knick Man up and they obey. Cold and Walavan holding him up. Martin X to the ropes and.....HE MISSES!!! The Knick Man ducking out of the way and Martin X just nailed both Westside and Ice Cold! And X is mad!!! He's yelling at both Ice Cold and Westside Walavan! Ice Cold and Walavan standing up! And Ice Cold is walking away! Ice Cold is walking out of here! Westside to his feet and Martin X really in the face of Westside. And X just shoved Westside!!! That's not a smart move by X! Westside with a kick to the gut! He lifts him up and WESTSIDE POWERBOMB!!! Westside Walavan nails Martin X with the Westside Powerbomb and now he too is leaving! It looks like the end of Black Power has come tonight! Argie: What comes around goes around Dan! Martin X did lots of things to other people and now hes just getting what he has coming to him. Dan: Martin X on his back and The Knick Man getting to his feet as Referee Ryan Gentle counting both men out. The Knick Man picking X up as X begs for mercy! The Knick Man rolling X into the ring and Martin X on his hands and knees! The Knick Man all smiles as he kicks X right in the face, knocking him on his back! The Knick Man picking Martin X up and he pushes him into the corner. And The Knick Man with a big chop to the chest of X! And another one! ANd another one! The Knick Man hooking him and a BELLY TO BELLY S UPLEX! Knick Man with the cover..........one..........two............three! NO! Martin X able to get that left shouldder up! The Knick Man in control as he pulls X back to his feet. The Knick Man picks him up and PILEDRIVER RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! And Martin X in serious trouble as The Knick Man raises his hand in victory! Argie: Without his gang to help him out, Martin X is hopeless! Dan: The Knick Man in the groove now! Knick Man climbing up to the top ropes! Martin X against the ropes trying to get to his feet! The Knick Man off the top and BOO-YA! DOUBLE-AXHANDLE! Martin X stumbles to the mat! The Knick Man rolls him over for the cover..........one............two............. THREE! NO! Martin X putting his foot on the ropes! The Knick Man back to his feet. He picks him up and Body Slams him to the mat! Knick Man pulling X up by his braids! And The Knick man with a slap to the face of X, knocking him back down! Knick Man pulling him back up again! The Knick Man with the irish whip to the buckle! Knick Man running in and RUNNING FOREARM BY THE KNICK MAN! Argie: It's time for the three pointer! Dan: You mean The Slam Dunk? Argie: Aren't they the same thing? Dan: No! Argie: Whatever! Dan: The Knick Man hoisting Martin X up on the top turnbuckle! Knick Man climbing up to the top ropes. He's hooking him and here we go annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd SLAM DUNK!!!!!! It's all over!!! Knick Man with the cover............ONE............TWO THREE!!! (DING DING DING) Andy: Here is your winner..........THE KNICK MAN!!!!! Dan: The Knick Man with a big victory over Martin X as we see the destruction of Black Power! Argie: And I have a feeling that we won't be seeing much of those guys around here anymore!