Dan: Oh come on! Gino was provoked! Ozzy raising Raptors hand in victory and GINO CLOTHESLINES THE BOTH OF THEM!!!! Wait a minute! Here comes the NEW AICW Commissioner KELLY LYNN!!!! Kelly Lynn is making her way down to ringside! She's climbing into the ring and she's grabbing the microphone. Kelly Lynn: No, no no! I don't think so Bates! You tried to pull a fast one here! That might have worked when ARGIE was commissioner, but it's not going to work here! Not while I'm around anyway! So Oswald Bates, GET YOUR BUTT TO THE BACK NOW!!!!! James Roma, please come down here and referee this match! This match will NOT be a disquallification, but it WILL CONTINUE!!!! Dan: OH MY!!!!!! Kelly Lynn laying down the HARD LINE on Ozzy and Ozzy is FURIOUS! But there's nothing he can do about it now as he climbs out of the ring and makes his way to the back. Chris Del Rio making his way towards the ring now and he's laughing at Ozzy Bates! Wait a minute! Kelly Lynn coming back there and SHE'S MAKING DEL RIO LEAVE TOO! Go Kelly! We're gonna get a fair match here! Here comes James Roma and this match is going to start once again! Gino bringing the falling Raptor back to his feet. Picks him up and DOWN WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Gino with the cover......one.......two....... NO! Raptor barely getting that right shoulder up just in the nick of time! James: WHAT? You said you got a nickle bag of funk? Past that jammy over here baby and let's roll it up! Dan: What are you talking about James? Gino to his feet and he's dragging Raptor over to the ropes. Gino placing Raptor's leg on the ropes and now he's BOUNCING ON RAPTOR'S KNEE WITH HIS BACKSIDE WHILE FUSCKO HOLDS RAPTOR IN PLACE!!!!! Come on now James do something! James yelling at Fuscko who quickly releases Raptor as Alex clutching his knee in pain! And Alex quickly rolling to the outside. Gino staying inside as Referee James Roma puts the count on Alex. Alex taking his time out there, clutching that hurt knee as James Roma is up to six on the count. Raptor still out there! Is he purposely going to ge counted out? Raptor finally rolls in at nine! Smart move by Raptor, getting to rest that hurt knee of his! Dima: Only a WEAK man needs to rest! A RUSSIAN never has to rest! James: And yall don't take baths either! You stink yo! Dan: And a kick to the knee by Gino and Raptor is down. Gino with the cover one..........two............ NO! Raptor kicks out! Gino up and he brings Raptor to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes by Gino and BACKSLIDE BY RAPTOR INTO A PINNING COMBINATION......one.........two........ NO!!!! Gino kicks out! What heart and determination showed by these guys tonight! James: Yo man, how Raptor be doing dat? He s'pose to be hurt! Dima: He must be part RUSSIAN! Dan: Obviously, the high altitude of Northern California has been beneficial to Raptor's conditioning regiment and is evident in the amount of punishment he can withstand on the defensive end. Raptor and Valentini both up and..... [Several audience members who are riveted by the in-ring action briefly turn their attention to the entrance ramp as "Macabre Tavern" by The Church begins to drone from the house system.] Dan: Here comes Vic Garibaldi!!! He has a Pittsburgh Steelers football helmet. Referee James Roma trying to see what's going on and Raptor with a dropkick to Gino and Gino goes flying to the outside! OH MY GOD!!!! It's Greg Lloyd!!!! The crowd going wild as Greg Lloyd is running down the aisle!!! Valentini trying to get up and BOO-YA!!!!! Valentini is met by a powerful clothesline by the ferocious linebacker!!! Here comes John Fucsko and Fucsko and Lloyd are BRAWLING on the outside!!! James: Oh snap! This is dope yo! Dan: Garibaldi picking up Gino and BOO-YA!!!! Busts him wide open with the football helmet!!! Garibaldi rolling Gino on the inside and Gino's in serious trouble! Raptor picking him up. Irish whip into the corner by Raptor and BACK HANDSPRING ELBOWSMASH!!! Sets him up WITH A dragon screw leg whip and he's got him!!!! Here we go!!!! It's time for the Prehistoric Plex!!!! Raptor lifts him up and OH NO!!!!!! HIS KNEE GAVE OUT ON HIM!!!! GINO FALLS ON TOP OF RAPTOR IN MID AIR AND THE COVER.....ONE......TWO....... THREE!!!!!! GINO WINS!!!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The winner of this contest......GINO VALENTINI!!!!! Dan: Gino Valentini pulling out the stops to get the victory over Raptor and Raptor rolling out of the ring. Gino raising his hands in victory and now he has the mic... Gino: (out of breath) Alright Del Rio... Now that I've made this pathetic sack of $h!t a gimp for life, it's your turn! Get your @$$ in this ring right now, because I'm settin' up to take that 16 pounds of gold that you got around your waist, and make it a permanent fixture on my mantle... (The lights go comletely out, and "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael begins to play.) Dan: Oh my goodness!!!! This match isn't even scheduled to take place right now! But I guess it is!!! (After about a minute or so, a bright white spotlight shines down on "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio, and his bodyguard Blake Studwell. Del Rio, who is wearing his traditional white long pants, and flashy blue robe, is holding a mic in his hand. After the boos of the crowd die down, he begins to speak.) Del Rio: Will all you Dudley Morons please keep down your cheers, so that the object of your envy can properly introduce himself! (The crowd unleashes a monsterous boo, as Del Rio looks in disgust at the people of Pittsburgh.) Del Rio: Coming from a state that produced Byron Brady...I shouldn't have expected much class. (Del Rio pauses.) Now introducing...weighing in at 234, tanned and toned pounds...he hails from the city of Cincinnati, Ohio...and he is YOUR AICW International Champion! (Crowd boos) Dan: This guy is just so vain, it's incredible! James: Naw man, you just mad cause you don't bags the shorties like my main mad C-Lust gets down! Dima: Heh! All woman bow down to the power of the Russian Powerhouse! Del Rio: He is a member of the strongest stable in the AICW, The Enterprise...and he is often refered to as "The epitome of perfection!" Inbreeding idiots of Pittsburgh, please give a warm welcome to "The Ladies Choice"..."The Marquee Man"..."The Ultimate Maaaaaaale!" Chris Del Rio! (Del Rio throws his arms in the air, and has an arrogant grin on his face, as the sold out crowd in Pittsburgh pelt him with garbage, and verbally assult him. Del Rio climbs into the ring, and slowly takes off his robe which reads "Byron Brady's idol" on the back. After he throws his robe out of the ring, he holds the AICW International title above his head, to the dismay of the crowd, before finally handing it over to the referee.) Dan: And Gino not even waiting for the bell as he immediately goes after Del Rio! Gino hammering away on C-Licious! Irish whip to the ropes and Del Rio grabs the ropes and takes a dive to the outside! What a coward! James: (taking another sip from his 40) You see son, the shorties was tryin to get his number right? So my man C-Lover had to go out there and school her, you knowhaimean? Dima: In Russia, the women pay tuition to go to the school of HARD DIMA! Dan: Oh please! The champion taking his sweet time getting back in the ring as referee James Roma puts the count on him. Del Rio climbing back into the ring and Gino goes after him! And Del Rio climbing right back out of the ring and Gino is getting impatient! Wait a minute! That's Jordan James Lee! Lee is on the apron and Gino going after him! Lee jumps off the apron and Del Rio uickly climbs back into the ring. Del Rio from behind and he nails Gino right across the back! Crafty wrestling techniques by Del Rio as Gino falls to the mat. Dima: I shall be back! I must relieve myself! (Dima gets up and leaves the broadcasting booth) James: YES! That herb is outta here baby! Dan: Del Rio taking the advantage as he kicks Gino continuously in the knee. Del Rio very smart by going for the knee of Gino! If he executes this strategy effectivly, the same thing that happened to Raptor could happen to Gino should he go for that Death Valley Driver. Del Rio bringing Gino to his feet and DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! Gino is down and Del Rio is flexing for the crowd! James: No doubt baby! Del Rio is handlin his business son! Dan: Del Rio now going for the cover..........one........two........easy kickout by Gino! Del Rio grabbing Gino and he pulls him to his feet. And Gino with a punch to the face of Del Rio, knocking the champion back! And here comes Gino and BOO-YA!!!!! Gino almost taking Del Rio's head off with that huge clothesline! Gino with the cover.........one........two........not enough to beat the champion! Gino picks him up and RAKE TO THE EYE BY DEL RIO! Del Rio so crafty and so sneaky and DROP KICK TO GINO'S KNEES ONCE AGAIN! Del Rio now grabbing Gino by the leg and he goes to the outside of the ring. Del Rio still holding on to the legs of Gino and BOO-YA!!!! Rams the knee of Gino into the turnbuckle! And Gino is hurt! James: Yeah boyeeee! Del Rio giving Gino DA BUSINESS!!! Cause he down wit DA PRISE!!!!! Dan: Gino clutching his knee in pain as Del Rio stops to argue with a nearby fan! The champion a little bit distracted and should be going after Gino! Del Rio finally climbing into the ring. He's taking his time in this match. Del Rio inside the ring and he brings Valentini to his feet. He picks him up and BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A SIDE SUPLEX! Del Rio going for the cover here.........one.........two..........NO! Gino able to kick out! And here comes Dima! (Dima returns to the commentator booth with two bottles of vodka.) Dima: The RUSSIAN POWERHOUSE is back! (burps) James: Yo son, why you ain't go get me some more St Ides baby? Dima: Only WIMPS drink alcohol named after church! Dan: Why me? Del Rio still in control as he brings Gino to his feet. Del Rio with the irish whip to the ropes and Lee was holding the ropes and GINO gets caught in them! Here comes John Fucsko and he's chasing Lee around the ring area!!! But Gino still caught on those ropes! Here comes Del Rio and BOO-YA!!! He catches Gino right in the head with a spinning heel kick and Gino continuing to bleed from that blow Garibaldi gave him earlier! Fucsko over and he helps Gino get out of the ropes, but the damage has already been done as Del Rio stops to yell at another fan! Dima: A typical American! Always distracted! James: A typical Russian! Always talkin nonsense! Dan: Del Rio coming over and ROLLUP BY GINO.......ONE.......TWO........THREE NO!!!!! Gino almost made Del Rio pay dearly for his carelessness! And Del Rio responds with a stomp to the chest of Gino! Del Rio still in control of this matchup as he brings Gino to his feet. He picks him up and KBOOM!!!! Brings him down hard with a snap suplex! And the champion looking very impressive against a tired Gino Valentini thus far! James: You see kid, Gino tried to be da man and challenge Del Rio right after da match right? Now Del Rio makin dis herb pay for it REAL PROPER LOT! Dima: Americans always try and take on too much! Us Russians however are superior and can handle ANYTHING! Dan: The champion with another cover..........one.........two........NO!!! Just not enough to put Gino away! And Chris Del Rio getting a little bit frustrated. Del Rio bringing Gino to his feet once again and he whips him to the buckle. Del Rio coming over and OH MY!!! Powerful back hand chop to the chest of Gino! And Gino responds with a chop of his own! Del Rio with another back hand chop to the chest of Gino! And Gino responds once again! And Gino with a left! And a right!!! And BOO-YA!!!! Gino clocks him with a big uppercut sending the champion flying across the ring and right through the ropes!!!! Wow!!! What a blow by Gino! Dima: Ha! A pathetic attempt at best! If that were Russian Roulette, this Del Rio would have been in what you Americans call "cheap seats" James: Now I know you madd drunk n!$$@!!! Dan: And Gino going right to the outside after Del Rio! Gino still bleeding from the forehead and a little bit on the slow side because of Del Rio's attacks to the knees! Del Rio trying to get away but Valentini catches up to him! And Gino grabbing Del Rio and BOO-YA!!!!!! He rams his head into the guardrail!!! Gino grabbing Del Rio and HE RAMS HIM AGAIN!!!! And Del Rio is busted wide open as well! Referee James Roma counting both participants out. Gino sets him up and IRISH WHIP RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! And Del Rio is hurt after that one! Gino rolling back into the ring and he rolls right back out to break the count! James: Come on C baby! School dis chump son! Dima: This Del Rio is getting what you Americans call "da smack down" Dan: Gino going right after Del Rio and rolls him back into the ring. Gino climbing back in as well. Gino sends him to the ropes annnnnnnnd CATCHES HIM COMING IN WITH A POWERSLAM! Gino with the cover.........one........two...... THREE!!!! NO!!!! Not quite enough to put away the champion! Gino back to his feet and he picks Del Rio up again. Lifts him up and SPINEBUSTER SLAM!! Brutal move by Gino Valentini and the challenger has turned this matchup around in his favor! Dima: Del Rio is WEAK! If a Russian was in the ring, this Gino Valentini would have never had a chance to come back! James: Yo man, if a Russian was in the ring yo, Gino would have won the match already! Russia can suck my Big D baby! Dan: Alright, that's enough of that type of language here! Valentini with another cover..........one............two.......... THREE!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! Del Rio able to kick out once again! And Gino questioning James Roma about the slow count. Gino picks him up and CORKSCREW BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! He's gonna try and finish him off right here folks!!! Gino going for the Death Valley Driver!!!! He has him up and DEL RIO SQUIRMS OUTTA IT!!!! And here comes Del Rio and THE QUICKY!!!!!!!!! THE QUICKY!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NAILED HIM WITH THE QUICKY OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!! DEL RIO WITH THE COVER........ONE........TWO........