Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is a six-man elimination match with survival rules! Introducing first, team number one: The Golden Cavalry! (The Cavalry step through the curtain as their names are introduced.) Andy: "The Golden Stallion" Scott Thompson! The Equalizer! And "The Golden Boy" Johnny Smith! Dan: The Cavalry is in full force tonight! But the burning question on everybody's minds and, certainly, it's gotta be on the Cavalry's minds--we have yet to hear from The Stone in regards to who his partners are. What does The Stone have up his sleeve? James: Yo, that guy thinks he's slick with this "mystery partner" stuff! That’s played out, people done it before, it ain’t work! Yo, he gonna be feelin’ madd stupid when this’s all over and he get beat! Dan: Well, the Cavalry are in the ring and awaiting the arrival of their opponents! Who will it be? Who can it be? We’re all about to find out! James: Yo Dan, you betta chill! It ain’t all that! Andy: And now, introducing team number two! First, the team captain: FromWashington, D.C., weighing in at 237 pounds, here is The STONE!!! (The Stone walks through the curtain and stops midway down the aisle. He stands and gives the People’s Finger as the dressing room curtain parts again. His two partners step through the entranceway: The Notorious GS and Mr. Y.) Dan: What the--? James: Yo! What I say? What I say? Dan: The Stone’s mystery partners are The Notorious GS and…and…and Mr. Y!!! James: Just like I tell you, Dan! Now you feel stupid! Dan: The Stone now making his way to the ring with his…team…I…Mr. Y--? James: What I tell you, sucka? Dan: Well, The Stone looks rather proud of his team…look at that smile on his face as he saunters down to the ring! James: Yo, it’s like this: he a herb, his team be whack, he ain’t got it on like James Mack! Dan: The Golden Cavalry look rather incredulous at their chosen opponents for this match, as are we all! The Stone now has the microphone, maybe he can shed some light on th…what?! He just handed a live mic to Mr. Y!!! James: Yo! Nobody wanna hear him! Gimme that mic, I’ll show y’all why they call me “Da Mack”! Where da hos at? I just be like “w’suuuup?” … Mr. Y: All you people (voice cracks) SHUT UP! (crowd boos) Yeah! See, now, I know all you people have been wondering why the Supreme Ruler of the Earth wasn’t signed to be in the main event on the Demonweb team tonight. Yeah, that’s right… Dan: Actually, I think we all had a pretty good idea… Mr. Y: Yeah, and I know this has got to be the (voice cracks) shocker of the night, to see Mr. Y on the side of the Stone here tonight! Yeah, that’s right! The Stone! (The Stone smiles and waves at the fans) Well, I know you Golden Boys must be shaking in your golden boots, because you know that the Master of Pain is gonna kick your golden butts! Yeah, that’s right! Your golden butts! (Mr. Y nods self-assuredly as the Stone pats him on the back) See, you never expected me, did ya? (voice cracks) No, of course not! So I’ve got the element of surprise! Yeah, that’s right! The element of (voice cracks) surprise! That means I’ll beat your butt before you even know what hit you! Yeah! That’s right! BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER!!! (The Stone pats Mr. Y on the back and takes the microphone from his reluctant fingers.) Yeah! Dan: The Stone now discussing some last-minute strategy with his partners, I guess…it looks like he’s going to be starting the match off for his team! There’s the bell, and this match is underway! James: Yo, this match is gonna suck, yo! Where dem hos at, I wanna start some REAL action! Dan: James, please! It looks like it’ll be The Stone starting things up with Scott Thompson. Thompson comes at The Stone with a big boot, but the Stone ducks and comes from behind with a leg lariat! The Stone off the ropes and now a pinpoint dropkick right to the face of Scott Thompson! The Stone hits the ropes and drops a leg across the throat! And again! The Stone now makes a tag! To Mr. Y!!! (The camera angle switches to the Stone’s corner and picks up a few words being exchanged.) The Stone: Do it just like I showed you! Mr. Y: (voice cracks) Yeah! Dan: A little last-minute advice from the Stone, it seems… James: Yo, check out that girl over on the other side of the ring! 'Bout fourth row! She be lookin’ FIIIINE! Dan: Mr. Y in the ring against the Golden Stallion! Mr. Y now putting the boots to Scott Thompson! Now Mr. Y…taunts the fans! Now he’s slapping Scott Thompson in the head! I don’t think this was part of The Stone’s game plan! James: Yo, I got me a game plan to kick it to that ho over there… Dan: Thompson now back on his feet, and he grabs Mr. Y by the throat! Mr. Y is terrified! Thompson now with a big haymaker right hand that takes Mr. Y down! Thompson brings the annoying one back to his feet, and an Irish whip sends him across the ring! Thompson with a side slam! Thompson drops an elbow onto his foe! Now he’s picking him back up! Scott Thompson with a scoop and a slam on Mr. Y! Mr. Y is rolling around in pain! The Stone does not look happy! James: Yo, he just be upset cuz the honeys be lookin’ at me and not him! Dan: The Stone telling something to the Notorious GS as Scott Thompson drags Mr. Y over to his corner! Uh-oh, he applies a spinning toehold as he tags in the big Equalizer! Mr. Y is in trouble! The Equalizer drops a tremendous elbow on the prone form of Mr. Y! Now GS is coming into the ring, and referee James Roma immediately trying to back him out! The Equalizer’s got Mr. Y up for a suplex, and he’s just holding him up there! But look at the Stone, he’s taking full advantage of the referee’s distraction and coming in with a shot to the exposed gut of the Equalizer! Mr. Y falls none-too-gingerly onto the mat and The Stone drags his partner back to his corner! He’s scolding him and making a tag back in! James: Yo, he ‘bout to get a ass-whoopin’! Dan: The Equalizer tries to avalanche the Stone in the corner, but the Stone moves and the Equalizer rams into the buckles! The Stone now with a series of shots to the head and midsection! The Stone whips the big man into another corner, and follows it up with a big flying splash! The Stone now climbs up to the second turnbuckle and begins pounding on the Equalizer! (the crowd counts along) James: (with surprise) Yoooo… Dan: The Equalizer just falls out of the corner as the Stone goes up top! The Stone perched up top as the Equalizer back to his feet, and he turns to greet a missle dropkick square in the jaw! The Stone now with a…tag to the Notorious GS?! Why?! James: Cuz he a idiot! Shoot! Dan: GS now in the ring, and he offers his hand for a handshake! The Equalizer takes GS’s hand, but then delivers a boot to the midsection! But GS reaches up and gouges the eye, and now he backs him into a corner! GS with a choke! James Roma puts the count to him, and he breaks it at three! GS now with a knife-edge salami chop! Crowd: WOOOOO!!!! Dan: And another! Crowd: WOOOO!!! James: Listen to the shorties go wild for Da Mack! Dan: The Notorious One now back to that chokehold, and the ref’s counting! A break at three, but now he slaps it right back on! Come on! James: Yo, it’s all good! As long as he breaks it, it’s legal! Dan: The GS attempts to hiptoss his opponent out of the corner, but the big Equalizer won’t budge! Now Equalizer wraps his hands around GS’s neck, and a big chokeslam into the center of the ring! GS back up to his feet, but the Equalizer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex! A cover! 1…2…kickout by the Notorious GS, but the GS is definitely in trouble! The Equalizer drops a leg across the sternum of the Notorious GS! Now he rolls him over and applies a camel clutch! He’s really got it locked in! What’s this? Mr. Y just jumped into the ring! The Golden Stallion now coming in to slap him around! James Roma’s trying to keep order! The Equalizer lets go of the camel clutch and begins stomping on the GS while The Golden Stallion hits Mr. Y with a shot to the breadbasket! Scott Thompson with a pumphandle slam on Mr. Y! The Equalizer and the Golden Stallion pounding away on GS and Mr. Y! The Stone’s coming in now, and so is Johnny Smith! We’ve got all six men in the ring and it is chaos! James: Word, we got six heads up in there and the ref ain’t doin’ jack! What do we pay these people for? Dan: The Stone takes Johnny Smith down with an enziguiri, and now…STONEYKICK on Scott Thompson! STONEYKICK on the Equalizer!!! And…STONEYKICK ON THE NOTORIOUS GS!!! He just nailed his own partner! The Stone now shrugging and turning his back as Johnny Smith makes a cover! 1…2…3!!! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the Notorious GS has been eliminated! Dan: Mr. Y sees GS on the mat, and now he’s doing the Y-crotch chop at him! Now he’s turning to the Stone! Mr. Y: We don’t need that guy to win! Yeah! That’s ri… Dan: STONEYKICK! Mr. Y just laid his other supposed teammate out! Smith reaches over and makes an easy cover for a one, a two, and a three! Andy: Mr. Y has been eliminated! James: Yo, how much longer this match gonna last? I’m ‘bout to get me a hot dog or somethin’! Go kick it to some of them fly shortys over there too, while I’m at it… Dan: The Equalizer and Scott Thompson are getting back to their feet, and the Cavalry are all looking at the Stone! It’s three on one! But the Stone dives out of the ring before any of them can get their hands on him, and he’s got a microphone! The Stone: Wait just a minute there slappy. The Stone is sick and tired of this little exhibition before the big match. I want to get the real deal started already. The Stone gave those two jabronis a brush with greatness, but that was all for fun. Did you really think those two were my partners? Maybe you would associate yourself with a couple of pieces of monkey crap Johnny, but The Stone is high class all the way. Mr. Y and Notorious GS may have walked out here with The Stone tonight, but they sure as damn hell didn't signthe contracts to be my partners. At this time The Stone would like to introduce the first additions to CS Enterprises and the first shareholder of The Stone stock....EROTIC ERIN McCOYS PRESENTS....."HOT PROPERTY" BRANDON MATTHEWS AND "DANGEROUSLY DEVASTATING" DANIEL LEWIS...and of course your friend and mine...ME, THE STONE....your opponents...THE TRIPLE THREAT. You see Johnny, unlike you The Stone knows how to keep a woman satisfied and I gave Erin the gift that keeps on giving, an offer she couldn't refuse, the proposition of a lifetime. Johnny, The Stone has had fun playing you for a fool over the last few weeks. The Stone gave you the rope Johnny and now… Dan: There's that People's Finger again. The Stone: I hang you with it. Dan: Matthews and Lewis charge at Scott Thompson and the Equalizer! Smith goes after the Stone, and they’re trading blows! James Roma trying to maintain some semblance of order! Who are the legal men here? James: Who cares? As long as there be plenty of legal women here, I’m happy! Dan: Brandon Matthews clotheslines Scott Thompson over the top rope as the Equalizer gets nailed by an elbow to the face from Daniel Lewis! The Golden Cavalry spent a lot of their energy on GS and Mr. Y, and who could have foreseen the arrival of Daniel Lewis and the Hot Property?! James: Yo, that Erotic Erins, she a hot property, know what I’m sayin’? I’m tellin’ you, she got it goin’ ON! Dan: OH! The Stone just took advantage of all the confusion and nailed Johnny Smith with a kick straight to the groin! Now he plants the Golden Boy with a swinging DDT! The Stone leaves the ring, and it looks like it’ll be the Equalizer and Brandon Matthews in this match! The Golden Boy rolls out as the Equalizer battles Matthews! The Equalizer tackles Matthews, and they go tumbling through the ropes to the outside! They are the legal men, and James Roma is putting the count to them! The Equalizer with an Irish whip, but Brandon Matthews reverses and sends the Equalizer head first into the corner post! Now a series of knife-edge chops to the chest! The Equalizer rakes Matthews across the face, and now he takes him over with a devastating clothesline! The Equalizer going over to our Spanish broadcasting booth, and he’s got a chair! The Equalizer nails Brandon Matthews right across the skull with that steel chair! Now he winds up, and another shot to the head and that chair is dented! The count is still on, and…James Roma calling for the bell! Andy: Both Brandon Matthews and the Equalizer have been counted out! James: Yo, that guy is madd stupid! He just gets himself counted out like that, why didn’t he just get himself back in the ring? Dan: Scott Thompson and Daniel Lewis are in the ring now, and they’re wasting no time in going to it! Thompson delivers a right hand, but it’s blocked by Lewis, who nails Thompson with one of his own! Another blow by Thompson blocked, and another hit by Lewis! Lewis now with a knee to the midsection, and a gutwrench suplex takes him over! Lewis drops an elbow on Thompson! Lewis makes a cover for a one, a two, and…Johnny Smith comes in with a foot to Lewis’s head! James Roma reprimands Smith as Thompson claws at Daniel Lewis’s eyes, blinding him! Smith continuing to distract the official as Thompson chokes Daniel Lewis out! The Stone tries to enter the ring to make the save, but the ref turns and backs the Stone off! Thompson again takes advantage of the distraction to choke the life out of his opponent! James: Yo, what’s up with that? Why don’t the ref ever see nothin’? Dan: Thompson brings Lewis back to his feet, and whips him into the corner! Now he follows through with an elbowsmash to the side of the jaw! Thompson snapmares him out of the corner, and now he runs out for a…somersault snapmare! James: Oh snap! Dan: Nicely executed! James: That was sweet! Dan: Lewis trying to roll to his corner for a tag, but Thompson drags him by the leg out into the center of the ring! He’s applying a figure-four! He’s got it locked on right in the center of the ring! Lewis is reaching for the ropes, but he can’t quite make it! Thompson is putting the pressure on, lifting himself up on his elbows for added leverage! Lewis trying to roll it over, but it’s not working! He’s got it locked in deep! James Roma asking him if he wants to submit! James: Give it up, foo’! You ain’t gettin’ outta that move, son! Dan: James Roma checking the shoulders! Daniel Lewis is relaxing his back against the mat to take some of the pressure off! His shoulders are down! 1….2….Lewis barely gets the shoulder up! Thompson isn’t letting up! Thompson is sliding farther towards his corner as Lewis tries to drag himself towards the ropes! James Roma again checks on Lewis! But wait a minute, Thompson reaches out and Smith takes his hand for leverage! Lewis is really feeling the pain! James Roma turns around, but Smith lets go! Lewis can’t quite get to the ropes, he’s far from his corner, and there isn’t much more he can do! James: Damn right! Give it up! It’s OVAAAH!!! Dan: He’s relaxing his shoulders again, and Roma makes a count! 1…2…just barely gets the shoulder up again! Lewis struggling, but it doesn’t seem there’s much hope for him! Smith grabs Scott Thompson’s hand again for added leverage, and Lewis is in agony! Wait a minute, James Roma sees Smith and forces Thompson to relinquish the hold! He’s putting the count to him! Thompson releases the hold, and now he reaches down to grab Lewis’s hair…but LEWIS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!! 1……. 2……. Wait a minute, Thompson shifted his weight and now Lewis’s shoulders are on the mat! 1……. 2……. 3!!! Lewis is outta here!!! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Lewis has been eliminated! Dan: This leaves it two on one…wait a minute, the Stone’s in the ring, and he catches Scott Thompson off-guard with a STONEYKICK!!! A quick cover, and a one…a two…and a three! It’s down to the team captains now! Andy: Scott Thompson has been eliminated! Dan: It’s the Stone and Smith, one on one! This is what it comes down to! James: Yeah, kid! Let ‘em go at it! I came to see a fight! Dan: The Stone and Smith trade punches, but Smith with a knee to the ribs and an Irish whip, but the Stone reverses it! The Stone rebounds off the opposite ropes, and a flying forearm takes Smith down! Smith quickly back to his feet, and he knees the Stone in the ribs again! Now he backs him into the corner and continues to ram his knee into the midsection of the Stone! The Stone’s gotta be at least a little winded, while Johnny Smith hasn’t seen much action in this contest and is definitely at an advantage! James: Neither of these guys are in shape! I’ll take them in a game of ball any day! Word! Dan: Smith slaps on a front facelock, and a forceful neckbreaker takes the Stone down! Smith’s putting the boots to him! Now Smith has him by the hair, and he’s pulling him to his feet! He’s picking him up and slinging him over his shoulder! He’s going for a running powerslam…no, the Stone slips out and pushes him into the corner! Smith bounces off the corner pads, and the Stone nails him in the gut with a knee! Now a doctor bomb! He calls that the Stoner! Pinning combination…1….2….kickout! Now the Stone turns to the fans and poses! Johnny Smith is getting back to his feet, and the Stone is stalking him…the Stone just caught him with a mandible claw-type maneuver! I guess you can call that the People’s Finger! Smith is going out! James: Yo, that’s nasty! You don’t know where that guy’s fingers have been! Dan: Smith still struggling, but he’s going out! Smith is down! He’s slipping! James Roma checks him! The arm goes down once! … Twice!! … That’s it, it’s all over! The Stone wins it! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and SOLE SURVIVOR—The STONE!!! Dan: An impressive strategy employed by the Stone tonight, and it got him the big win! He stands alone in the ring as the sole survivor! James: Yeah, he stands alone ‘cause he can’t get the sweets like Da Mack!