-------> Dan: Referee Paul Kaplan beginning to count both men out as Legion getting to his feet. Legion trying to set Smith up for the piledriver, but Smith won't let him do it! Now they are brawling on the outside of the ring! Referee Paul Kaplan continuing to count! Knick Man: One of them better get back into the ring! Dan: Legion and Smith hammering away on each other and....... (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The referee has ruled this match A DOUBLE COUNTOUT! Dan: Johnny Smith and Legion brawling to a double countout, but I don't think it matters to either of these men as they are still fighting on the outside! Johnny Smith taking Legion's head and BOO-YA! He slams his head into the steel gate! Officials trying to break it up, but Smith and Legion will have none of it! Knick Man: They want to fight? Let them! Dan: Ladies and Gentlemen, that's all the time we hav.......WAIT A MINUTE! I understand that we have PPD in the parking lot! Let's seeif we can get a camera back there! (The scene switches to the parking lot where all the members of TheEnterprise are making their way out. The scene then shows Lance and Max jump from behind a wall and clothesline both the members of Enterpeneurs Incorporated! Lance and Max are show hammering away on them as security rushes towards the parking lot. Lance and Max are now seen brawling with Chris Del Rio, Ray Richards and Troy Walcott as the scene fades to black.) <--------- Reba Kola: So February 7th was the first and last times you guys layed your hands on Lance and Max Studd. And now...almost 5 months later, you two step into the ring again. Now as you said before, this has to be the most anticipated tag team title defense in AICW History. Entrepeneurs, Inc. and The Perfectly Perfect Duo... Walters: We've trained ceaselessly and intensely. Lance and Max Studd know that the first motto of The Enterprise is we mean business, and we're certainly not here in this crummy town of Pittsburgh to play games...everybody knows that the Ravens are the best team in the NFL today. But other than that, Dynamic Dudes, if you as so much as set foot on the protective padding during our match...we'll set you two straight once and for all. Howard: That's right Dynamic Doo-Doos. We've worked long'n hard for this title shot, and we ain't gonna have it spoiled by you two simps. Now, Perfectly Garbage Duo, we hope you're prepared for the beatings of your miserable lives...because "Smash" is mad....and when smash is mad...well let's just say somebody's gonna be in for a "Howard Heartbreak"!!! Reba Kola: There you have it folks, Entrepeneurs, Inc. representing The Enterprise Industries ready for their big title shot against AICW World Tag Team Champions, The Perfectly Perfect Duo! Back to you Dan! Dan: Thanks Reba! Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the AICW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! (loud cheers) Introducing first, the challengers........ (Loud boos emerge from the crowd as "Entrepeneurs Inc Theme Song" begins to play) Andy: From Washington DC and Yonkers New York, they are being accompanied to the ring by "Elegant" Johnny Edwards and The CEO, they are the number one contenders for the AICW World Tag Team Titles and they are representing The Enterprise, weighing in at a total combined weight of 514 pounds, here is "Brilliant" Brain Walters and "Smashing" Scott Howard, the team of ENTREPENEURS INC! Dan: Here comes the challengers! Brian Walters and Scott Howard making their way to ringside as this crowd showing their approval, or rather DISAPPROVAL of the number 1 contenders! Walters and Howard arguing back with some of the fans, and I have to say, Three Rivers Stadium is probably the LOUDEST place we have ever held a Pay Per View! James: Naw dawg! If you would have heard SENSUOUS SAMANTHA in my hotel room last night, you would know baby what loud is all about! Dima: Yes...when she placed her huge American girth on your puny American body, you Mr Mack was making the noise! Dan: While Enterpeneurs Inc makes their way towards the ring, let's take a look at the tale of the tape! (We see a split screen showing an image of the AICW Tag Champs, The Perfectly Perfect Duo on the left, and the challengers and number 1 contenders, Entrepeneurs Inc on the right. Rows of stats overlap the images.) Dan: As you can clearly see there, The Perfectly Perfect Duo are both about the same height and weight area, 6'5, 260-265. Walters is the smaller man here, only 6'2 and 237, and Howard, the big man at 6'5 and almost 280 pounds. Both members of the duo wrestle similar styles, very proficient technically, and they are the masters at good tag team coordination. Walters is going to have to rely on his speed and quickness to be able to stop the PPD, while Howard is going to have to show his strenght and power. The Perfectly Perfect Duo like to wear their opponents down and execute that Perfectly Perfect Execution. No tag team in the AICW has ever gotten up after that, so The Entrepeneurs are going to have to avoid that at all cost! The Entrepeneurs have a devestating move of their own, The Stock Market Crash, and they would love to see PPD's title reign crashing after that manuever. Both teams have excellent records, The Perfectly Perfect Duo with an incredible 15 wins, only 2 losses, and 3 non decisions, while Entrepeneurs Inc, while much less experienced, still with a great record, 5 wins compared to only 1 loss. Both teams have their stables behind them, PPD with Bad Boy Inc behind them, while Entrepeneurs Inc have The Enterprise to watch their back. This is going to be a tag team classic! James: No doubt! No dobut! (takes a sip from his St Ides) Dima: Dan, you talk too much! Shut up, before I crush you! Dan: Entrepeneurs Inc in the ring warming up and now it's time to introduce the champs! Andy Burton: And, now their opponents . . . [As usual, Andy Burton is then cut off by a song. "The Look" by Roxette blasts throughout the arena as the lights dim and small pink heart lights shine around the arena. Suddenly Sensuous Samantha steps out from behind the curtains as the crowd goes wild. She's wearing a long silver skirt that goes down to her ankles as well as a light blue acetate shirt, and a pair of heels the same color as her shirt. She has her hair down on her shoulders and also has small butterfly clips holding back the sides. On her right shoulder she has a purse that matches the skirt. She grins and dodges the fans as she climbs up on the apron. Burton sits on the ropes for her as she climbs in the ring and spins around. She then takes the microphone from Burton and begins walking around the ring.] Sensuous Samantha: Hey, PITTSBURGH, that's going down tonight? [crowd pop] Well, as part of Bad Boy Inc. I must say that I am pleased to be out here to introduce to you the best tag team in the world. Ladies and gentleman ... did you personally think that Sensuous Samantha could pass the opportunity of announcing the most PERFECT tag team in not only the AICW but the known world! They're 33 time tag team champions ... from PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, weighing in at combined weight of 525 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. The reigning American Internet Championship Wrestling tag team champions of the woooorld, Lance and Max Studd, the PERFECTLY PERFECT DUOOOOOOOO! ["More Human Than Human" pumps the arena as the lights dim and silver missile fireworks begin to go off. Lance and Max pull the curtain back from the entrance way and begin to walk down the aisle to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Lance and Max both have new wresting attire on. Lance is dressed in a pair of silver colored trunks with "PPD" across the back in green lettering. He also has on his silver boots with green trim, knee pads, with green tassels and has his hair slicked parted down the middle. Lance has his AICW tag team title strapped across his waist. Max is dressed the same as Lance, only in yellow instead of the green. His hair is spiked up with gel; to only tell them apart of course. Max has his AICW tag team title strapped across his waist as well. Lance and Max both smile and Lance nods his head back and forth and they climb in the apron. Green and yellow fireworks go off and the music gets even louder. Sensuous Samantha looks at them both and smiles as they go to separate sides of the turnbuckle and raise their hands for the audience that cheers and boos them. Lance and Max then jump down and high five each other. Sensuous Samantha grins and pats both her boys on their backs.] Dan: And here are the champions! The longest reigning AICW World Tag Team Champions The Perfectly Perfect Duo! Like them or not, you have to respect them. They have held those titles for five months now, taking on and beating all challengers for the belts! Will Entrepeneurs Inc be just another victim? Or will they finally be the team to take those titles away from the champs? James: On the real, PPD are a bunch of HOMOS! But yo kid, they got that Samantha chick in their corner! And she's not going to allow these cats to lose baby! Dima: I agree with drunk boy from hood! Enterepeneus Inc are nothing more than CAPITALIST! They will NEVER win tag title! Dan: This is going to be a classic! Sensuous Samantha kissing her boys, Lance and Max Studd on the cheek and now she's taking the tag titles! That's what its all about! The AICW World Tag Team Titles! And look at Scott Howard flexing his muscles in the direction of Samantha as she turns her face up at him! These teams do not like each other one bit! James: But we all know how much Samantha LOVES Da Mack baby! Dima: Yes! They love to throw Mack TO THE DOGS! Dan: Calm down guys! Lance and Max doing their "rock, paper, scissors" thing and Lance, as usual wins as he steps into the ring. Enterpeneurs Inc talking it over and it looks as if "Smashing" Scott Howard will kick things off! Howard, a big man, at 277 pounds, but Lance no sloutch either at 260 as the two men lock up! Howard with the slight strength advantage backing Lance up against the ropes! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza asking Howard to break the hold and he does! And Howard with the boot to the chest, getting the cheap shot in! Howard raising his hands in the air in victory! And he charges towards Lance and NO!!! Lance moving out of the way and Scott Howard goes flying through the ropes onto the outside! And Lance Studd laughing at Howard from the inside and flexing his muscles to the delight of many of the ladies in the crowd! Dima: His muscles are puny when you compare them to the power of DIMA! James: You MUST be smokin! You ain't got nothin! Dan: Lance tagging out to Max as Scott Howard getting to his feet. And here comes MAX and BOO-YA!!!! Sucicide Plancha!!!! And The Perfectly Perfect Duo showing a little variation in their arsenel and that is one of the many reasons why they are the champs today! James: Yo man, the only reason why they the champs yo, is cause SAMANTHA got it going on baby! Dima: Yes! I understand that fat women are high in demand in America! James: Man, she look better than those big muscle bound woman you be hitting it up wit up in Russia son! Dan: Ok guys! That's enough of that! Max getting to his feet and he rolls big Scott Howard in. Max lays on top of him for the cover.........one........two.........and Howard kicks out! Scott Howard, a very big and very tough man indeed! Max bringing the big man to his feet and POKE TO THE EYE by Howard! Howard lifts him up and GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Impressive display of power and ability by Scott Howard right there as he goes for the cover.........one.........two........and Max with the kickout! Howard on his feet as Max getting to his feet as well. Howard waiting for Max and BIG CLOTHESLINE BY SCOTT HOWARD! What a move! James: Ahh, it wasn't ALL DAT! Dima: It was PATHETIC! A perfect example of the lack of athletism in the American athlete today! Dan: Howard bringing Max to his feet and he brings him over to his corner. Tags in Brian Walters and now Howard is holding Max as Walters hammers away on him! COME ON REF, DO SOMETHING! Referee De La Cerveza puting the count on Howard and Howard finally releasing Max Studd as Studd falls to the mat. Walters putting the boots to Studd on the mat. Enterpeneurs Inc in control as Walters brings Max to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes by Walters as Walters runs to the opposite ropes and TRIP BY SENSUOUS SAMANTHA!!! Sensuous Samantha purposely grabbing Walters by the foot and referee Ramon De La Cerveza giving her the warning! Lance and Max switching places behind the referee's back and Lance is now in control of the matchup! Dima: This PPD are experts at CHEATING! Just like ALL AMERICANS! James: Yo man, SHUT UP! Yo BREATH is kickin like VAN DAM!!! Dan: The match guys! Please! The CEO eyeing Samantha evilly and Samantha smiling innocently as Lane bringing Walters to his feet. And Lance applying a cross face chicken wing on Walters! Lance applying the pressure and Walters in trouble. Referee asking Walters if he wants to submit annnnnnnnnd WALTERS GETS TO THE ROPES! Lance now has to break the hold and he does. Lance from behind and GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE.................ONE..........TWO.........