Dan: Ice Cold is ready! And look, Erotic Erin has returned to the broadcasting booth! Let's go to Andy! Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First......... (Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" plays loudly in the background) Andy Burton: Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his manager, DJ Slam, and his stable, BLACK POWER, from New York City, weighing 230 pounds, MARTIN X! Dan: And here comes the members of Black Power as this sold out crowd is booing very loudly! Well, would you look at this? Martin X has his arm in a cast! Just last Thursday on The Daily Grind, his arm was fine! Now it's broken! Dima: He is puny! Real Men like DIMA don't need a cast! Erin: BLACK POWER! BOOO! HISS! BOOO! HISS! HISS! Dan: The members of Black Power are all in the ring now. They are lifting their arms up in the air..... All 5 Men: BLACK POWER! Dan: Martin X just shoved Andy Burton. And he's taking the microphone. Martin X: Why don't you all SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! The BLACK MAN, has something to say! (The crowd boos extremely loud) Martin X: As you can plainly see, I will not be able to wrestle tonight against Ice Cold! I really wanted to kick his white wanna-be behind! I really did! But unfortuantely, I got into a little "accident." However, being the great man that I am, the show will go on! And I have found a suitable replacement to give Ice Cold the beating that he deserves! My replacement will be no other than THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM! Dan: Referee Thripaq taking a quick glance at the arm and he's allowing it! He didn't even get a good look at it! Dima: He doesn't need to! He is intelligent, unlike you filthy Americans! Erin: Someone shut him up.. I'm getting a headache here. (The crowd boos even more as The Shogun steps up to the mic and Martin X hands him the mic) Shogun: Am I the meanest? Black Power: Sho Nuff! Shogun: Am I the prettest? Black Power: Sho Nuff! Shogun: Am I the baddest cat, all around this town? Black Power: Sho Nuff! Shogun: Who am I? Black Power: THE SHOGUN! Shogun: Yes! The SHOGUN OF HARLEM! Ice Cold, bring your black behind down here now, so the whole world can watch me snap this jive fool in TWO! Cause I AM THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM AND I AM THE MASTER! (The Shogun throws a kick in Andy Burton's direction which comes within one centimeter from his head. The Shogun then hands Burton the mic) Andy Burton: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 350 pounds, here is ICE COLD! Dan: And this capacity crowd is on their feet as Ice Cold makes his way to the ring. He looks intense as he claps the hands of some of the fans at ringside! Ice Cold is in the ring now and the members of Black Power scatter like mice! Ice Cold is hammering away on The Shogun like a rag doll! He sends him to the ropes, and BIG CLOTHESLINE BY ICE COLD! Ice Cold picking him up and he sends him to the turnbuckle! Ice Cold comes charging in, but The Shogun moves out of the way, and Ice Cold hits the buckle hard! Erin: Ouchy... THAT'S gonna leave a mark Dima: That could never hurt the great Dima! Dan: The Shogun with a kick to the head of Ice Cold! Shogun with another kick to the midsection. And now The Shogun catches him with a viscious savate kick, knocking the big man off his feet! The Shogun going for the early pin..............one................two............NO! Ice Cold kicking out. The Shogun now slaps on a headscissors submission. Ice Cold struggling to get out, and OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF ICE COLD! HE'S GETTING UP AND PICKING SHOGUN UP WITH HIM! AND BOO-YA! Ice Cold drops him like a bad habit! This man is powerful! Dima: Him? Ha! Only RUSSIANS are powerful! Erin: I know something else that Russians are but I WON"T get into that right here. It would be unladylike of me to speak any further about it! Dan: Ice Cold picking the big man up and BEAUTIFUL ATOMIC DROP! And here comes ICE COLD AND BOO-YA! Ice Cold catches Mr Nuff with a running forearm and down goes the self-professed Master! Ice Cold goes for the cover.................one..................two......................three! No! The Shogun getting that left shoulder up! Ice Cold slapping on a half boston on the Shogun and The Shogun screaming out in pain! Thripaq checking for the submission, but The Shogun isn't giving up! DJ Slam pushing the ropes and The Shogun grabs the ropes! Referee Thripaq now forcing Ice Cold to release the manuever. Erin: Ice Cold.. reminds me of a beer. Dan, wanna join me and the new tag team champions for a cold one after the show? Dima: How about you join me for some Voka Erin? Erin: Dima, sorry I don't date PATHETIC Russians. Besides, my boyfriend wouldn't apperciate it Dan: Would you two cut it out? Ice Cold letting go of the move. He picks him up and NICE BACKBREAKER! Ice Cold now picking him up again and PILEDRIVER! And Ice Cold is rocking as this capacity crowd is on their feet. Ice Cold picking him up and ATOMIC DROP TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! And Ice Cold leaps through the ropes and catches The Shogun of Harlem with a flying clothesline! The Shogun is down and Ice Cold is hammering him with a series of punches! Oh no! Here comes Martin X! He knocks Ice Cold over and is now kicking him in the ribs. Martin X picking him up and NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! I knew his arm wasn't hurt! Dima: He has been healed! It's a miracle! Erin: One of the oldest tricks in the book. My Grandfather, "Wildman" Rodger McCoys INVENTED that ploy! Dan: Martin X continues to hammer away on Ice Cold. But look at this! Argie Otero is on her way down to the ring! Martin X doesn't see her and he is smiling. He lifts his arm in the air with defiance and screams "Black Power" Martin X turns around and ARGIE IS THERE! Martin X is shocked out of his mind! Meanwhile Ice Cold has recovered and he has Shogun up in the air! THERE IT IS!!!!!!! Cool as Ice!!!! Ice Cold with the cover.............. One............................. Two............................. Three! Ice Cold wins the match! Andy Burton: The winner of the match...........ICE COLD! Dan: But Argie Otero is whispering something in Andy's ear. Andy now has the mic! Andy Burton: I just been informed by the commishiner that Martin X WILL face Ice Cold and he will do it RIGHT NOW! Dan: Oh My God! Unbelieveable! Martin X will wrestle, and he will do it right now! Ice Cold to the outside and he clotheslines X from behind! Ice Cold taking off Martin X's cast! Ice Cold now grabbing X and he rams his head against the steel railing! Cold taking X and he pushes him into the steel steps! Martin X is hurt and Ice Cold showing no mercy on him whatsoever! Erin: These Black Power people.. Makes me sick! Dima: American women make me sick! Dan: Ice Cold now rolling X into the ring. Ice Cold getting in and he picks him up. Oh NO! Martin X with the low blow! What a cheater! X with the kick to the midsection. X now grabbing Ice Cold and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! X going for the pin...................one.....................two............ .............NO! Cold able to kick out! X picking him up off the mat! He sets him up and NECK SNAP takes him down to the mat. Martin X now stomping continuously on the falling Ice Cold! Like him or hate him, the man knows what he's doing in the ring! Dima: He's good! But the great DIMA is better! Erin: Dima, I do NOT know who you are trying to impress here. You are old enough to be my Grandfather and HE could kick your @$$! Dan: Let's be professional here! Martin X now going to the top ropes! Ice Cold is recovering. Ice Cold on his feet! X off the top ropes and FLYING DROP KICK puts the big man back on his back! Martin X picking him up and he sends Ice Cold to the outside! And here comes Martin X and FLYING HONKY SMASHER! Martin X catches him with that patent Flying Elbow Smash and Ice Cold is on the floor! Martin X now lifting his fist up in the air! Oh brother! Martin X: BLACK POWER! Dima: RUSSIAN POWER! Erin: Oh God... Shoot me now. Dan: Would you two stop it! Thripaq not even bothering to count! What's with this guy? Martin X now picking the big man up and BODY SLAM to the outside! And Martin X flexing, making fun of Ice Cold! And Martin X coming over here! Erin: If he comes near me I will put my cigar out in his face! (Martin X pushes Dima out of his seat and sits down) Martin X: You see that punks? That's what the BLACK MAN can do! I told you all that Black Power was taking over this federation but you wouldn't believe me! Erin, you stupid white trick..... Erin: w... Martin X: SHUT UP AND SHOW RESPECT FOR THE BLACK MAN! Your boys are going to get the same treatment when The Nubian Warriors kicks the white outta them and PPD! Because we are proud to be black and we are going to paint the whole AICW Black! And there ain't nothing you honkys can do about it! (Martin X stands up and raises his fist in the air) Martin X: BLACK POWER Erin: Man.. his breath stinks. Give that gentleman a tic tac Dima: (Getting back into his chair) He is lucky I had mercy on him or else I would have crushed him! Dan: Martin X picking up Ice Cold. He rolls the beaten Cold back into the ring. Martin X picking Cold up, and a LOW BLOW! Martin X grabs him and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Ice Cold is in serious trouble now! Martin X giving the signal And there it is!!!! THE SOUNDS OF BLACKNESS!!!! Nobody breaks out of this manuever! Erin: Oh..yeah.. I...can..barely..contain...myself... Dima: I could break out of it! Dan: Martin X has the manuever locked on tight and its right in the center of the ring! Ice Cold trying to break out of it, but it's not going to happen! Martin X applying more pressure! But look at this! Ice Cold trying to power his way out of the move! Ice Cold using his strength to try and lift Martin X off of his back! Martin X trying to apply more pressure, but Ice Cold using more of his strength! He almost has him up and OH MY GOD! I can't believe this! Ice Cold has done a push up and has broken out of the SOUNDS OF BLACKNESS! Nobody has ever been able to do that! And look at the fear on Martin X and BOO-YA! Ice Cold drops Martin X on his back! Dima: I could have did that! Erin: Dima.. you couldn't even break out of a paper bag no less a wrestling move Dan: Martin X is scared out of his mind! Ice Cold going after him, but DJ Slam just pulled Ice Cold out of the ring. Martin X is running to the back and Thripaq is counting. FIVE........SIX.......SEVEN.......EIGHT......NINE .........TEN! Martin X has been counted out! (DING, DING, DING) Andy Burton: The winner of the match, as a result of a countout, ICE COLD! Dan: Ice Cold victorious over Martin X! I have never seen such power! He broke out of Martin X's finisher! Unbelieveable! Erin: Just like Black Power to run away and hide. Pathetic Dima: But unlike your ALL AMERICAN BOYS, they have Titles! Americans are pathetic! Dan: Well Erin is making her way to the back to get her boys ready for the big Triple Threat Tag Team match! And I don't think this fued between Black Power and Ice Cold is over by a longshot. Coming up, we have that big cage match between Byron Brady and Legion. These two men hate each other with a passion and I am quite sure that they will try to rip each other apart in this cage match! Dima: 2 puny Americans battling it out in a cage! They are both WEAK! I could easily dispatch of them in 2 MINUTES TOPS! Dan: Sure you could Dima! Anyway, standing by, we have "The Rookie" Brandon Yeager with Byron Brady! Take it away Brandon! Brandon Yeager: Thanks guys! I like this job! My guest coming up is in the biggest match in his AICW career when he faces Legion tonight. Please welcome BYRON BRADY! (Byron enters with the Lovely Kelly Lynn at his side. He wears nothing but his black wrestling trunks which say "Hard Line" in golden steel girders across his rear. Kelly is dressed in an evergreen dress suit with creme colored shirt and a golden broach. Brady seems highly focused; his jaw locked tight and a penetrating gaze blazing from his brown eyes.) Brandon: Welcome Byron! How are you doing today? Byron Brady: I'm just "doing", Brandon. I have a lot riding on the events of later this evening. Brandon: You got a big match coming up against Legion in a steel cage! Care to comment on your opponent? BB: (Byron allows a slighty smirk to cross his face.) Brandon, I suppose when Legion isn't licking Bane's title belt, or shining Bane's shoes the man has time to wrestle. The only thing Legion has over me is experience. He looks at this as just another match; an order from his "Master". I look at this as one of the steps towards turning this sport back around. His spine is comprised of finely blown glass, and I plan on shattering that spine and the man they call Legion tonight in that cage. Brandon: World Champion Kyle Bane has been willing to give you a title match if you can beat Legion. If you can't, you must become his personal valet for 30 days. Care to comment on that one? BB: I would've given Bane just about anything to get that stooge of his in a the ring. If I lose, I'm sure Bane will do his best to put me through thirty days of his Hell. Just another motivating factor, Brandon. It was the worst stip Bane could've attached to the match. Brandon: Just recently, Hardcore Henry Thunder put on a display that was truly "Hardcore" if you will. He attacked a man with a roll of quarters, and he brutalized J.T. Savage on Tuesday Night. He has a nasty attitude and he doesn't like you very much! Care to comment on Mr Thunder? BB: Thunder is a man who needs to be taken down a notch or three. He hasn't showed me a sliver of wrestling ability. I have called him out before, and he has yet to sign on the dotted line as far as I can see. I think his name should be "YellowBelly" Henry Thunder because the man is a no-talent, cheating loudmouth. (Byron looks at the camera) You've had Hardcore, Henry. Now let's see if you can walk a Hard Line. Brandon: Any final comments Mr Brady? BB: (Byron rubs his hands together as the camera tightens onto his face) Kyle Bane, I don't care about your belt and I don't care about your lackey. I care about getting my hands on you and making you go through the torment you have inflicted on so many others in these last few months. I hope you'll be watching tonight, Bane. Because what I do to Legion tonight will be coming your way...very soon. Brandon: Well thank you for your time Byron. Good luck on your match! BB: Thank you, Brandon. I'm hoping I won't need luck for this one though. (Byron gives Brandon a curt nod and stares solidly into the camera.) Brandon: Ladies and Gentlemen, BYRON BRADY! Back to you Dan! Go to part 5 -->