Dan: OK fans, we're ready for the so-called "Bank-Off Challenge," which
was thrown by "Honest" Nicky De Niro to The Knick Man.

James Mack: Yo, I be packin' MAD G'S BABY, MAD G'S!

Dan: Standing by with Brandon Yeager is Michael McNamara of the Chase
Manhattan Bank.

Brandon Yeager: Thanks Dan.  Mr. McNamara, it's a pleasure to have you
here with us tonight.  Please explain to us what you will be doing for
us here tonight.

Michael McNamara: Well Brandon, right here I've got a computer set up,
and through this terminal, I can access the accounts of ANYONE in the
world.  Tonight, I will be showing everyone just exactly what Nicky De
Niro and John Williams are worth.

<Computer screen shows up on the jumbotron.>

Brandon Yeager: Well, without any further ado, here is the man who
issued this "Bank-Off Challenge," "HONEST" NICKY DE NIRO!!!

<"God Moving Over the Face of the Waters by Moby plays.  De Niro appears
wearing his gear and a towel draped over his shoulders.  He steps in the
ring and shakes hands with Brandon Yeager, taking the mic.>

"Honest" Nicky De Niro: Mr. McNamara, it's a pleasure to be here sir.
<shakes his hand>  You know...ever since I began my wrestling career,
I've been painted up as a criminal.  People point fingers at me, they
point and say: "There goes a guy who stole to get rich.  There walks a
man who killed for money.  There goes a crook."  Well none of you people
know me!  I'm not a crook!  I'm an HONEST businessman, and I'm opening
up to you people, to establish that mutual trust that's so important in
forming a bond of respect between competitor and spectator.  The Knick
Man has corrupted that bond.  You look at him as
a hero or a role-model, but he looks at you as a dollar sign!  He sells
his image and his logo to all your kids, taking your hard earned
dollars!  I challenged him to this "Bank-Off" because I want to show you
all that I am a man of my word!  Whether I win or lose this contest,
which I'll probably lose thanks to all that merchandise he sells,
everybody is gonna know that I'm the honest one, and The Knick Man is a
liar!  How many of you kids have ever met The Knick Man? <Almost no
cheers from the crowd> NONE!  You know where he is?  He's making shoe
commercials and lounging around in his multi-million dollar house!
Knick Man, YOU are the criminal!  YOU are the one taking these people's
hard earned dollar!  YOU are the menace to society, and you no longer
serve a useful purpose to the wrestling community!  Tonight, yet another
of many truths will be revealed!

Brandon Yeager: With that said, let's introduce your opponent if you
will, THE KNICK MAN!

 <"Go NY Go NY Go" plays and The Knick Man and Vivine Devine make their
way down to ringside.  The Knick Man raises his hands in triumph as the
crowd cheers loudly.  He claps the hands of many of the fans as some of
them hold up signs in favor of The Knick Man.  The Knick Man continues
his way down the aisle until he arrives at the computer.  Vivine hands
him the microphone.>

Knick Man:  You know De Niro, I got to hand it to you.  I have never, in
my entire life saw more CRAP than that stuff you were just spewing just
a few moments ago!  You?  Honest?  You wouldn't know the term "honesty"
if it slapped you on the back of the head, and kicked you up the behind
with a size 20 shoe!  De Niro, all your life you have been nothing more
than a LIAR!  You ought to be a politician and run for PRESIDENT!  De
Niro, just where did YOU emass your so called fortune?
ILLEGAL GAMBLING!!!  I see Mr HONESTY never told the people that, now
did he?  Tell me De Niro, did you tell the people about the times where
you wanted me to THORW BASKETBALL GAMES?  Did you tell the people about
your ties with The Mafia?  This is the same man who threw a competing
manager OFF A PLANE!!!!  And do you seriously expect these fans to buy
the garbage that you are trying to sell them?  De Niro is nothing more
than a RUTHLESS VILLIAN who tries and intimidates people to get what he
wants!  Well De Niro, YOU DON'T INTIMIDATE THE KNICK MAN!  De Niro, I
agreed to this bank off, not to show off my money! But I agreed to this
bank off because I want to get a good look at the expression on your
face when you realize that despite all your ROBBERY, despite all your
THIEVERY, despite all your CROOKERY, you STILL don't have more money
than a hard working athlete as myself!  I BUST MY BEHIND night and day
to perform for these people!  And that's why they cheer for THE KNICK
MAN!  You see De Niro, if you want to
talk about THE TRUTH, the TRUTH of the matter is that you WISH the fans
would cheer for you! You WISH you were loved by millions of people
across the world!  But it will never happen for you De Niro! Because,
when it comes down to it, The Knick Man has a heart of gold, while you
De Niro, you have a heart of SLIME!!!!!!

Brandon Yeager: We've heard from our competitors, let's get this thing
over with!

Michael McNamara: We're going to view Nicky De Niro's account first.
There you see, he has a total of $943,223,456.91!!!!  WOW!  Now we're
gonna take a look at John Williams' account.

<McNamara hits a few more keys, when suddenly, a look of shock appears
on his face.>

Michael McNamara: Whoa...  John Williams with only $.09?!!!

The Knick Man: <off-camera> WHAT?!!!!!!

Dan: OH MY GOD!  "Honest" Nicky De Niro handing a dollar bill to The
Knick Man, and The Knick Man just tosses it away!  He's going after De
Niro!

James Mack: Yo, he was just tryin' to help that brother out!!

Dan: De Niro grabs the microphone, and The Knick Man now being held back
by several officials!

"Honest" Nicky De Niro: NOW DO YOU PEOPLE SEE?!!!  Do you see what a
LIAR "The Knick Man" is?!  <dodging The Knick Man>  Don't be upset,
John!  I was only tryin' to help you!  Here.  Here's another dollar! Buy
yourself a hot-dog!  <A big grin begins to creep its way across De
Niro's face>  You know why "The Knick Man" is poor?!  Because he has
to pay all those ROYALTIES to Cablevision for the use of the New York
Knicks name and logo!!!  If I keep saying Knick Man, Knick Man, how much
does that cost you?!  Knick Man.  Knick Man!  <Fans begin chanting
"Knick Man">  Even these PEOPLE, your FANS are costing you money by the
boatload!  Are you poor now?!  You're gonna have to file for
BANKRUPTCY!!  Knick Man.  OOPS!  I said it again!  There goes another
ten bucks!  As we speak, they're probably REPOSSESSING all your beloved
MATERIAL POSSESSIONS!  They're probably putting your wife on a truck
because it's just wrong that a woman that beautiful has to live with a
guy as POOR AS YOU!!!!!!  <again dodges a charge by The
Knick Man, who is trying to be restrained by officials>  You are a
glutton, Knick Man! Eating from these people!  Lying to the masses to
get what you want!  You are a disgrace to the AICW, to this country,
hell...you're the single biggest DISGRACE in ALL of GOD'S INFINITE
UNIVERSE!!!!  If you wouldn't be so damn GREEDY, then maybe you wouldn't
have this problem!  I had to do this to you, John!  I had to teach you a
lesson in humility!  Look at me!  Is THIS the face of a
man who would lie to anyone?!  <De Niro's smirking mug gets up right in
the camera>  You know John, GREED is one of the EIGHT deadliest sins!!!
In addition to lust, sloth, gluttony, vanity, pride, anger, and SCREWIN'
WITH NICKY DE NIRO!!!!!!!  You're a sinner, and you're GUILTY of ALL OF
THEM!!  And you're teaming up with a SAINT!!!  Maybe
when you calm down you should confess to The Saint!  Knick Man, you
truly are PATHETIC!  I have just EXPOSED you for the fraud you really
are!!

<De Niro throws the microphone down and gets in The Knick Man's face.
After pointing in it, he backs up and grabs the mic again.>

"Honest" Nicky De Niro: You know, I'm usually a very sympathetic man,
but in your case, YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE!!  If you think your
gonna get any sort of comfort from Nicky De Niro, then you're sadly
mistaken.  All I'll give you is a smack in the mouth, Knick Man! You
don't wanna show any remorse?  That's fine and dandy with ol' HONESTY
himself!  You can go back to New York and make yourself comfortable,
because there's plenty of room on the streets for a BUM like you!  Knick
Man, the TRUTH hurts...DOESN'T IT!!!!

<De Niro nails The Knick Man in the head with the microphone several
times until officials restrain him.  He raises his arms in front of the
shocked but unconvinced crowd before retreating to the  locker room.>

Dan: Whoa...something's not kosher here, and it's pretty obvious Nicky
De Niro has something to do with it!

James: Yo, that's what you get lettin' all these Italians in here! They
in the Mafia 'n $#!+...

Dan: James! Anyway, let's take you down to Reba Kola and Team United!

Reba Kola: Hello folks, I'm here standing with "Team United" who are
just about set to do battle with Eddie Turner Presents. These man are
poised and ready to go and they've gotta point to prove, how about it
Daron Foley!

Foley: You know something Reba Kola, you're right we've gotta point to
prove! You know everybody feels that they can just walk right over us
and overlook us as they feel, but we've got talent and will, and we're
gonna kick some butt tonight! You know Nicky DeNiro, I really sympathize
for you tonight! Do you realize what you did by attacking RiverStorm?
You were better off sticking your hand in an electric socket! You're
better off taking a bath in fire! You were better off standing behind a
horse and waiting for him to kick you! In fact, I think you'd even be
better off standing in front of train going 100 mph. Because what you
did was get this man enraged! He's not mad, he's enraged, and that's
signing your death wish. As for Mista Smith, I'm
coming after you, the former AICW International Champion. Now Smith, you
know you and I aren't strangers, and just to be hospitable, I'm gonna
introduce you to The Dark Ride!!! As for the Asian Assassination Squad,
i know two men who are hungry for those North American Tag Team Titles,
and they're standing right next to me, Damion Sikes, and Johnny
Blaze....

Blaze: That's right Daron. Me and my pal here Sikes are going to wipe
out the Asian Assasination Squad like the plague. We are going to
deliver hard punishment to you guys. Everyone knows we deserve those
belts that you two idiots are wearing, it would look better on us
anyway. We are the only tag team that actually deserve those belts
because we have what it takes. And tonight we are going to show you guys
that we can handle anything you give us. Tonight is the night we show
you guys who's in charge around here!!!  Nicky, Nicky, Nicky...boy are
you in trouble. See Riverstorm...I don't know what you did to
him but he is pissed. He's like a raging bull. And he's going after one
target.

Sikes: You guessed it the unlucky De Niro.  It's like your all dressed
in red and Riverstorm is going to run right through you like you are
nothing. That is exactly what you are nothing. Mista, my man Daron over
here does not play around. When he step into the ring it's all
buisness.  Nothing to it.  Mista you have found yourself in a tough spot
and you can't do anything about it. As for the Asian A-Sissy-Nation
Squad, Johnny Blaze and I got our eyes on those belts, and tonight,
we're gonna prove why those belts belong around our waists and not
yours!

Reba Kola: Now Riverstorm, all of your teammates seem to agree that
Nicky DeNiro's brutal attack on you was a big mistake! What's your take
on that?

RiverStorm: My loss to "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott was a crushing defeat,
but to add insult to injury...to humiliate me in front of my ancestors
looking on like that! DENIRO!!! THE TIME OF WAITING IS OVER!!! YOU HAVE
ENRAGED THE BULL AND BE PREPARED TO BE RIPPED TO SHREDS!!!! Have you
ever almost drowned in a lake DeNiro, have you
ever been confronted by a hungry man eating lion, or have you ever felt
the rath of THE STORM!!! Tonight...you shall know what all three feels
like......after you regain consciousness....LET'S GO!!! EDDIE TURNER
PRESENTS!!! YOUR TIME HAS COME, and TURNER, if you step in my way of
DeNiro and I swear this on my grandmothers grave...I will rip your head
from your neck and have Ravage feast on your innards....are you calling
my bluff? Step into the fire and see if The RiverStorm tells a lie...

Reba Kola: That man is a man possessed and I'd hate to be Nicky DeNiro
right now. Team United ready for battle, now let's head down to ringside
for this blockbuster match!