Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, what action we have had for you tonight! James: Word, this show been PHAT! Dan: But this is it, this is the big one! This is the Grand Finale Match of Survival!! There can only be one winner, and in just a few minutes, we'll be getting down to the brass tacks! (Ringside attendants begin setting up the cage as the crowd pops.) James: Awww yeah, here we go kid! Dan: Before we take you to the big one, let's take a look at this week's upcoming events! (Promotional blurbs appear on the screen accompanied by voice-overs and generic music.) The AICW IN YOUR FACE WORLD TOUR will be rolling into the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on Saturday, May 2nd! This will have a 12:00 noon bell-time, so bring the kids, bring grandma, bring the entire family! In the main event you will see AICW International Champion "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio taking on Daron Foley! North American Tag Team Champions the Asian Assassination Squad will be defending against the Roadkillers! Osmosis in action, the American Patriot makes his debut, and more! Great seats are still available! If you can't make it out ot Milwaukee on Saturday, fear not, because Saturday night at 8:00 PM we'll be in Kansas City, Missouri, at the Kemper Arena! You'll see Sweet Stuff take on the Reign of Terror, Adrian Polonsky against the psychopathic Zeek Monkey, "The Hard Line" Byron Brady facing Mista Smith, and in the main event, World Tag Team Champions the Perfectly Perfect Duo will defend against The Golden Cavalry, Scott Thompson and the Equalizer! Tickets are going fast, so call your local TicketMaster or visit the Kemper Arena box office right away! And Chicago, the United Center is SOLD OUT for this Monday night, where it will be WAR! We will be live and in living color with highlights of--and fallout from--Survival of the Fittest! Anything can happen when it's live--but you will definitely see the Television title on the line as "The Convict" Oswald Bates defends against Tuxedo Mask! And The Knick Man takes on "Honest" Nicky De Niro! Don't miss it! Check your local listings for time and station! Dan: What a week the AICW will be having! James: Word! Dan: But right now, the cage is set and we're ready for our main event! Let's take you to ringside! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for THE SURVIVOR MATCH!!! (Loud cheers from the crowd) This will be an ENCLOSED STEEL CAGE MATCH!!! All of the winners of the previous match will be placed in this cage! They can only be eliminated by pinfall or submission. They will fight until only one man remains and that man will receive a WORLD TITLE SHOT at the next Pay Per View! And now....here are the participants!!! Dan: Here we go!!!! James: Yeah boy!!!!!!!!! Andy Burton: First, he is the newest addition to The Demonweb and the sole survivor in the Rookie Match, he hails from Anywhere he damn well pleases!!! Accompanied to the ring by his manager Christina O, weighing 287 pounds, here is OSMOSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: Here comes this crazy madman running down the aisle with that Demonweb bumper sticker still on his butt! This guy needs serious mental help! James: Chill Dan! He's just representing his PEOPLES! You know how we do! Dan: Osmosis climbing into the cage and HE'S BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE BARS!!!! Osmosis continuing to bang his head against the bars!!! I think he's going to eliminate himself! James: Word! That cat be BUGGING! Andy Burton: Next, they are the current and longest reigning AICW World Tag Team Champions! Some say that these two men are the greatest tag team on the face of the earth! Accompanied to the ring by their manager Sensous Samantha as well as their bodyguard Miss Jasmine, representing the newly formed BAD BOY INC, here are LANCE AND MAX STUDD, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: And here comes Lance and Max as the crowd boos them! Miss Jasmine keeping the fans away that try and touch the PPD as they continue to confidently make their way down towards the cage! James: You see Dan, Samantha wants me so much, that she can't keep away from me! She's coming back for more of THE MACK BABY!!! Dan: Oh spare me! The PPD climbing into the cage and looking at Osmosis who's still banging his head against the cage! Andy Burton: Our next survivor is a man that most certainly needs no introduction here in the AICW. He was the first ever AICW Television Champion, and one of the most calculating men in the sport today. He is a member of the infamous TRIPLE THREAT, accompained to the ring by "Erotic" Erin McCoys, weighing 227 pounds, here is CHANDLER STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: And The Stone being led to the ring by Erin as he displays that "people's finger" for all the crowd to see! James: I'll give Erin a finger alright if you know what I mean! Dan: Stop that! Chandler Stone climbing into the cage and one would have to consider The Stone as one of the odds on favorites to win this match! He's proved time and time again that he can go the distance! James: Yo HOLD UP DAN!!! I proved that I can go the distance!! Ask Sam or Erin! Why can't THE MACK get a title shot? Andy Burton: Our next two survivors are two of the toughest, meanest, shrewdest men that our sport has ever seen. They represent the stable of EDDIE TURNER PRESENTS and they are being accompained to the ring by EDDIE TURNER....here is MISTA SMITH and "HONEST" NICKY DE NIRO!!!!!!! Dan: Mista Smith and "Honest" Nicky De Niro slowly making their way to the cage and WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! HERE COMES THE KNICK MAN!!!!!!!! I don't think The Knick Man is going to wait for the cage match!!! The Knick Man from behind and BOO-YA!!!!!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKES DE NIRO AND SMITH DOWN!!! The Knick Man pulling De Niro off his feet, and an Irish whip by Knick Man and HE WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL BARRIER!!!! The Knick Man getting revenge tonight! The Knick Man pulling De Niro up again and BOO-YA!!!! Slams his head right against the steel barrier!!! And De Niro is hurt! The Knick Man with a punch to the face of De Niro and De Niro returns the blow! And the two men trading punches and they are brawling all the way to the back! I don't think these two men care too much about winning the title! All they care about is destroying each other! James: No doubt baby! No doubt! Dan: Eddie Turner helping Mista Smith up and Mista Smith climbing into the cage! I guess Mista Smith is going to be the sole member of Eddie Turner Presents as The Knick Man and De Niro continue to brawl in the back! We're trying to get a camera back there right now so that you fans can continue to see the action! Let's go back to Andy to introduce the final participant! Andy Burton: And our final participant, this man is one of the fastest rising stars in AICW HISTORY! He is a former AICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and one of the biggest superstars in our sport! He is the founder of The Alliance and he backs down from NOBODY, ladies and gentlemen, weighing 250 pounds, here is "HARD LINE" BYRON BRADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: Byron Brady making his way to the ring as this capacity crowd is on their feet cheering Brady on!!!! Brady is going to be in for one hell of a night, because now that Knick Man is gone, he has absolutely nobody in that ring to watch his back! But I don't think Byron Brady is concerned about that as he continues to make his way down the ring with a look of determination on his face! James: Yo Brady is WACK! He's gonna lose man! Word up! Dan: I understand we finally got a camera back there to see what's going on between The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro! Let's check it out! (The scene shows The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro in the parking lot brawling with each other) Dan: The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro continuing to trade punches with each other! De Niro with the thumb to the eye! He grabs The Knick Man by the head and BOO-YA!!! Slams it right across the hood of a car! De Niro backing up. He charges towards The Knick Man and......THE KNICK MAN CATCHES HIM WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!! And De Niro hitting his back hard on that car! These two men despise each other! James: Yo man, that was PHAT! Dan: Well we're about ready to go here in this final match! Referee Peter Kaplan with the key and he is locking the cage and.... (DING DING DING) Dan: Here we go!!! The Perfectly Perfect Duo immediately going after Chandler Stone while "Hard Line" Byron Brady and Osmosis go at it! Mista Smith just standing in the corner watching the action! Brady hammering away on Osmosis! Brady setting him up and a STIFF RUNNING CLOTHESLINE knocks Osmosis off his feet!!! Meanwhile, Lance and Max Studd working on Chandler Stone in the other corner. Lance and Max holding The Stone and DOUBLE SUPLEX BY THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO!!!! And Lance and Max with the high five to each other as they continue to kick The Stone in the ribs! James: They may call this guy The Stone, but only THE MACK can get HARD LIKE A ROCK BABY!!! Dan: Sheesh!!! Brady in control of Osmosis as he's hooking him for the suplex and OSMOSIS WITH THE KNEE TO THE STOMACH! Brady bending over in pain. Osmosis with a headbutt to the head of Brady and "Hard Line" staggers back! Osmosis charging him and BRADY WITH A HIP TOSS and OSMOSIS hitting the cage hard! Brady immediately going for the cover...........one.....two.....and that's all he can get! Lance and Max continuing to go to work on The Stone as Lance holding Chandler from behind while Max hits him repeatedly. Wait a minute, here comes Mista Smith and Smith grabbing Max and pulling him by the hair! Smith setting Max up and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Great move by Brady! Lance turning around and The Stone with a groin kick! Mista Smith and Chandler Stone working as a team against the tag team champions! James: Mista Smith is DA MAN!!! Did you see how he was just chilling at the beginning, then just rolled up on that cat and SNUFFED HIM? Mista Smith gets MADD PROPS YO!!! MADD PROPS!!! Dan: Byron Brady still in control of Osmosis as he slaps on a chicken wing submission!!!! Brady has that move on Osmosis, and Osmosis in serious trouble! Here comes Mista Smith from behind and he pulls Brady off Osmosis! Mista Smith setting him up and DDT TO THE MAT!!!! What a move by Smith saving Osmosis! And Mista Smith getting back to his feet as he and Osmosis stomp away on Byron Brady! Meanwhile Chandler Stone working on Lance Studd! The Stone applying a twisting arm wringer to Lance and BOO-YA!!!! Savate kick to the ribs!!! And Max from behind and he nails The Stone with an ax-handle to the back of the head. The Stone staggering forward. Max hooks him and DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!! Great move by Max Studd! Max with the cover............one............two.............no! Not enough to put away The Stone! Osmosis going to work on Byron Brady thanks to Mista Smith! Osmosis lifts him up for the backbreaker and HE TURNS IT INTO A BODY SLAM!!! Osmosis dropping Brady hard on the mat, and he's now standing over Brady allowing that blood pouring from his head to drop on Brady's face! Osmosis taking his finger and he tastes some of his own blood! This guy is a strange one! James: He might be loco Dan, but as long as he SCHOOLS that chump Brady, he's cool with me! Dan: Meanwhile, we have more footage of The Knick Man and De Niro.... (split screen is shown with the cage match on the left side and De Niro and The Knick Man brawling on a street on the right side. On the right side, we see that quite a few cars have stopped along the highway to watch the brawl) Dan: De Niro and Knick Man stopping traffic as they pound each other on the highway! They are still trading punches all across the highway! Look at all those AICW fans stopping their cars to watch this brawl! Now they are walking up the stairs of a nearby elevated highway crosser! And De Niro pushing The Knick Man against the wall and The Knick Man hitting his back hard on that concrete wall! This isn't a fight between these two men! This is an ALL OUT WAR!!! James: Hell yeah baby! HELL YEAH! Dan: Mista Smith kicking Lance Studd in the ribs! He pulls him to his feet. Smith taking Lance's head and OH MY!!!!! Right into the cage with authority! And Lance Studd is hurt. Smith, lifting him up and SNAP SUPLEX by Mista Smith! Smith with the cover...........one.........two.......NO! Lance barely kicking out of that one! Osmosis on the other side of the cage really taking it to Brady! If he's looking to make a good impression for Kyle Bane, he's sure doing it right now! Osmosis picking Brady up in the air and is holding him up for the vertical suplex and HE TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB! UNBELIEVABLE! Osmosis with thecover..........one........two.... THREE!!!! NO!!!!!! BRADY KICKED OUT!!!! And Osmosis with a look of surprise on his face! Chander Stone still in control over Max Studd! Chandler setting him up and STONEBUSTER!!!!!!! What a move!!!!!!!! And Chandler now going over to the ropes. He's climbing up to the top ropes! Chandler off the top and BOO-YA!!!!!! Headbutt right to the groin of Max!!! And Max is in serious trouble now!!!! The Stone with the cover...........one........two...........three!!!! NO!!!!! Max getting that right shoulder up! James: Yo Chandler is MADD ILL KID!!! He caught him right in the nuts! Dan: Chandler pulling Max to his feet. He sets him up and STONEYKICK!!!!!! Max staggering backwards, but he's still on his feet! And here comes Chandler Stone and THE STONE CUTTER!!!!!!! Chandler with The Stone Cutter on Max Studd and here's the cover...............ONE...........TWO.............THREE!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!! Andy Burton: Max Studd has been eliminated! Dan: Max Studd the first casuality in this war of survival as referee Peter Kaplan opens the cage door and Chandler picks up Max and throws him right out of the cage! One of these men will get a shot at the coveted AICW World Heavyweight Championship next month! We got more footage of The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro........ (Split screen shows again, this time with The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro fighting on a sidewalk. The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro continue to trade blows in front of a store. The Knick Man slams De Niro's head into the door. The Knick Man and Nicky De Niro continue to brawl in front of the store, breaking the glass of the door, setting off an alarm.) Dan: What the he.... James: Oh snap!!!! Dan: Let's get back to the action! Max Studd has been eliminated and things not looking good for Lance as well as Mista Smith has him backed up against a corner and he is chocking the life out of him! Remember, the only way you can be eliminated in this match is by pinfall or submission. There is no disqualification so what Smith is doing is perfectly legal! Mista Smith continuing to choke Lance Studd and Lance looks like he's about to turn blue! Mista Smith releasing the choke hold and he drops Lance with a chop to the throat area! Smith kicking Lance in the ribs and Chandler comes over to help Mista Smith out! Meanwhile Brady has taking the advantage and now he's beating on Osmosis! Brady lifts him up and TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY BRADY!!!! Brady with thecover.............one............two...........three!!! NO! Not enough to put Osmosis away! But Smith and Stone are sure doing a number on Lance Studd! Stone setting him up and THE STONER!!! Nice Doctor Bomb by Stone! Smith to the ropes and HE DROPS A KNEE RIGHT IN THE THROAT OF LANCE! James: Ha Ha!!! That cat Lance is a HERB man! Now what's up SUCKA!!! Dan: Stone setting him up and STONE CUTTER!!!!!!! But they aren't through with him yet! Mista Smith lifting him up and THE DREAM KILLER!!!!! It's over!!!!! one..............two..............three!!! Good bye Lance!!! Andy Burton: Lance Studd has been eliminated! Dan: Lance Studd is out of here and we're down to four men now! Brady really doing a number on Osmosis and MISTA SMITH FROM BEHIND AND BOO-YA!!! Clotheslines Brady from behind and Byron Brady in a heap of trouble! Mista Smith, Chandler Stone, and Osmosis all stomping away on Byron Brady! 3 men against one here and I don't like Byron's chances! All three men stomping on Byron Brady! This capacity crowd on their feet...... Crowd: BYRON......BYRON.......BYRON!!!!!!! James: Yo kid, check that out baby! They saying JAMES, JAMES, JAMES!!! Dan: You wish! This crowd chanting Byron repeatedly as these three superstars continue to stomp away on Byron! Byron Brady trying to get to his feet and Mista Smith with the axhandle to the back of Brady! Brady back down on the mat! Chandler to the ropes and HE DROPS THE BIG ELBOW! Osmosis to the ropes as well and HEAD DROP TO THE CHEST! Byron Brady suffering a beating at the hands of Chandler Stone, Mista Smith and Osmosis! Mista Smith picking Brady up. All three men lifting him up and OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! They just drop him right across the top ropes like a ragdoll!!! Byron Brady clutching his neck as he bounces off the ropes and hits the mat hard! James: Brady took flight kid! Dan: I'm told we have a live video feed coming in, something's going down near the arena........ (The scene is the front of a Carvel Ice Cream Shop where a small boy is eating an ice cream cone. Nicky De Niro and the Knick Man brawl on-screen, and De Niro takes the ice cream cone from the child. De Niro throws the cone in the Knick Man's face and then lays him out with a hard right hand. The child begins crying, but Nicky De Niro points a finger in the child's face.) Nicky De Niro: Shut up, kid! (De Niro and the Knick Man continue brawling as the camera cuts out.) Dan: There's no keeping these two men apart! Anyway, back to the action inside the arena! The three men are doing a number on Brady! Mista Smith picks him up and slams him to the mat. Wait a minute!!!! Chandler Stone from behind and BOO-YA!!!!! Nails Mista Smith from behind with a STONEY KICK!!!! No teams in this match! Stone with the cover..............one.............two.............. THREE!!!!! MISTA SMITH IS OUTTA HERE!!!!!! Andy: Mista Smith has been eliminated! Dan: And Mista Smith is pissed off!!!! Smith back to his feet and he grabs Stone! Smith lifts him up and THE DREAMKILLER!!!!! Smith with a dream killer on Stone!!! Now Mista Smith exiting the cage. Osmosis falling on top of the falling Chandler for the count...............one............two....... THREE!!!!!!! STONE IS ELIMINATED!!!!!!!! Andy: Chandler Stone has been eliminated! Dan: It's down to just two men! Osmosis and Byron Brady! Osmosis still in control as Byron Brady struggling to get to his feet! Osmosis picks him up and DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX! Osmosis with the cover........ONE......TWO.....KICKOUT BY BRADY!!!!! James Mack: Yo man, how he do that son? Dan: I don't know James! I don't have the slighest idea! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! HERE COMES THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!! The Saint is on his way towards ringside! And he does not look like a happy camper after Byron costed him the match earlier this evening!!! Osmosis doesn't even notice The Saint as he continues to pound away on Brady! Osmosis lifting Byron Brady up again and K-DRILLER!!!!!!! Brady clutching his neck in agony! The Saint arriving at ringside and he's going straight towards the ring attendant! Osmosis still in control as he lifts Brady up and GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! The Saint grabbing the key from the attendant! Osmosis lifting Brady up and GERMAN SUPLEX AGAIN!!! The Saint opening the lock! Osmosis lifting Brady up for the third time and ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! And here comes The Saint and BOO-YA!!!!! THE ARMAGEDDON!!!!! The Saint nailing Osmosis from behind with the Armageddon! Now he's rolling Osmosis over! The Saint putting Byron Brady on top of Osmosis for the cover...........ONE..........TWO.......... THREE!!!!!!! BYRON BRADY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winner of this match........BYRON BRADY!!!! Dan: Byron Brady the winner of this match and I don't think this is the way he wanted to win it! But The AICW World Champion obviously wants Byron Brady and now he's going to get him! The Saint doing the sign of a cross over Brady's falling body and now he's making his way to the back! Ladies and Gentlemen, what a Pay Per View we have just witnessed here in Minnesota! For James Mack, this is Dan "The Man" Chan saying so long and good night! (Camera fades to black for a few seconds then returns to an image of a back alley. The alley is empty and silent for a few moments. Suddenly, a trash can goes flying through the air and the camera cuts over to show Nicky De Niro and the Knick Man brawling furiously as ever. Fade to black.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. All rights reserved. What did you think of the show? Send all comments to aicw@rocketmail.com