Dan: Wow! What a great match! And... ("Master of Puppets" by Metallica begins to blare over the arena sound system.) Dan: OH NO! It seems that once again, we are going to be forced to listen to Mr. Y! (Mr. Y comes throught the crowd wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses over his mask. He hops over the barricade, and his foot gets caught in the steel, sending him face first to the floor.) Dan: Mr. Y having a little trouble! (Mr. Y stands up and dusts himself off. His glasses are shattered and mangled, and he tries to adjust them before finally giving up and tossing them aside. He enters the ring and looks around before reaching into his jacket and fumbling around for something.) Dan: Mr. Y looking for something now... (Mr. Y continues searching before finally pulling out a wireless microphone) Dan: OH NO! Mr. Y: (voice cracks) YEAH! That's right! I brought my own mic this time! That's right, my own mic! (fan's jeer) Dima: THIS IS SAD! Mr. Y: Hey, you people better (voice cracks) shut up! I'm (voice cracks) SICK of all this crap! I'm (voice cracks) SICK of it! I'm mad as hell, and I'm (shrieking) NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! (pauses as crowd jeers) Nope! Not gonna take it! See, for weeks now, I've had to put up with Kyle Bane and his (voice cracks) CRAP! I come out here to do an interview, and week after week that (voice cracks) LOSER interrupts me! That's right, that big, goofy (voice cracks) LOSER! He....he...(chokes up) Dan: Mr. Y having some breathing problems! Mr. Y: (voice cracks) He always has to (voice cracks) SCREW everything up! YEAH! See, this moron goes and...he comes and...goes and throws his little temper tantrums, and he pushes me around like he (voice cracks) owns the place! That's right, like he owns it! And then he has the nerve to kick me outta the Demonweb without so much as a goodbye! Yeah, well Kyle Bane, you can sit at home, and you can not return my phone calls, you can do whatever the hell you want! See how much I care! (pauses) Yeah, see how much! (voice cracks) NONE, that's how much! Yeah, that's right! (pauses and looks around) Not a bit! Dan: Mr. Y getting a lot off his chest here! Mr Y: (voice cracks) Don't screw with me, Bane! You'll get yours! I'm my own man now, and now I'm gonna...I'm gonna..yeah, I'm gonna beat your butt! That's right, I'm gonna beat your butt! And you know, I just might get in a few good licks tonight in that lumberjack match of yours...yeah, 'cause guess what, Kyle Bane? I'm a lumberjack! Yeah, that's right! I always wanted to be a lumberjack! (singing) I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day...(mumbles the rest of the tune) Dan: Mr. Y not well known for his singing abilities! Mr. Y: Now, I'm gonna be on Burke's side of the ring, but that's only so I can (makes exaggerated kicking motions) get...a...few...(voice cracks) LICKS...in! Yeah! That's right! Everybody else better just stay outta my way, or you'll get more o' the same! Yeah! That's whatcha get when ya (voice cracks) SCREW with Mr. Y! And another thing...(the sound fades out) Dan: Apparently, we, um....Mr. Y is having technical difficulties! (Mr. Y realizes his mic isn't working and looks at it, confused. He taps it and gets no sound.) Dan: Something has happened to Mr. Y's mic! (Mr. Y unscrews the bottom of the mic and slides the batteries out. He shakes them, looks at them, then tosses them over his shoulder and stomps the canvas angrily) Dan: Mr Y obviously frustrated by Kyle Bane kicking him out of The Demonweb! Up next, standing by is Reba Kola with the number 1 contenders for the tag team titles, Entrepenerus Inc! Go ahead Reba! Reba Kola: Thanks Dan! This is the moment we've all been waiting for...the showdown that's been two months in the making. The AICW Tag Team Title match-up between The Perfectly Perfect Duo,and Entrepeneurs, Inc...but first, we have words from Dr. James St. Andrews, reknowned professional athlete doctor. Dr. St. Andrews, what is the status on "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott? St. Andrews: Due to several nagging injuries further aggrivated in "The Deadly Cyn's Match" between Troy Walcott and Oswald Bates...I am restricting Troy from wrestling for the next few weeks. Reba Kola: Wow!! What a bombshell! What are the injuries...how long will he be out of action. The fans want to know... St. Andrews: It's still pretty early, but a concussion suffered in his match with Alex Raptor about a month ago was reaggrivated as well as cracked vertabrae in two places as a result of the cage falling onto him. Mr. Walcott also tore a small ligament in his right leg when falling from the ladder. We are trying to specualte as best as possible, but at this juncture in time, it is safe to say Mr. Walcott should be back in action in no less than 4-5 months. Now he will require surgery on that torn ligament which will take place Tuesday morning. He will also undergo rehabilition about a week after the surgery. His condition will be updated when we get them, and we will be sure to inform everyone of his progress. Reba Kola: What a bombshell!! "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott out 4-5 months! Now I'm standing here with his so called "associates" "Brilliant" Brian Walters and "Smashing" Scott Howard. Now gentlemen, as you two have said, this match has been about 4 months in the making, you two have never met The Perfectly Perfect Duo before, and tonight you guys have a "golden" opportunity to take those coveted "straps" as you call them, away. but before we get comments, I'd like to take you and everyone else back...to how this entire feud began...Let's take you back to February 7th on Saturday Night Heat... ------> Dan: Me too! Coming up, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott said that this Saturday Night, on Heat, he would beg The Perfectly Perfect Duo to join his stable! Knick Man: Troy must really want these boys bad! I would NEVER beg someone to join anything with me! Dan: Alright, let's go to Andy Burton! Andy: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I would like to introduce to you, led to the ring by their lovely manager, "Sensuous" Samantha ("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie begins to play) here are the AICW Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, Max Studd, Lance Studd....THE PERFECTLY...PERFECT...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!! (Lance, Max, and Sensous Samantha make their way down to ringside.) Announcer: And now, ladies and gentlemen, led to the ring by his bodyguard, Executive, and manager "Elegant" Johnny Edwards, and accompanied by fellow "Enterprise" members, "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio, and "Ravishing" Ray Richards, here is the AICW Television Champion, and the self-proclaimed showstopper...."PRETTY BOY"....... TROOOOOOOOOOYYYYY WAAAAAAAALLLLLCCCCOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!! (The five men enter the ring. As Troy moves towards the announcer he snatches the microphone away, and the rest of "The Enterprise" stand in one corner of the ring. The PPD are in Troy's face) Walcott: Ladies and gentlemen, for an entire month now, you have seen me ask patiently, search non-ceasingly, and look high and low for the best tag team in the AICW! I have asked the PPD to join my elite stable, however, you guys have given me the run-around for the last month. Okay, so where does that leave us? Well, on national TV, on the last edition of The Daily Grind, you two said that you would consider joining my stable if I got out here on my knees and begged for the hottest tag team in the AICW. At first I said, BEG? THE SHOWSTOPPER BEG?, but then I said, I can beg for The PPD. So ladies and gentlemen. Like I promised, after I get down on my knees and beg, the best tag team in the world today shall be apart of the best stable in the world. So without further ado...(PBT drops to one knee, and the crowd begins to look on in disbelief)... Walcott: PPD, will you please... .......I CAN'T DO IT!!!! ("Elegant" Johnny Edwards and Chris Del Rio pats him on the back and shows a sign of compassion. Lance and Max Studd strut around and look at each other in awe) Walcott: Okay, okay, okay!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I want to assure you, that the only reason that I am gonna get on my knees and beg, and this will never ever happen again, is because I want the best damn tag team in the world, I want champions in my stable...so without further ado (he drops down to both knees in front of The PPD and clasps his hands as if begging...) Walcott: Lance Studd.....Max Studd.....will you two please........ (he pauses for a long time and looks around) (he continues) ...will you two please GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! (the crowd cannot believe what PBT just said, The PPD look confused and walk up on PBT. Max Studd grabs PBT by the shirt and the crowd screams "hit him!" "hit him!" Max: What the hell are you talking about PBT?!?!? (two men are coming out of the crowd dressed in street clothes... The PPD doesn't see them! They pick up and chairs and enter the ring...) Walcott: I promised that the best tag team in the world would join my stable, and here they are.... (...Instantly, one man NAILS MAX STUDD ACROSS THE BACK!!! Lance turns around WHAMM!!!!! The other guy nails him!! "Sensuous" Samantha is screaming!!!) Walcott: ME BEG FOR YOU!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!! (PBT is yelling hysterically at the hurt PPD. The entire "Enterprise begins to stomp and batter the helpless PPD! Executive sets up Max for a powerbomb and drops him right in the center of the ring! One of the guys from the crowd is holding Lance Studd and the other one takes a wild swing at Studd with the chair and WHAMMM...he's busted open...he's bleeding.) Walcott: Ladies and gentlemen, PBT and The Enterprise wait for no one!!! (the onslaught continues, as officials come to the ring and try to break up the melee!.............) (.............after much commotion Lance and Max Studd are able to walk out of the ring, with help from Sensuous Samantha. Both men are bleeding pretty badly, and are busted wide open.) Lance: (he turns around and yells back at the ring) THIS AIN'T OVER!!!! (Lance tries to charge the ring, but officials hold him back and excort the PPD and Sensous Samantha back to the locker room.) Walcott: (The entire Enterprise is laughing) AHHHAHHH HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOOOOO...Oh...I am so sorry that was too funny!!! Did you see the look on their faces...do you think I would actually beg those losers to join and elite alliance like this? Ray do you have something to say? Richards: Ah faghettabouit!!! (They all burts out into hysterical laughter again) Walcott: Layze, (trying to catch his breath) Ladies and Gentlemen...(pauses to laugh again) I am sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the two newest members of "The Enterprise".... (in an extremely serious voice) Walcott:(the two men stand on either side of him)...to my left, the brains behing this whole entire "Enterprise" shindig... "BRILLIANT" BRIAN WALTERS!!!!! (Del Rio, Richards, Edwards, and Executive all applaud as Walters takes a bow and raises his arms) and to my right...the man with so much muscles, he's got muscles...on his muscles...."SMASHING" SCOTT HOWARDS!!!! (the crowd begins to boo loud as the rest of The Enterprise" claps and shakes hands)..... Walcott: Ladies and Gentlemen...feast your eyes right here, and for those of you at home, listen up....you're looking at the next AICW World Heavyweight Tag Team champions.... "ENTREPENEURS INCORPORATED"!!!!!!! (Walcott raises their arms and pats them on the back as the entire "Enterprise" exit the ring to their theme music) Dan: What a cowardly act by The Enterprise and their new addition, Entrepeneurs Inc! Knick Man: Well if PPD were THAT stupid, to believe that Troy would beg, then they got what was coming. Dan: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to take a commercial break. We'll be right back. <------- Walters: Yes I do remember that day. And twas a joyful day it was. Lance and Max Studd, i'm sure you two both realize the importance of this match as do we. We've never even set foot in the same ring since that day, and now, what has got to be the tag team title match of the year. It's no secret who you guys have beaten. And we've steamrolled through our preliminary competition as well, but time is of the essence, and my friends...your time as AICW World Tag Team Champions...has expired Howards: Yeah, we remember that day...and Troy was right...you people are looking at the next AICW World Tag Team Champions...face it. We've got the brains and the brawn to do it. Studd Bros. we ain't underestimating you two at all, we know what you're all about! We've watched the films, and studied your moves and all that carp, and we're sure you two have done the same thing. But remember one thing, you underestimate Entrepeneurs, Inc., and it'll be the gravest mistake you two have ever made. Now we're coming to fight, and we're gonna bring everything we got to take those straps away from you two and just like we.... Reba Kola: (interrupting)...wait, there's more...just to be fair to the PPD...they did get you back in case you forgot....Let's take you back to Saturday Night Heat....