Dan: Smith makes the tag and De Niro comes in! He nails Foley with a kick to the midsection, and plants him with a DDT! De Niro is fresh! He hasn't broken a sweat through this entire match! Foley not moving, and De Niro could go for the pin if he felt like it right now! He's dragging Foley over in the corner. De Niro climbing up the ropes! MOONSAULT by De Niro right on the money! ONE.....TWO..... THR..NO! Foley kicks out! De Niro a little surprised, and he brings Foley up to his feet. Forearm smash to the back brings Foley down two one knee! De Niro lining up Foley, and he plants a dropkick right in the kisser! Foley goes down, and De Niro going up to the top! James Mack: He's getting ready to put this punk away! Dan: De Niro perched up top, and he goes for an elbow!! FOLEY MOVES! FOLEY MOVES! De Niro just nailed the canvas! There was nobody home! Both men getting back to their feet! Foley with a knee to the midsection! PILEDRIVER by Foley!! ONE.....TWO..... NO! De Niro kicks out! Foley now picking up De Niro again! BOO-YAA! Michinoku driver! Right on target! ONE.....TWO..... THR..NO! De Niro kicks out just in time! You can tell that Foley is hungry for victory right now! James Mack: Yeah, right! Daron Foley is just playin' himself! Don't even begin to front! Dan: Foley again bringing De Niro up to his feet. Nice European uppercut by Daron! Foley nails De Niro with a dropkick! De Niro is backed up into the corner, and Foley charges in with a clothesline!!! De Niro is in big trouble, as Daron pulls him out of the corner. There's a knee lift, followed by a DDT!!! James Mack: Oh, SNAP! Dan: Foley may be going for The Dark Ri..YES! He signals for it! THERE IT IS!!! NO WAY DE NIRO GETS OUT OF THIS!!! Eddie Turner is up on the apron arguing with De La Cerveza!!! OH NO! Mista Smith is getting in the ring!! NO! Smith breaks the hold! Smith broke De Niro out of The Dark Ride! Smith grabs Foley! THE DREAM KILLER!!!! Smith back out on the apron, and De Niro back to his feet! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza turns around as De Niro peels Foley off the canvas! James Mack: Yo, this match is ALLL that! Dan: De Niro picks up Foley! SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER!!!! De Niro gives the sign for The Taxi Driver! He whips Foley to the ropes...BOO-YAA!!! TAXI DRIVER!!! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! Andy: Here are your SOLE SURVIVORS..."HONEST" NICKY DE NIRO AND MISTA SMITH!!! Dan: De Niro and Mista Smith survive, and what a match this was! James Mack: Yo, it was the Bawmbbbb-diggitty! Dan: Eddie Turner leading his survivors back to the dressing room, and De Niro has grabbed a microphone! "Honest" Nicky De Niro: Hey Foley, tell your FRIEND, The Knick Man, EXACTLY what's coming to him! Knick Man, REPENT!!! And thou shall be saved!!!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro and Eddie Turner presents have certainly been on the warpath as of late... James: Word, jus' like that RiverStorm character! Yo, that was some sick $#!+ wit' that owl! Dan: (gagging) Don't...remind me...anyway...I think we're just about ready for our next match, which will be the tag teams survival match! Let's get down to ringside! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, team number one! ("Macho Man" by The Village People plays throughout the arena.) Andy: ....making their way to the ring, they are accompanied by their manager Coach Dike, and Juicy Fruit, and they are members of the Gay World Order....from Flo's Beauty Parlor and Happy Town USA respectively, at a total combined weight of 670 pounds, here is Little Rich and The Jolly Gay Giant, the team of SWEET STUFF!!!!! Dan: The Gay World Order skipping their way down to ringside, being led to the ring by Coach Dike! James: Yo kid, the Gay World Order better stay the hell away from me! I'll take that Coach Dike broad though!!! Dan: Shut up Dima! The Gay World Order climbing into the ring as Juicy Fruit blows kisses at the crowd. Little Rich of course concerned about his hair, while The Jolly Gay Giant just looks happy to be here! Let's introduce the next team! Andy Burton: Their partners... ("Macabre Tavern" by The Church plays throughout the arena.) Dan: That's THE FIRM'S music! Andy: From Palermo, Sicily, weighing at a total combined weight of 567 pounds, Joey and Vinnie Culmone, THE FAMILY!!! Dan: Here comes The Family!!! These two young Italian men have been awfully impressive in the short time that they have been here! James: They ain't tough! Let them come to DA HOOD BABY!!! Then we'll see how TOUGH they really are! Word up! Dan: The Family climbing into the ring and they aren't even acknowledging their partners, The Gay World Order! James: I wouldn't adknowledge those FAGGOTS either!!! Andy Burton: And finally, the captains of this team, hailing from Inglewood, California, with a combined weight of 548 pounds, here are "A$$ KICKER" ANDREW and WESTSIDE WALAVAN!!!0 [The lights go black as blue laser light beams the arena. Some camera flashes go off, as the crowd is on their feet with some anticipation. "We Be Clubbin" plays loud over the PA system, smoke rises through the curtain.] Dan: And here comes Walavan and Andrew as the crowd cheers loudly! James: Yo kid, they REPRESENTIN'!!! [Out steps Westside Walavan with his hands raised high over his head. He is in his ring attire as "A$$ Kicker" Andrew follows from behind. They both wait by the entrance ramp and look on at their team mates. Fireworks explodes as Andrew and Walavan look into the ring thoughtfully. A hardly scarce disgust is shown on their face as they see the GWO. The crowd cheers ever so loudly as Andrew and Walavan make their way down the aisle while touching the hands of many fans. Andrew goes past the announcer table and signals at Dan "The Man" Chan and then climbs onto the apron. He does a little dance and then gets in the ring. Westside Walavan gets in the ring and shakes the hands of the Family. Andrew and Walavan stays their distance from the GWO. The lights come back on as they await their rivals.] Dan: Westside Walavan and @$$ Kicker Andrew making their way down the aisle towards the ring clapping the hands of many of the fans as they past! These guys have really gotten their act together and have really made a positive impact on their lives! James: In other words, THEY SOLD OUT!!! Dan: Anyways, we got Andrew and Walavan who are apparently going through some plan with the Family and GWO, as we wait for their opponents! Andrew and Walavan, ready to take on the PPD and their team. This should be interesting as PPD and "A$$ Kicker" Andrew and Westside Walavan have gotten into a little flare as of late! Andy: And their opponents.....first, from Brooklyn New York, and Los Angeles, California, at at total combined weight of 450 pounds, here are Armageddon and Abomination, the REIGN OF TERROR!!! Dan: Reign of Terror making their way to the ring as the fans show their disapproval! James: Yo man, Reign of Terror are a bunch of HERBS!!! Those cats couldn't win a match to save their lives! Word Up! Dan: Reign of Terror avoiding all of the fans as they climb into the ring and raise their arms in the air. Andy: Second, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Lord Awesome, from Interstate 69, at a total combined weight of 541 pounds, here are Blade and Storm, THE ROADKILLERS!!! Dan: Here come The Roadkillers! I tell you James, these two young superstars had a bright future in the AICW. Until they let Lord Awesome take control of them. They haven't won a single match with him managing them! James: Yo man, that's because Lord Awesome and The Roadkillers are WACK!!! Dan: The Roadkillers, climbing into the ring as well Andy Burton: And, now ... introducing their partners . . . [Suddenly Andy Burton is cut off by some sort of music. The fans then recognize this as "The Look" by Roxette that indicates Sensuous Samantha. Andy Burton shakes his head and the crowd boos and cheers as Sensuous Samantha comes from the wrestlers entrance with a smile on her face. She's wearing a long silver Vera Wong gown that goes all the way to her ankles and has rhinestones up the front of it. She also has on silver heels that make her about 2 inches taller and has her hair in a French roll. She smiles and climbs in the ring and takes Andy Burton's microphone.] Sensuous Samantha: Wow, now didja guys think that you could go one damn night without seeing Sensuous Samantha? [crowd cheers] I am not only here tonight to introduce the Perfectly Perfect Duo, but I am here to introduce a new creation! Dan Chan: A NEW CREATION? This should be interesting to say the least! James: Yo man, I would love to bang that shorty RIGHT NOW! I'll show her a NEW CREATION! Sensuous Samantha: So, let me introduce to you guys first .. from PALM BEACH, FLORIDA .. weighing in at a buff total combined weight of 525 pounds... the destiny of the AICW tag team scene. Four month reigning tag team champions .. LANCE AND MAX STUDD, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUOOOOOO! ["More Human Than Human" pumps the arena as the lights dim and silver fireworks begin to go off. Lance and Max pull the curtain back from the entrance way and begin to walk down the aisle as the crowd glistens with cheers. Lance is dressed in his lime green trunks with "PPD" across the back in white lettering. He also has on his lime green boots, knee pads, with white tassles and has his hair slicked back from his face. Lance has his AICW tag team title strapped across his waist. Max is dressed the same, only in yellow. His hair is spiked up; to only tell them apart of course. Max has his AICW tag team title strapped across his waist as well. Lance and Max both smile and Lance nods his head back and forth and they climb in the apron. Green and yellow fireworks go off and the music gets even louder. Sensuous Samantha looks at them both and smiles as they go to separate sides of the turnbuckle and raise their hands for the audience that cheers and boos them. Lance and Max then jump down and high five each other. They both walk over to Sensuous Samantha.] Sensuous Samantha: Now, if you think that is all, then you've got another thing coming! [starts walking around the ring] Tonight, Sensuous Samantha is embarking on a whole new spectacle here in the AICW! Tonight .... oh, yes, tonight I am bringing you BAD BOY INC.! First ... one of my favorite picks ...the bodyguard that shall watch over all. She's mean and no one would dare mess with her! PLEASE WELCOME ... four time woman's champion and world bodybuilder ... MISS JAAAAASMINE! ["B!t(h" by Meredith Brooks pounds throughout the entire arena as people who are still standing on their feet turns their head to the entrance area. Miss Jasmine walks out from behind of the curtain. She is dressed in a black leather mini-skirt, and has on a white button-up Shirt that she has tied off on the bottom, and only has one of the buttons buttoned, and the rest on the top are showing off her surgically enhanced breasts. She has her hair curled and it is being held up on the side by a clip. She has a Woman's Title Belt around her waist and has a pair of brass knuckles in her hand. She gets up into the ring and she does a little turn on the outside apron and then bows to the entire crowd. She gets into the ring and she walks over to Samantha and hands her the brass knuckles, and walks over to Lance and Max and kisses them on the cheek. She then all of sudden gets an angry look on her face and turns back to the entrance as she crosses her arms and looks on. Samantha walks over to her and hands her the microphone and she grabs it from her. But continues to stare in one direction at all times.] Miss Jasmine: Well, I never thought that I would be here. But I also thought that Erin wasn't a whore for a few minutes when I first met her, but you know stuff changes and here I am. I have traveled with these people right here to make it to the AICW, which doesn't have a Woman's Title yet, so as long as they don't I will continue to wear the ASW Woman's Title. And if anybody wants to say anything about it then they can come and talk to me, and I will shut them up by knocking their teeth down their mouth. So ladies and gentlemen let me classify why I am really here. I talked to the greatest mind in wrestling Sensuous Samantha and she told me about her little plan, and I said hell I would love to come with you. She told me that there wasn't a title to go for, but I responded by saying what about the World Title. She said they wouldn't let it happen, because they don't want their Champion humiliated. So I decided to come into this league for one reason and that is to watch the backs of the members of my fellow group. I will watch everything that goes on and if something happens that I don't like then I will make it to my likings. I am the greatest woman wrestler this world has ever seen. Nobody can hold a candle or should I say diamond to me? Being that I am the greatest woman wrestler that has ever lived I decided I was going to be the greatest bodyguard that has ever lived. I mean I have a body, looks, and everything else in between. I could kick nearly 3/4 of the men's a*ses in this league, and I would do it all with a smile. Ladies and gentlemen you better be ready for one helluva BRAWL to occur, because Miss Jasmine is on the scene and she is going to make everything the way she wants it. Because hell I am in this stable with the baddest men on the planet, and with me....Well let's just say that BBI, not only stands for Bad Boy Inc., but for BIG B*TCH INC., and guess what you are looking at her. Because hell when you are bad like me, YOU CAN'T GET ANY WORSE! Sensuous Samantha: I am almost out of breath, but I am far from done! Next, the man that is going to run over all the competition in the AICW Television Title scene ... the man that everyone loves. From Phoenix, Arizona ..weighing in at 223 pounds .. one of the SEXIEST guys I know! Please welcome, AICW ... SHAAAAAAANE DIAAAAAAAAAAMOND! ["Gold" by the Artist pumps the arena as silver fireworks goes off and Shane Diamond walks out from the entrance. He looks something like Brian Christopher and has his short brown hair spiked up with gel. He's wearing a black and gray T-shirt that says, "THE DIAMOND" across it with his picture on the back of it. He also has on a pair of black Dockers and a silver cross necklace as well as a gold chain that says, "DIAMOND." He climbs in the ring and walks over to Sensuous Samantha and kisses her hand. She hands him the brass knuckles as he laughs as he walks over to Miss Jasmine. He picks her up on his shoulder and walks around the ring as she waves. He stops and puts her down. He then begins to speak as Jasmine holds the microphone to him.] Shane Diamond: AH BOY! THE AICW, IS IT? Well, damn, it seems to me that Bad Boy Inc. is going to be having a LOT of fun tonight! [sinister laugh] BAD BOY STYLE! WHOOOOO! Sensuous Samantha: Next ... the last inductee to this SPECTACULAR force in the AICW ... the greatest wrestler ever known to man. The one who's taking out all those International punks, but he'll be using that as a stepping stone for the AICW WORLD TITLE! ... Without FURTHER ADO .. please welcome...