Dan: Coming up next, we have Cesar Colon standing by ready to interview Bad Boy Inc! Take it away Cesar! [Cameras show Cesar Colon standing in the ring holding a microphone.] Cesar Colon: Thanks Dan! Ladies and gentleman, please welcome my guests right now! They're known around the world ... please welcome ... Bad ... [Suddenly a man dressed in a black suit walks into the ring and hands Cesar a piece of paper that looks something like a note-card. He looks down at the paper and then back up. The man leaves the ring and he begins to speak once more.] Cesar Colon: I'm sorry for that, ladies and gentleman. Let me introduce this right now ... this is the way that they want it. Introducing the greatest stable in not only the AICW but the world. The greatest forces in our sport today ... as follows. Being led to the ring by the brutal Miss Jasmine and the luscious Sensuous Samantha ... Shaun and Jonathan Riche from the Best of the Best! Not far behind them is one of the greatest wrestlers known to man ... the man of every woman's dreams, Shane Diamond! Next are the AICW tag team champions ... the most PERFECT tag team in the known world today ... all that and a Pepsi point ... Lance and Max Studd, the PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! And, last, but definitely not least ... the leader of this illustrious stable ... he's Simply the Best ... better than any Franchise in the AICW ... here is, James, "Simply the Best" Pilllllloooow! ["WALK" by Pantera blasts over the arena as the team of Bad Boy Inc emerge from the back. The lights dim and the song goes even louder as missile fireworks go off and Shaun and Jonathan Riche come from the back and stand with their hands on their hips. Shaun is wearing a green AICW sweatshirt and blue jean shorts while Jonathan is wearing a blue dress shirt and a pair of jeans. They come to the ring and behind them follow Shane Diamond and Miss Jasmine. Shane Diamond is wearing a purple silk shirt and a pair of Guess blue jean pants. He also has on his silver cross chain and a grin on his face. Miss Jasmine is wearing a red leather halter top and a pair of black leather pants. Her hair is in a high ponytail. Next is Lance and Max Studd. They're both wearing their wrestling tights and PPD shirts. Lance and Max both have their AICW Tag Team Titles on their shoulders. Behind them is Sensuous Samantha and James Pillow. Sensuous Samantha is on James' arm and he has a smile the size of Texas on his face. Sensuous Samantha is wearing long silver skirt that goes down to her ankles as well as a light blue acetate shirt, and a pair of heels the same color as her shirt. She has her hair down on her shoulders and also has small butterfly clips holding back the sides. James is wearing a new Bad Boy Inc. T-shirt that has the words, "The REAL Threat" on the back and his long wrestling tights. Shane Diamond suddenly stops and grabs a sign from a small boy that reads "A DIAMOND IS BETTER THAN A STONE ANYDAY!" The crowd continues their mixed reaction as they all enter the ring. Caesar smiles and walks over to greet Sensuous Samantha who is still waving at two young gentleman in the front row. He can barely get her attention.] Sensuous Samantha: [waving] Helloooooo, Pittsburgh! [Crowd pop.] Sensuous Samantha: It just feels so damn great to be here tonight ...Sensuous Samantha is living on cloud nine in front of all you fine specimens here in Pittsburgh! Since when did all guys become to good-looking? [winks and waves again] Cesar Colon: Okay, Samantha, you're a very popular lady ... we all know that, but tell me, what does Bad Boy Inc. have in store for all their competition tonight? Sensuous Samantha: [raises eyebrow] Competition? Competition? Since when did we have competition? We're Bad Boy Inc. We're the best around! We're not rowdy, rip-off rejects like the Triple Threat! We are THE Threat of the AICW and don't any of you forget that! Who cares about Erotic Erin's cronies? We're geared up and we're ready to go tonight here in the AICW. You better bet your bottom dollar that we're going to win tonight ... take home a win for every damn match. And, you know what the funny thing is? [laughs] Both our matches tonight are tag team matches, and well know that Sensuous Samantha specializes in tag team matches! That's my top priority and tonight, my friends, I am going to embark on something new, and that is by winning two tag team matches in a row! Bad Boy Inc. is nothing but total domination and that's a fact! [Crowd actually cheers as Miss Jasmine turns around and glares at them, but even she seems to be smiling. Shane Diamond, still holding his sign in the air that reads "A DIAMOND IS BETTER THAN A STONE ANYDAY!" walks over to Cesar and puts him around him. Colon grins.] Cesar Colon: Mr. Diamond, is there something that you'd like to say right now? Diamond: Yes ... yes there is! TONIGHT TRIPLE THREAT, we're walking away with a win! You know, earlier today I was sitting back in the green room having me a Mountain Dew when I overheard T3 going over their strategy! Let me tell you now, that it's nothing compared as to what we have in store for them tonight! The Diamond and James Pillow have so many tricks up their sleeves that we would be Merlin the Magician! And, the lovely Miss Jasmine would be our assistant. We've trained hard for this match and we're focused for it. Very focused. I couldn't be more focused! As everyone in this THREE RIVER ARENA knows ... T3 and Bad Boy Inc. HATE each other! [crowd cheers] So, regardless of whether we win or lose tonight ... well, we're going to win ... anyway, we're going to put on the best damn performance every tonight, because only the team of Pillow and Diamond can do that! We're ready to go, so Triple Threat, prepare to be taken out .... BAD BOY INC. STYLE, BABY! And, Stone ... read this poster and weep! [Diamond flashes the poster in front of the camera once more and Cesar turns to James Pillow.] Cesar Colon: Anything you would like to say, Mr. Pillow? James Pillow: WOOOOOOOO DAWGY!! HA, HA! It's May 31st, the best day of the year cause on this day 24 years ago the man that would revolutionize the wrestling world, the day that "SIMPLY THE BEST" was brought into this world, and what a grand night it will be. I'm gonna celebrate my birthday in STYLE by taking down T3. Myself and the Diamond are going on a rampage in that ring tonight, no one is safe from Bad Boy Inc. Matthews, Lewis you two are in for the fights of your lives. You can come out and talk big, saying how you're gonna "destroy us" and all that, but we all know behind that little mask of courage you're nothing but a couple scared little boys. Scared because you know that you don't have what it takes to defeat THE two GREATEST wrestlers in the history of this sport. Lewis and Matthews we HATE you, and we KNOW that you hate us just as much. But it's a matter of who can use that hate to their advantage, and myself and The Diamond are just great at doing that and tonight T3 [laughs] Matthews, Lewis, you're gonna get an ass whipping Bad Boy Style and if Erin decides to stick her nose in the match [points to Miss Jasmine] You'll get a beating Big B!&%# Style! [James flexes his muscles and puts his arm around Sensuous Samantha. Lance Studd steps up to the microphone.] Lance Studd: I myself don't have too much to say right now, but I am sure having fun! Now, tonight we're taking on Entrepreneurs Inc. and we want to wish them luck right now ... good luck on losing! That's all there is to it. I could stand here and preach all day about how the Perfectly Perfect Duo are the best tag team in the world and all this other good stuff, but I don't want to bore you more than I already have. Face it guys, these titles here belong to Bad Boy Inc. and you're not taking them away. As cheap as it may sound ... we're the champions and we're proud of it! We walked in winners and that's how we plan on walking outta this joint ... nothing but winners! AMEN! TAKE IT, BROTHER MAX! Max Studd: Yeah, baaaaby, BAD BOY INC. IN THE HOUSE! [crowd cheers] Now, as Lance said, we walked in winners, and we're walking out winners! Entrepreneurs Inc. are nothing but another "challenge" to us. A good challenge, yes, but nothing that we can't handle because we're pumped and ready to go! James and Shane are taking out the Triple Threat while the Perfectly Perfect Duo are retaining the titles. We're going to be going down to Club Erotica tonight after we win. Hey, maybe we'll end up seeing Erotic Erin there dancing! [grins] Enough about her ... Entrepreneurs Inc. we're more than ready and remember, you can run but you can't hide because the Perfectly Perfect Duo are READY OR NOT! Cesar Colon: Sensuous Samantha, any last comments? Sensuous Samantha: But, of course ... Sensuous Samantha is going to lead Bad Boy Inc. to two straight wins tonight ... we can't be stopped, so no one best even try. See you guys later tonight! ["Walk" by Pantera blasts again over the loudspeakers as Bad Boy Inc. leave the ring.] Cesar Colon: Bad Boy Inc sure looks confident to me! Back to you Dan!