Dan: Fans, our first is the much anticipated tag team battle between Brandon Matthews and Daniel Lewis of the Triple Threat, and James Pillow and Shane Diamond of Bad Boy Inc.! These two teams have built up a much heated rivalry over the past several weeks, and tonight they will explode in the center of the ring! The heat between these two stables is enough to meltdown the ENTIRE Steel City!!! It started off with the respective managers, the AICW's First Lady Erotic Erin and her arch rival, Sensuous Samantha. In singles action, The Triple Threat have thrived, with Daniel Lewis getting the pinfall over Shane Diamond and Brandon Matthews getting a DQ win over James Pillow after slapping on his devestating Heartbreaker. However, this is a tag team match, and everyone knows this is where Sensuous Samantha is at her best. This match should answer once and for all who is the real "threat" in the AICW. Let's look at the tale of the tape! Dan: All four men about the same size and just about equal in all attributes of the game. In terms of height, Matthews and Lewis stand at 6' and 6' 1" respectively, while Shane Diamond stands 6' 1" and James Pillow, at 6' 4", the tallest of the four. The T3 team weighs in at a total combined weight of 464 pounds, while Pillow and Diamond weigh in at 460 pounds, so this is quite an equal match. As far as a winner, it's just too close to predict who will emerge victorious, although it may come down to who has more tricks up their sleeve! Let's go to the ring! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen...MISS JASMINE! ["Snapshot" by RuPaul plays over the arena as Miss Jasmine comes out from the back and the crowd goes wild with cheers and jeers. Miss Jasmine walks out from the back as purple fireworks go off. She's wearing a pair of black leather pants and a tight green shirt. Her hair is up in a ponytail. She dodges the fans, climbs in the ring and grabs a microphone.] Miss Jasmine: I am not here to bid everyone a good afternoon, because I am simply here to introduce to you the team that's going to kick TRIPLE THREAT'S @$$ES from here to LA! Maybe even farther. I am proud to bring you, the team of BAD BOY INC! First ... from PHOENIX, ARIZONA .. weighing in at 223 pounds... here is who I love and you can to, "THE DIAMOND" SHAAAANE DIAAAAAMOND! And, his partner, the wetness of every woman's dream. From Newport, Rhode Island, weighing in at 234 pounds .. Here is, JAMES "SIMPLY THE BEST" PILLOOOOW! And, then of course there me, Miss Jasmine. T3, from me to you, prepare to get beat, and Miss Erin McCoys, if I were you, I would stay on my own side of the ring because we wouldn't want you to be scared out of your panties. You've down that enough in your own day. [Miss Jasmine grins as the camera moves onto the entranceway where a piece of glass is over it with the letters "STB" shone on it, they disappear and are replaced with a huge Diamond which in turns fades away as the letters "BBI." appear as the glass then shatters and "WALK" by PANTERA BLARES over the arena and blue and gold smoke begins to pour out. James Pillow then emerges from the entrance, he has on long black tights with "I'M SIMPLY" up one leg and "THE BEST" up the other, a leather vest with "AS BAD AS I WANNA BE" on the back in gold letters, and a pair of black Armani sunglasses. He walks out and soaks up the boo's from the crowd then turns and points to the entranceway as Shane Diamond walks out and stands with his hands on his hips. "The Diamond" Shane Diamond struts out with a million dollar smile on his beautiful face. He's dressed in his wrestling attire that consists of long wrestling tights that are a color of his choice that night, as well as the same color vest. The vest has a picture of a huge Diamond on the back of it with the words, "THE DIAMOND" under it. He also has on his silver cross necklace and gold chain with "DIAMOND" as the word on it. His brown hair is spiked up with gel and has a fancy style to it. The two step into the ring and begin to pose as the light go down and gold fireworks shoot off around them. They then go over to Miss Jasmine who hands the mic to Shane with a smile on her face as he begins to speak as the music fades away. . .] Shane Diamond: Well, if it isn't the TRIPLE THREAT! Pardon me while I laugh my @$$ off! Well, T3, tonight is the night that we finally decide who's team is better than who's! T3, we've waited for this night tonight and we're going to be sure to take you out. You came into the AICW the same time we did ... you ran your mouths and you caused controversy and now. [grins] Now, we're going to settle this once and for all and there isn't a damned thing that any of you can do about it! Erin, stay on the outside because Miss Jasmine here is to prevent you from interfering. Lewis, we've got to unfinished business to deal with, so let's settle it now! Matthews ... we're going to let JAMES PILLOW take care of YOU! James Pillow: TTTTTTTTTTTT. . . .3! HA, HA!!! Mr. Matthews, and Mr. Lewis you boys sure have been able to talk the talk over the past few weeks. Unfortunately for you two talking just ain't gonna be enough to take down STB and the Diamond in the ring. Take a look at us We are Perfect to say the least. Myself and my good friend Shane are gona TCB-Take Care of Business in the ring, and of course Miss Jasmine will tear Erins little head off if she tries any of her "tricks" I know you boys are sitting in the back realizeing what you've gotten yourselves into. . .but it's too late, no backing out now. It's time to put up or shut up and I don't think you have what it takes to put up so we're just gonna have to shut you up. T3 Prepare to find out just why Bad Boy Inc is not only as Bad as we wanna be but also that we're SIMPLY THE BEST! [James Pillow smiles and throws down the microphone. He and Diamond give each other a high five and begin to warm up for the match.] Dan: Perhaps no stable as hated in the AICW as Bad Boy Inc! James: Damn! Where's Sam?! I was about to pet that bootie all night long! Dima, you take Miss Jasmine! She's wack! Dima: She is PATHETIC! Perfect for pathetic little man like you! Andy: Their opponents, led to the ring by the FIRST LADY of the AICW, Erotic Erin, at a total combined weight of 464 pounds, representing the Triple Threat, here are "HOT PROPERTY" BRANDON MATTHEWS AND "DEVASTATING" DANIEL LEWIS!!! Dan: Matthews and Lewis entering to a surprisingly positive reaction. T3 isn't very loved either, but these fans seem to be supporting them! James: Nah yo! They be sayin' James, James, drink that 40 down! Dan: A small Erin chant building up around the ringside area, and Diamond and Pillow not too happy about that! Dan: It looks like Diamond is going to start things off against Daniel Lewis. They lock up in the center of the ring, and Lewis pushes Shane into the corner! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza calling for a clean break, and surprisingly, he gets it! OH NO! We thought he got it, but Diamond snuck in a right hand! Shane nails him again! Diamond with a back elbow smash and he runs to the ropes. Shane jumps up...ASAI MOONSAULT off the ropes, and he takes down Lewis! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!! Over like that!! NO! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza says it was only a two! That was close! Lewis backing off into the corner as Diamond celebrates! Bad Boy Inc have certainly seemed to have done their homework, as they've looked impressive in the opening moments! Dima: DIMA always did his homework when he was young! James: You a geek Dima! I got all A's because I gave my teachers the big ole #!@k! Dan: That's disgusting! Lewis and Shane again locking up in the center of the ring, and Diamond lifts a knee! Irish whip to the buckle, reversed by Lewis! Diamond hits the buckle hard! Lewis charging in...OH NO!!! Shane with a back bodydrop and Lewis goes flying OVER the top rope to the outside!! That type of thing can end careers!! Matthews over to help his partner up, and bOO-YAA!!! Diamond flies over the top with a corkscrew plancha, taking out both men!! Shane up on his feet, and he pulls Lewis up and rolls him in the ring. Diamond in the ring now and he sets up Lewis. BOO-YAA!! Powerbomb right in the center of the ring! Shane laughing his head off and he makes the tag out to James Pillow! Pillow enters and covers Lewis right away! ONE.....TWO..... NO! Lewis kicks out! Amazing that he could after taking quite a beating! Pillow arguing with referee Ramon De La Cerveza, but that won't do him any good! Lewis struggling to make the tag to Matthews, and Pillow pulls him away! Bad Boy Inc trying to cut the ring in half, and they've been successful thus far! Pillow pulls Lewis to the corner, and he climbs the ropes! BOO-YAA!! Pillow with a moonsault! Nicely executed! Another cover! ONE.....TWO..... THR...NO! Lewis kicks out again! What resiliency! Pillow getting a bit frustrated, and he whips Lewis to the ropes! Frankenstiener attempt...BOO-YAA!!! Lewis turns it into a power bomb! That took the wind out of Pillow, and both men down on the mat! Dima: I took wind out of Erin last night! James: Yeah! You made her hold her breath when you BROKE wind! Dan: Lewis trying to make the tag as Pillow tags in Diamond! Diamond pulls Lewis away just at the last second! Matthews very eager to get involved! Shane sets up Lewis....BOO-YAA! He drops the leg right across his throat! Diamond now applies an STF!! Lewis is in big trouble! He's gonna have to make the tag to Matthews soon or this one will be over real quick! James: Yeah! Like Dima's wedding night! Dima: WHAT?! Dima not married! When did this happen?! Dan: Referee Ramon De La Cerveza checking for a submission, but Shane releases the hold as Lewis grabs the ropes! Diamond with a stomp to the back! Shane dragging Lewis to the center of the ring, and he's now applying a scorpion deathlock! Diamond trying to lock it in, but Lewis rolls him up!! ONE.....TWO.....NO! Shane kicks out! He drops a quick elbow and now pulls Lewis up! Irish whip and BOO-YAA!! Lewis comes off with a dropkick to the knee!! Diamond goes down, and he's now trying to prevent Lewis from tagging in Matthews! Lewis is close, and YES! He tags in a fired up Matthews! Hot Property pounding away on Shane, who staggers backwards! Matthews with a boot to the midsection, and BOO-YAA! He plants him with a DDT! James: Ladies, stay away from Dima! He'll plant y'all with an STD! Dima: What is STD? Dan: Hot Property distracting referee Ramon De La Cerveza on purpose, allowing Erotic Erin to choke Diamond with a towel! Miss Jasmine running around the ring, getting Erin to stop, and now Matthews back to the attack! He pulls up Shane...BOO-YAA! Nice version of the Stone Cutter by Hot Property, who now tags back in to Daniel Lewis! Lewis enters the ring, and immediately begins going to work! He pulls Diamond up, and nails him with a textbook backbreaker! Lewis with the cover! ONE.....TWO.....THREE!! NO! Only a two! That was very close! Shane is gonna have to tag in Pillow! Lewis pulls him up and BOO-YAA! He puts him down with a neckbreaker!! Lewis immediately yanks Diamond to his feet once again, and sets him up for a DDT! OH MY! Shane nails him with a low blow! Lewis slumps to the mat, and Diamond with a chance to make a big tag! James: Yo! I'z gots to go to the bathroom yo! Dan: Shane pulls Lewis up and takes him down with a flying clothesline! Diamond now makes a crucial tag to James Pillow! Lewis to his feet, but Pillow puts him down with a well-placed dropkick! Pillow pulls Lewis up, and BOO-YAA!! He nails him with a dragon suplex into a bridge! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!! YES!! NO! He didn't get him! Dima: Make up your mind puny American! Dan: Pillow makes the tag out to Shane Diamond, and holds up Lewis for Shane! BOO-YAA! Diamond nails him with a spinning heel kick! Pillow steps to the outside, and Shane sets up Lewis for a northern lights suplex! BOO-YAA!! No pin attempt there, but Diamond not letting up for a moment! Shane picks up Lewis and whips him to the ropes! Sleeperhold by Diamond!! He's got it hooked in good, and BOO-YAA!!! Lewis with a jawbreaker out of nowhere! Both men down!! James: James Mack back to attack up in dis piece!!! Hand me another 40! Dan: Both Lewis and Diamond crawling to their corners!! This is gonna be big tag for whoever makes it first! Listen to these fans!! OH! Pillow tags in and he's trying to stop Lewis......NO!!! Matthews makes the tag!!! Matthews going to work on Pillow!!! Irish whip by Matthews....FRANKENSTEINER into a pinning co..NO! Matthews rolls over on his right side!! What just happened?! He's clutching his right ankle! I think he may have landed on that right ankle wrong!!! Dima: He is a weak-boned American pig-dog! Dan: Here comes a doctor to ringside! He's wearing a surgeon's mask and he looks to be carrying some sort of boot with him! James: Da BOOT-EEE!!! Dan: The doctor is removing the Matthew's boot on the apron, and he's shaking his head! The doctor placing the other boot on Matthew's foot!! That must be some sort of orthopedic boot!! James: Ortho-what?! Dima: STUPID AMERICAN! Dan: Matthews is rolling back in the ring, trying very hard to stand! Bad Boy Inc is laughing at him!! Matthews struggling to stand as Pillow confidently moves in for the kill! This is a terrible blow to the Triple Threa..WHAT?!!!! Matthews just popped up and superkicked Pillow with his twisted ankle!?!!! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!!! Andy: The winners of this match, "HOT PROPERTY" BRANDON MATTHEWS AND "DEVASTATING" DANIEL LEWIS!!! Dan: I can't believe it folks! That was a ploy by...WAIT A MINUTE??!!! Who was that doctor then?!! The doctor is standing in the aisle with Matthews and Lewis!! He takes off the surgeon's mask and OH MY GOODNESS!!!! Dr. STONE?!!!! Chandler Stone has outsmarted Bad Boy Inc. once again!!! Pillow and Diamond getting into a verbal argument in the ring!! Miss Jasmine trying to calm her two men down!! James: Damn son! Bad Boy Inc is MADD DUMB!