Dan: What a card we have had so far! And now it's time for the big one!
The one everyone's been waiting for! Let's go down to Andy Burton!

James: Yeah, kid!

Andy: This is the GOOD vs. EVIL match!  Introducing first, the man who
will introduce THE DEMONWEB...

<A strange spy-like bass riff begins playing.>

Andy: ...DR EVIL and MR. BIGGLESWORTH!!!!!!

Dan: Dr. Evil?!

James Mack: Yo, that's that dude from Austin Powers, yo!

Dr. Evil: Tha...yuh....<microphone shorts out>

Dan: We seem to be having some technical difficulties.

Dr. Evil: <with a new mic> Come on people!  Throw me a bone here.  Are
you gonna give me a piece of equipment that works or am I gonna have to
seriously hurt somebody?  See, when Dr. Evil doesn't get a working
microphone, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset!  And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets
upset..people DIE!!!!  <settles down> Come on people really, what are
you paying me for?  <looks to the crowd for an answer but only receives
boos>  Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce
to you the most EVIL team ever assembled in the history of mankind! This
team of experts and specialists will surely make sure that EVIL rules
the world!

<"Breathe" by Prodigy plays as strobelights flicker throughout the
arena.>

Dr. Evil: Led to the ring by Christina O, weighing in at a total
combined weight of 1,075 pounds, here are THE PAIN CONNECTION, LEGION,
AND "THE DEMON" KYLE BANE!

Dan: Here comes the ENTIRE Demonweb!  Christina O leading the way
followed by Mr. Y and the newest member of the Demonweb, Osmosis!

James Mack: Damn, I still wish I knew what his moms was smokin'!

<Boos get deafening as Kyle Bane appears wearing his "traditional"
cowboy hat, black leather duster, leather pants, motorcycle boots and
mirrorshades.>

Dan: Kyle Bane coming down the aisle with a huge grin on his face! This
man has his stable in full-strength ready to take on the four men whom
Kyle has placed a bounty on!

James Mack: Yo, I be the bounty-killa!!!

Dan: Here comes The Pain Connection wearing their Demonweb shirts
followed by Legion, who still wears the STOLEN AICW World Title around
his waist!  The entire Demonweb have been treating Legion as the World
Champion, even though that belt is STOLEN!

James Mack: In the ghetto, Legion would be shot down for that!

Andy: And now...to introduce their opponents, here is MARK MCMAHON!!!

<Mark McMahon comes down the aisle, shaking hands to a rousing ovation.>

Dan: Mark McMahon!  Mark McMahon is on his way to the ring!  We haven't
seen him in weeks!!

James Mack: Yo, he's still got a broken neck!

Dan: We hope to see Mark back in action soon, and we hear he is doing
much better.  It won't be long before he steps in the ring once again.

Mark McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen...ARE YOU READY TO KICK SOME DEMONWEB
BUTT?!!!

<Crowd pops enthusiastically.>

Mark McMahon: Then I want everybody to get on their feet and give a
welcome for the lovely KELLY LYNN and my BEST FRIEND in the WHOLE WORLD,
and the NEXT AICW WORLD CHAMPION..."HARD LINE" BYRON BRADY!!!

<"Great American Nightmare" by White Zombie plays.  At the first
slashing guitar note, "Hard Line" Byron Brady and the Lovely Kelly Lynn
stride confidently out of the back. Kelly is dressed in a long, red,
full lengthed sequin dress. She is holding a black metal briefcase and
smiling wide while waving at the fans. Brady is dressed in his black
wrestling tights and boots. He also wears a teeshirt with a picture of
The Demonweb attacking him after his most recent AICW match.  He motions
for the cameraman to get a shot of the back of the shirt.  As the
twosome pass, we can see the shirt says "Retribution is a Mutha
F#ck@" above the official AICW Survival of the Fittest logo. The camera
shot switches back to a front view as Brady and Kelly Lynn close in on
the ring. Byron stops a few paces shy of the ring, points at Mark
McMahon, and directs Kelly Lynn over to the corner. He then looks over
the entire Demonweb, gives Mark McMahon a big hug, and nods with a
wicked smile before heading to his team's corner.>

Dan: That's a sight we haven't seen in a long time!  Byron Brady asking
McMahon for the microphone!

"Hard Line" Byron Brady: (waiting for the noise to calm) Before the rest
of my team gets out here, I just wanted to say that I dedicate this
TOTAL dismembering of The Demonweb to the man who should rightfully be
on this team, Mark McMahon! (Byron hugs Mark around the shoulder)
Mark...brother...we love you and want to see your @$$ back in this
squared circle
administering some justice!

Mark McMahon: YEAH!!  And now..."BIG D" DEVON BURKE!

<"Bullet In Your Hand" by Emmet Swimming kicks up.  Devon Burke steps
out from behind the  curtain.  He is wearing a long black duster and
oakley romeos.  He is carrying a "demon's skull." He stands on the edge
of the curtain as the lights flicker on and off, his face is set in a
grim stare.  as he waits for his commrades.  Burke slowly makes his way
to the ring and climbs onto his turnbuckle.  He stares directly at the
DemonWeb and its leader, Kyle Bane.  He takes off the glasses and tosses
them into the crowd.  He holds the "demon's skull" in his right hand and
gestures toward Bane.  He drops the skull and it dissaptes into thin
air.  He throws off the duster and he's wearing his black wrestling
trunks and black kneepads.  He is wearing ankle high black boots and
each sports a wicked looking steel tip.  He jumps down from the
turnbuckle his eyes have yet to leave the Demon or his flock.>

Dan: Devon Burke has never looked this intense!  This determined for a
match!

Mark McMahon: <high fives Burke> Accompanied by his lovely wife and
manager, Vivien Devine, THE KNICK MAN!!!

<"Go NY Go NY Go" plays.  The Knick Man appears dressed in his Knick Man
Championship jersey, and shorts.  He gets in the ring and high-fives his
partners and Mark McMahon.>

Dan: The Knick Man ready for action as always!

Mark McMahon: And last, but certainly not least...<The Saint begins
storming down to the ring>...the AICW World Champion, THE SAINT!

Dan: The Saint is charging the ring!!  Here he comes!  The Saint climbs
in the ring, and he goes straight for Kyle Bane!!!

James Mack: Oh, SNAP!

Dan: The Saint has attacked Kyle Bane, and he's punching away!!  The
rest of the Demonweb getting in on the brawl, and we've got an ten man
melee ensuing!!!  The Saint pounding away on Bane in the corner!  The
Pain Connection beating on Byron Brady, but The Knick Man and Mark
McMahon to the rescue!  Brady now going at it with Osmosis, and Devon
Burke tied up with Legion in the corner!  What an incredible start to
this match!

James Mack: YEAH!  HELLLL YEAH!

Dan: Mr. Y on the outside of the ring mummering words of encouragement,
throwing idle threats at the Demonweb's opponents!  The Knick Man nails
Dunne with an atomic drop, and Brady with a double-axhandle on Osmosis!
He goes down!  Burke tosses Legion over the top rope, and McMahon
clotheslines Danny Moore over the top!!! These guys have cleaned house,
and everyone in this arena is on their feet!  The Saint still going at
it with Bane!  McMahon hops to the outside, and The Knick Man, Burke,
and Brady get to the apron, so it looks as if The Saint is gonna start
off against Kyle Bane!

<DING DING DING>

Dan: There's the bell, and The Saint whips Bane hard into the buckle!!
Bane clutches his back and drops to his knees.  The rest of the Demonweb
now regrouping on the outside!  The Saint stomps away on Bane.  It seems
that everything has settled down now, but you can still feel the tension
between these two teams!  The Saint picks up The Demon and hooks both
his arms!  Double-underhook piledriver by The Saint!  The Saint makes
the tag out to Byron Brady!  Brady coming in to a rousing ovation, and
these people are on their feet once again!

James Mack: Yo, this is the first time we've seen Brady in the ring for
a while!

Dan: Brady stalking Kyle, who is crawling backwards crab-style!  Bane
has a grin on his face, and is begging for mercy!  I wouldn't trust him
for a second!  Bane continuing to back off, but he's against the ropes!
Brady with a kick to the chest!  Now Brady stomping away continuously!!
Listen to these people get to their feet!  Bane rolls out of the ring,
and Brady raises his arms in the air!  Welcome back!

James Mack: Yo, he just put the smack down on Bane!

Dan: Brady waiting for Bane to get back in the ring.  Bane stalking
around on the outside discussing something with his team!  What is The
Saint doing?!  The Saint up on the top rope!  BOO-YAA!!!  The Saint just
came off the top rope with a flying body press and took out the ENTIRE
Demonweb on the outside!  The Saint grabs the head of Kyle Bane, and
he's shaking it, slamming him into the concrete!  This is a man
hell-bent on revenge!

James Mack: Yo, I thought saints were supposed to be holy!

Dan: The Saint picks up Bane, and he rolls him back in the ring.  Bane
pulls himself up to his feet, and Brady grabs him from behind!
Belly-to-back suplex!!  Byron drove the big man hard into the canvas!
Brady now pulling The Demon up by the hair.  He sends him to the
ropes...BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!  Kyle is really getting his butt kicked
here tonight!  Brady with a cover!  ONE.....TWO.....NO!  Bane kicks out,
and Brady makes the tag to "Big D" Devon Burke!

James Mack: I showed Kelly what Big D is all about!

Dan: Bane gets back up to his feet, and Burke with a headbutt!  Big D
whips the big man to the ropes and nails him with a right hand to the
midsection!  Devon Burke with a forearm smash to the back.  Burke to the
ropes, and he nails Bane in the back with an elbow smash, sending Bane
down to the mat!  Big D makes the tag out to The Knick Man.

James Mack: Yo NY Yo NY YO!

Dan: The Knick Man brings the big man to his feet.  There's a scoop and
a slam from The Knick Man!  The Knick Man rolls The Demon over, and jams
a knee into Kyle's back!  Very smart strategy by The Knick Man.  Bane is
in serious trouble!  He's gotta make a tag soon, or he's not gonna last
much longer!  If The Demonweb lose him, then it won't be long before
they fall as well!  The Knick Man again drives the knee into the big
man's back!  The Demon grimacing in pain!

James Mack: The Knick Man is gonna slam dunk this punk and put him in
the trunk!

Dan: The Knick Man whips Kyle to the ropes!  Clothesline by The Knick
Man!  There's a tag to The Saint.  Good quick tags by Brady's team! The
Saint goes straight to the top rope!  He's been reckless ever since the
match began!  The Saint with an elbow...BANE MOVES!!  The Demon rolled
out of the way, and The Saint hit the canvas hard!

James Mack: That's the price you pay for thinkin' youz alll that!

Dan: Kyle back up on his feet, overlooking the fallen Saint.  Bane pulls
The Saint up, and BOO-YAA!!  Piledriver by the big man!  The Demon
doesn't go for the cover, and he tags in Steven Dunne!  Dunne picks up
the champ...SNAP SUPLEX!  Well executed by the Sadistic one! Steven
Dunne really has the ability to take an opponent apart, and the members
of Brady's team had better not underestimate The Pain Connection!  Dunne
whips The Saint into the ropes, and nails him with a crushing
belly-to-belly suplex!  What a move!  There's a cover by Dunne!
ONE.....TWO.....THR..NO!  The Saint kicks out, and Dunne makes the tag
to Danny Moore!  Moore comes in and BOO-YAA!  Impressive handspring into
a legdrop across The Saint's throat!  Another cover!
ONE.....TWO.....NO!  The Saint kicks out, and Moore shouting something
about a slow count to referee Ryan Gentle!  The Masochist brings the
champ up to his feet, and gouges his eyes!  Moore now slapping on a
cross-face chicken wing!  He brings it down to the mat, and now Moore is
BITING THE SAINT!

James Mack: He's like a cannibal, yo!

Dan: Danny Moore should be disqualified!  The Saint's partners trying to
encourage him, and they're getting these fans going!  They're chanting
The Saint's name!

James Mack: Yo, they be sayin' "MACK...MACK!"

Dan: The Saint is in some trouble here, but he won't give up!  Danny
Moore breaks the hold, and he peels the champ off the mat!  The
Masochist with a kick to the midsection, CAUGHT by The Saint, but Danny
nails him with an enzuigiri!!  Great move by Moore!

James Mack: Yo, this kid is kickin' The Saint's butt!

Dan: Danny Moore makes the tag into Legion, who we are seeing for the
first time!  Legion picks up The Saint.  Small package by Legion!

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