Dan: Vic going to work on Chandler! What a setup this was! Garibaldi stomping away on the Stone! He never saw that coming! James: Yo, I tried to warn him! Dima: Hmph! You did nothing of sort! Dan: 8 Ball absolutely relentless thus far! He picks up Chandler and whips him to the ropes! Nice back elbow smash by Vic! Stone hits his head hard on the way down, but he gets right back up! Garibaldi catches him...ATOMIC DROP!! Chandler holding his backside, and 8 Ball takes him off his feet with a clothesline!! Vic drops a quick elbow and goes for the first cover of the match! ONE.....NO! Only a one count! Garibaldi setting up Stone's legs! OH NO! THERE'S THE CORNER POCKET! 8 Ball is trying to end this one quickly!! Dima: GOOD! More time to drink vodka than pay attention to match! James: Yeah! I be drinkin' down my ghetto juice! Dan: Vic setting up Chandler, and he locks him in The Shakedown!!! Garibaldi has THE SHAKEDOWN on him!! 8 Ball looking to put him away already! Stone scrambles to grab the ropes, and he does!! Referee Peter Kaplan forcing Vic to break the hold, and he does! Chandler scrambles out of the ring, and he's looking a bit frustrated! James: That's because I gave Erin the night of her life! I rocked that ghetto bootie allllll night long! Dan: What's this?! The Stone has a big grin on his face, and he's grabbed a microphone! Stone hopping up on the apron, motioning for Garibaldi to stand back! THE STONE: Hold on a minute, Vicky! I didn't want to have to do this to you, but you've pushed The Stone over the edge. The Stone has searched far and wide, through cities all over the planet in order to right the wrongs of one man. You see, we live in a society where the isn't always justice. Where the men with money, power, and a family or some big corporation behind them get away with murder. The Stone being the philanthropic guy he is has decided to reverse this. The Stone believes that one man can make a difference and tonight I start with one of the most heinous criminals to ever step foot in a wrestling ring. "8 Ball" tonight you get put in the corner pocket for good. Tonight you face history. Tonight, The Stone reunites you.....WITH HER!!!!!!!! Dan: Erotic Erin?!! WHAT?! Wait! Who is that with Erin?! Dan: Garibaldi is in shock! Who is this woman?! THE STONE: Look into the eyes of the woman that you used and abused so long ago. Look into the eyes of the heart you broke with the knowledge that tonight your the one that is getting smacked and sent to the back and The kind Stone is doing it all FOR HER!!!! Dan: OH NO! That must be 8 Ball's ex!! OH NO! The Stone just nailed Vic! Chandler stomping away! This is insane, but what a shock! James: Yo! That's that shortie from the tailgate party! I was skeezin' that ho the whole time! Dima: Only us RUSSIANS are truly "skeezy!" Dan: Stone picks up Garibaldi, and he whips him to the ropes. Chandler nails him with a big boot! Now the Stone drops the leg! There's a non-chalant cover by Chandler! ONE.....NO! 8 Ball kicks out! You're gonna have to do more than that to put Vic away! Chandler standing up very arrogantly, bringing Garibaldi to his feet. Stone sets him up for what looks to be a Stoneykick! He goes for it! 8 Ball ducks! Vic with a chance, and he takes Chandler down with a vicious clothesline! Garibaldi has a look of intense fury in his eyes, like we've never seen from him! He's punching away on the Stone!! 8 Ball unrelenting!! He's letting his frustrations out now!! He can't believe what Chandler has done, and now he's making him pay for it! James: Yo! He's just jealous of THE MACK because I gots MADD ho's on my jock! Mad hoes! Dan: Vic slamming the Stone's head against the mat repeatedly! We've never seen Garibaldi this downright angry! 8 Ball standing up, and he's raising his arms in victory! Chandler is on his knees, begging for mercy! Dima: Beg like the pathetic American you are! Dan: I don't think Vic is about to show the Stone any sympathy! He moves in for the kill, but Chandler rolls out to the outside! Garibaldi right out after him, and he's chasing him around the ring! Stone is running for his life against an ANGRY 8 Ball! James: Yo, I be the king of the 8 Ball! You know what I'm sayin'? Dima: NO! Dima does not know what you say! You are pathetic, blabbering American IDIOT! Dan: Chandler continuing to run away, and OH NO! He just hid behind her!! He's hiding behind Vic's ex! Garibaldi has stopped dead in his tracks!! James: Yo! Knock that b!t@# on her @$$! Dan: HOW LOW IS THIS?! Stone shoves her into 8 Ball, and follows it in with a right hand! Vic didn't have it in him to hit her! Dima: He is weak man! Dan: Chandler taking it to Garibaldi on the outside! Erotic Erin is distracting referee Peter Kaplan so that Stone can continue this barrage! OH MY! Chandler just kicked 8 Ball in the groin! What a low cheap shot from a low man! James: I bet he gets more @$$ than you, so I'd just shut up if I was you! Dan: Stone with an armringer, followed up by a savate kick to the ribs! Nice move! OH NO! BOO-YAA!!! Chandler picked up a steel chair and cracked it across Vic's back!! That had to hurt! Stone continuing the onslaught! He lays the chair on the concrete, and sets up Garibaldi! BOO-YAA! OH MY! He nailed him with a rocker dropper right on the chair! James: Yo, look at Erin's ghetto bootie! Dima: Dima gets most bootie in Russia! James: No, you only be gettin' the FAT bootie! Like heavyweight $#!t! Dan: That's enough! Chandler brings 8 Ball to his feet, and he's laying him against the ringpost! What's he doing?! Stone has the golf club!!! Chandler Stone: FORRRRE! Dan: Chandler takes a swing at Vic!!! OH MY!! Garibaldi moved away at the last moment, and the head of the golf club broke off as it hit the ringpost, and I think it may have knocked the Stone out! He's bleeding from his forehead, and 8 Ball now with a chance to capitalize! James: Yo, I'm gonna capitalize on Erotic Erin tonight, and see if Vic's little friend can come along too! Dan: Garibaldi gets to his feet, and he pulls Chandler to his feet, and sets him up over the chair! BOO-YAA!! 8 Ball plants the Stone into the chair with a front face DDT! Perfectly executed! Chandler's bleeding even more profusely now! Dima: Us Russians.....we are trained to drain a man of his blood! Dan: Vic peels him up off the concrete, and rolls him back in the ring! Garibaldi looking to tire Stone out now! He applies a cross-face chicken wing! 8 Ball's got it on good! Chandler struggling to break free, but Vic holding on! Referee Peter Kaplan checking for the submission, but Stone holding on! James: Yo! Check out that shortie in the crowd! Dan: Will you two pay attention to the match?! James: Match? What match? Dan: Garibaldi breaks the hold, and now he's stomping away on Chandler's back! 8 Ball pulls him up, and whips him to the ropes! Reverse elbow catches the Stone right in the kisser! Vic goes to the ropes, and he drops a big elbow...NOBODY HOME! Chandler, very resilient, rolls out of the way, and Garibaldi hits the mat hard! Both men slowly making ther way back to their feet, and BOO-YAA! Stone plants a beautiful dropkick right in 8 Ball's face! Both men jump back up, and Chandler with a side-headlock into a bulldog!! Stone on a roll! No pun intended! He rolls Vic over for the cover! ONE.....TWO..... NO! Garibaldi kicks out! Chandler grabs the legs, he may be setting up for a scorpion deathlock! OH NO! Stone drops a headbutt to the groin!! He's waiting in the corner, hoping to set up for a Stoney Kick!! BOO-YAA!!! 8 Ball gets up and gets knocked right back down with a Stoney Kick!! Chandler parading around the ring in celebration! Now he turns his attention back to Vic, setting him up for the STONE CUTTER!!! He goes for it!!! Garibaldi nails him with a low blow before he hooks it in!!! 8 Ball with another chance!! Stone bent over, and Vic connects with a rolling German suplex!!!! He looks like he may be going for the Corner Pocket!! Wait a minute!! What's this?! Dima: That is another one of those greasy Italians! Dan: GINO VALENTINI running full speed ahead down the aisle!! He's gonna attack Garibaldi and OH NO!!! Gino trips!!! He looks like he tripped on a camera wire!! James: Yo, he be a goofy mutha-f#@ka! And gullible too! Dan: Wait a minute! This was a setup!! Alex Raptor and Oswald Bates pulled the wire up!!! They're laying into him! Vic nails Chandler with the Corner Pocket!! He's gonna apply The Shakedown right in the center of the ring! What is this now?! Garibaldi's ex has jumped up on the apron, and she's screaming at 8 Ball!! Vic's ex: (overheard on camera) HIT ME AGAIN! YOU ENJOYED IT SO MUCH LAST TIME! Dan: I can't believe this! Garibaldi is in shock! He looks speechless!! Wait a minute! Stone is getting to his feet! BOO-YAA!! STONE CUTTER!!!! There's the cover! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this match, CHANDLER STONE! Dan: Chandler Stone will receive a title shot, and 8 Ball's ex is kicking him in the ribs!! Chandler pulls her out of the ring, and this is unbelieveable! James: Oh snap man! Vic got played by that shorty!