Sensuous Samantha: ...JAAAAAMES "SIMPLY THE BEST" PILLLOOOOOOW! Dan Chan: JAMES PILLOW?! Oh my goodness!!! This man is an international superstar! ["WALK" by Pantera plays over the arena as The camera moves to the entranceway where blue and gold smoke begins to pour out of it. The smoke dies down and a figure is seen in the back, it steps forward and we see that it is James Pillow. James has on black jeans, a T-Shirt that reads "DID I EVER TELL YA I WAS GREAT" on the front and "I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH. AIN'T I GREAT?" on the back, and a pair of black Armani sunglasses. He climbs into the ring and poses as the lights dim and gold fireworks go off around him. The lights come back up and the music fades as James walks over and high fives PPD, Diamond, and Miss Jasmine. He then begins to speak as Samantha holds the mic for him.] James Pillow: AICW, SIMPLY THE BEST HAS ARRIVED! Bad Boy Inc. is large and in a very short time we will be totally in CHARGE! We got the Diamond, we got the most powerful woman in the world Miss Jasmine, we got the best tag team ever PPD, the best manager in wrestling history, Sensuous Samantha, and of course ME, James Pillow. No one in this fed can stop us from doing and taking whatever we want! Lance Studd: WELL, DAMN! It's been hectic around the AICW these past few weeks ... we've got stables running around here like crazy and there wasn't a damn thing we could do about it! Until the beautiful Sensuous Samantha insisted on bringing in Bad Boy Inc. This doll has got what it takes to manage us all to titles! Max Studd: Well, being as we already have the tag team gold I guess you could say that we're going to have all the rest of it! Lance & Max are going on their four month reign as champions and no one has stopped us! Shane Diamond: I'm excited! SO EXCITED! THAT I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT! [chuckles] Miss Jasmine: I'M ABOUT LOSE CONTROL, AND I JUST CAN'T FIGHT IT! Sensuous Samantha: Now ... my last surprise is ... ah! WHAT THE HELL ... GET 'EM BOYS! Dan Chan: OH MY GOD! ALL OF BAD BOY INC. JUST ATTACKED THEIR PARTNERS! Now, what's going on? Is it just going to be FOUR ON SIX? And Diamond and Pillow are wrestling ... IN THEIR STREET CLOTHES?! This is wild ...ABSOLUTELY WILD! Reign of Terror and Road Killers are being beat a pulp and the other team just watches! Meanwhile, inside the ring, Lance is putting Abomination on his shoulders and Max on the top rope . . and he comes off with THE PERFECTLY PERFECT EXECUTION ON HIM! Max with the pinfall and now Shane Diamond playing ref and he's going to count! OOOOONE......... TWOOOOOOOOOOOO........... THREEEEEEEE! Sensuous Samantha still has the microphone! And now James Pillow runs down and he rings the bell! Sensuous Samantha: Ladies and gentleman, ABOMINATION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Dan Chan: WHAT? God, these people are crazy! Now what's going on? Miss Jasmine is going to the top rope in that miniskirt ... this is wild! They're now taking Arrmageddon of the Reign of Terror and they're setting him in the far turnbuckle and Miss Jasmine comes off and BOO-YA!!! CROWNING JEWEL!!!! WHOA! Lance and Max are fighting off security who are trying to get through and Miss Jasmine is going for the pin ... Shane Diamond is counting! OOOONE......... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... THREEEEEEE! Pillow rings the bell ... Sensuous Samantha: Ladies and gentleman, ARRMAGEDDON has been ELIMINATED! Dan Chan: This isn't fair! And, Storm is trying to leave the ring but they've got him blocked off ... all the other opponents are trying to go through but PPD and James Pillow are holding them off! Security holding back Lord Awesome, who's trying to help out his men! Miss Jasmine is joining in! Now, we've got James Pillow hopping in the ring and he takes Storm and he picks him up and his ending move ... THE SIMPLY THE BEST PLEX ... right down on the canvas! Diamond runs in and he picks up BLADE and BAD ATTITUDE! James and Diamond now both covering these guys ... Miss Jasmine counts! OOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEE! Both these guys are GONE! Is this legal? Sam rings the bell ... Sensuous Samantha: Yes, ladies and gentleman, STORM AND BLADE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! (smiles) YOUR SOLE SURVIVORS ... BAD BOY INC! Now, let the real games begin, because I am ready to roll! Dan: This is unbelieveable!!! James Pillow and Shane Diamond are going to replace FOUR MEN??? It's going to be six on four here and I'm not sure if this was a smart move by Sensuous Samantha! James: Yo kid, The Roadkillers and Reign of Terror GOT PLAYED!!! WORD UP! Dan: Bad Boy Inc celebrating as Referee Ramon De La Cerveza attempts to get control of this matchup! Finally, he restores order and I guess he's going to allow the members of Bad Boy Inc to wrestle tonight! Shane Diamond stepping into the ring to start this match off, and Little Rich will be wrestling for the other team. These two superstars have a past history with each other, so this should be interesting! Diamond and Rich stepping into the center of the ring and they lock up! Diamond with the slight strenghth advantage, backing Rich up in the corner. Rich counters with a knee to the groin, and Diamond bending over in pain. Little Rich grabbing Diamond by the head and BOO-YA!!! Nails him with a bulldog!!! And look at Little Rich running over to the corner to check on his hair! Is this guy vain or what? James: I don't know why he thinks he's all that! He can't pull more shorties than THE MACK BABY!!! Dan: Little Rich still trying to fix his hair, but he's not paying any attention to Shane who runs up behind him and BAM!!!! Diamond with the dropkick right to the back of the head of Little Rich! And Rich goes flying over the top ropes onto the arena floor!!! Shane Diamond flexing his muscles as Coach Dike going over to help up Little Rich!!! And LOOK AT THIS!!! Juicy Fruit is licking his lips at SHANE DIAMOND!!! Diamond backing away! He wants NO PART of Juicy Fruit!!! Ramon De La Cerveza continuing the count and Little Rich rolls right back into the ring. Rich tagging in big Joey Culmone and Diamond quickly tagging out to Lance Studd!!! Diamond wanting NO PART of the big man as Culmone and Lance Studd prepare to go at it! James: Yo man, I could take that punk Culmone! I'll slap that fool with a pizza! Word up! Dan: Lance charging big Joey and Joey nails him coming in with a headbutt! Lance holding his head in pain as Joey with the elbow to the head dropping one half of the tag champions! Joey pulls him back to his feet...picks him up and SIDE SUPLEX!!! Great move by Joey! Joey with the cover.........one .........two..........and that's all he can get! The Perfectly Perfect Duo have been virtually unstoppable since they won the tag titles over three months ago! You are NOT going to put them away that easily! James: I bet you I could put Samantha away easily! Watch me bag her Dan! Dan: Whatever! Joey in control and he picks up Lance and BACKBREAKER by Joey! And Joey coming over to the corner and he tags in @$$ Kicker Andrew! Andrew coming into the ring and you know he wants Lance Studd! James: Just like Juicy Fruit wants you Danny! Look at him checking you out! Go Danny!!! Dan: Yuck!!! @$$ Kicker Andrew coming in and he's putting the boots to Lance Studd. Andrew peeling him off the mat. Irish Whip to the ropes by Andrew and BOO-YA! Nice clothesline! Andrew with the cover........one......two........Lance kicks out! Andrew pulling him back to his feet and Lance with the rake to the eye! Lance hooking him and SNAP SUPLEX BY LANCE! Lance rolling over to the corner and he tags in James Pillow! James: Yo man, James Pillow is about to put that head to bed baby! Dan: "Simply The Best" making his way into the ring and he kicks Andrew in the back of the head. James measuring him again and ANDREW GRABS HIS FOOT and down goes James! Andrew holding his foot and he's setting him up for a figure four leglock and NO!!! James kicking Andrew in the butt and Andrew goes flying into the ropes and HE TAGS IN JOLLY GAY GIANT! Andrew holding on to the ropes as this huge happy giant climbs into the ring! James: Yo, that cat got a bigger smile than Mickey Mouse! Dan: The Jolly Gay Giant climbing into the ring and James immediately crawling back and tagging in Max Studd! Max Studd hesitantely climbing into the ring as The Jolly Gay Giant with a big smile on his face! Max charging towards the big man and The Jolly Gay Giant easily takes him down with a clothesline! And look? The guy is skipping around the ring singing the theme to the Smurfs! James: This ain't Romper Room FOOL! Dan: The Jolly Gay Giant continuing to skip around the ring. Now he's picking Max Studd off the mat. An Irish Whip to the ropes by The Giant, Studd coming back and Jolly has him by the neck and BOO-YA!!!! CHOKE SLAM!!! Max Studd in serious trouble! But The Jolly Gay Giant jumping up and down instead of pinning him!!!! The members of the Gay World Order yelling at him to pin Max, but he doesn't have a clue! Max rolling over and he tags in Shane Diamond! Diamond sneaking up behind the big man, Jolly turning around and OH MY GOODNESS!!!! Diamond with an intentional low blow and Jolly is hurting! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza giving Diamond a stern warning as Diamond smiles innocently! James: Yo, that big retard be like (imitates Jolly) MR. HAPPY'S HURTIN'!! (reverts back to normal voice) Word up! Dan: And look! The Jolly Gay Giant is CRYING!!! And Shane Diamond just laughing at him as Jolly tags in Westside Walavan! Shane not laughing now as this huge powerhouse steps into the ring! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Is that who I think it is? James: I hope is the HOT DOG MAN!!! A brother sure is hungry!!! Dan: OH MY GOD!!!!!! It's THE BEST OF THE BEST!!!!! One of the fastest rising tag teams in our sport is making their way down the aisle right now! And we all know tht Best of The Best and The Perfectly Perfect Duo absolutely hate each other! Is this the team that will finally dethrone the World Tag Champs? Shaun and Jonathan Riche sporting PPD shirts as they calmly make their way down the aisle while Westside Walavan applys the headlock to Shane Diamond. Samantha turning around and SHE JUST SAW THEM!!!! And look at the face of Sensuous Samantha!!! She can't believe what she is seeing! Meanwhile Westside Walavan in control as he hammers Shane Diamond with those powerful lefts and rights to the ribs! Shane falling to the mat and Westside lifting his hands in victory! James: WESTSIDE BABY! WEST COAST! REPRESENT!!! Dan: Wait a minute!!! Best of The Best just jumped on the apron! They are walking over to PPD and..........I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!! It can't be!!! Best of The Best and PPD ARE HUGGING!!!!!! Best of The Best has joined Bad Boy Inc and look at the big Kool Aid smile on the face of Sensuous Samantha! She set all of this up! But Westside is literally manhandling Shane in that ring! He lifts him up in the air for the suplex! He's holding him....holding him.......still holding him and BOO-YA!!!! Brings him down the HARD WAY!!!! Westside pulling him back up to his feet! Walavan picking him up and WESTSIDE POWERBOMB!!!! It's over!! Ramon with the count........one...........two.......... THREE!!!! Shane Diamond is out of here!!!! Andy Burton: SHANE DIAMOND HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!! Dan: Shane Diamond has been eliminated and he looks PISSED!!!! Shane Diamond rolling out of the ring and he makes his way towards the back! Shaun climbing into the ring and Westside attacking him as well! Westside Walavan unleashing a furious assult against Shaun of Best of The Best! Walavan with the Irish whip to the ropes! He comes back and BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!!! Walavan picking him up and WESTSIDE POWERBOMB!!!!! He's unstoppable!!! Westside with the cover...........one..............two............... THREE!!!!! He eliminates Shaun Riche!!! Andy Burton: SHAUN RICHE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!! James: No doubt baby!!!! You can't stop the Westcoast!!! Dan: It's down to 6 on 4 here as Jonathan Riche climbs into the ring! Westside charging him and BOO-YA!!!! Big Power Clothesline by Westside Walavan!!! This man is fired up!!!! Walavan pulling him back up! An Irish whip to the ropes of Westside Walavan and BOO-YA!!! Big Powerslam!!!! Westside with the cover...........one...........two............ ALMOST GOT HIM!!!! Jonathan barely able to kick out of that one! Westside Walavan pulling him back up to the mat. He grabs him by the head and A STUNNER!!!! Westside Walavan with a stunner and Jonathan is out! Walavan to the ropes and HE DROPS THE BIG LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF JONATHAN! Walavan rolling him over.............one............two........... THREE!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!! Andy Burton: JONATHAN RICHE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!! Dan: Westside Walavan is unstoppable!!! Wait a minute!!! Juicy Fruit is smiling at Joey and JUICY JUST GRABBED JOEY'S BUTT!!!! Joey turning around in horror and look at Juicy blowing kisses at him! Joey and Vinnie jumping off the apron and they are CHASING JUICY FRUIT AROUND THE RING!!!! Juicy Fruit running around and around the ring and oh boy! Juicy just tripped over some cable cords! Uncle Salavator just handed the two chairs and here we go! They hold them up to nail Juicy and SWEET STUFF BLOCKS THEM!!! Sweet Stuff from behind holding the chairs and Joey and Vinnie both with the boot to the chest of both members of Sweet Stuff. Joey and Vinnie take the chairs and BOO-YA!!!! Right across the head of Little Rich and The Jolly Gay Giant! And Sweet Stuff is out like a light! The Family now making their way to the back and that spells BIG TROUBLE for Westside and Andrew! They were just up 6 to 3 and now they are down 3 to 2 thanks to The Family! James: Yo check it! Westside and Andrew just got PLAYED!!! Dan: That they did! Westside wondering what the heck is going on around here as he does not see James Pillow climbing the top ropes! James Pillow perched up on that apron. Pillow off the top and BOO-YA!!!! ASAI MOONSAULT!!! A spectacular move by "Simply The Best" taking the big man off his feet! Pillow with the cover.............one...........two............ THREE!!! NO!!! Westside Walavan kicking out! I can't believe it! James: Here comes Sam! Watch me kick the willy bobo flavor on her! Dan: Sensous Samantha walking by the announcement booth and James standing up and HE JUST GRABBED HER BUTT!!!! James Mack is crazy!!! Samantha turns around in shock and James just smiling at her! Samantha not smiling though and she winds up and BOO-YA!!!! Slaps James right across the face and James Mack falling back into his seat! Go Samantha! James: (still holding his cheek) She digs me baby! Dan: What are you talking about? She just slapped the mess out of you! James: That was a love tap Danny! A love tap! Dan: You're too much! Back to the ring, where James Pillow is in control. He's setting Westside up and TIGER DRIVER!!!! Great move by James Pillow! Pillow with the cover..............one............two.............. THREE!!! NO!!!! He just can't get him! James Pillow getting frustrated! He picks up the big man and sends him flying through the ropes! And here comes James right after him and MY GOSH!!!!! SUCICIDE PLANCHA!!!!! AMAZING! James Pillow connecting on impact! But I think that move affected him as well! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza making the count as both men struggle to get to their feet! Here comes Jasmine and SHE'S STOMPING AWAY ON WESTSIDE!!! Sensuous Samantha helping up James and James is climbing into the ring! This isn't fair!!! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza continuing to count as Jasmine lifts up Westside and BODY SLAM!!!! Ramon up to nine and...... (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: WESTSIDE WALAVAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!! Dan: No fair!!!! They cheated!!!! Westside Walavan has been counted out and now it's down to just @$$ Kicker Andrew taking on The Perfectly Perfect Duo and James Pillow! Andrew very smart though as he stops Pillow from making the tag. @$$ Kicker Andrew looking very fresh as he hasn't been in that ring for a long time! And that spells big trouble for one James Pillow! The @$$ Kicker nailing Simply The Best with a barrage of elbows to the head! Pillow falls back to the mat. Meanwhile on the outside, Miss Jasmine still beating on Westside Walavan and A FAN JUST JUMPED OVER THE GUARDRAIL! Somebody get him! James: That sucka is going to JAIL BABY! Dan: Hey, that's no fan!!! That's LORD HUMONGOUS! The big man coming up from behind and BOO-YA!!! Nails Miss Jasmine with a big clothesline!!! Lord Humongous lifting her up and HUMONGOUS BOMB!!!!! Lord Humongous just humongous bombed Miss Jasmine and HERE COMES BAD BOY INC!!!!! Shane Diamond and Best of The Best charging down towards the ring as Diamond with his famous brass knuckles on his hand! Here they come and BOO-YA!!!!! Shane Diamond catchs Lord Humongous off guard with a shot to the face and Humongous is KNOCKED OUT!!!! James: That Shane cat took him out like Tyson baby!!! Dan: Bad Boy Inc beating on Lord Humongous as Sensous Samantha jumps on the apron. She's distracting Referee Ramon De La Cerveza as Shane tosses those knucks right in front of Pillow!!! James quickly slips them on as Andrew picks him up and BOO-YA!!!!!! JAMES NAILS HIM IN THE JAW!!!! @$$ Kicker Andrew is out and HOLD ON A SECOND!!! I think Ramon saw it and he's calling for the bell!!!!!! Andy Burton: JAMES PILLOW HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED!!!!! Dan: James Pillow can't believe it!!!! Security finally arriving and forcing Bad Boy Inc to the back as the EMS workers attend to Westside Walavan and Lord Humongous! But @$$ Kicker Andrew is now at the mercy of the reigning AICW World Tag Team Champions!!!! Look at the big smiles on the face of Lance and Max Studd!!! They know they got this one in the bag! That might have been a very good strategy by Sensous Samantha, knocking Andrew out! Only James gets DQ'ed and now the PPD can do whatever they wish! Lance climbing into the ring and he's poking the unconscious Andrew! Lance with a huge smile on his face as he pulls Andrew to his feet! Lance setting him up and BOO-YA!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! And look at Lance with that cocky grin on his face! Lance Studd: NOW THAT WAS PERFECT!!!! James: Naw kid! Only my SMOOTH GAME WITH THE LADIES is perfect! I bet you I be knocking Samantha's boots tonight Dan! Dan: Sure you will James! And Mr Y is going to be an AICW World Champion someday! Lance picking up Andrew and SPINEBUSTER!!!! BRUTAL!!!! The PPD in full control! Lance tagging in Max! Lance placing @$$ Kicker Andrew on his shoulders! Max climbing up to the top ropes!!!! Here it is!!!! BOO-YA!!! THE PERFECTLY PERFECT EXECUTION!!!! Nobody gets up from that!!! Ramon with the count..........one..........two..........three!!!!! You could have counted to a THOUSAND! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here are you winners and the sole survivors for this match, Lance and Max Studd, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO!!!! Dan: The Perfectly Perfect Duo the sole survivors of this matchup and now they will go on to the elimination matchup where perhaps one of them might get a shot at the AICW Heavyweight Champion!