Dan: Johnny Smith with a look of determination like I have never seen before! He just might win! Dima: HA! A wimp like that! I think not! Dan: Coming next we have PPD standing by with comments! (Cameras open up to the AICW lockeroom before the tag team title match. Lance and Max Studd are shown sitting on the bench lacing up their boots. They're already in their wrestling attire. Sensuous Samantha is shown behind them pacing back and forth. She's wearing a silk purple minidress that has clear buttons up the front and goes right above her knees. Her hair it down on her shoulders. She stops pacing and looks directly in the camera.) Sensuous Samantha: Fame. Fortune. Power. The Perfectly Perfect Duo and Sensuous Samantha have that all in the AICW. And, soon after tonight they shall also have the AICW tag team championships. We've waited for this night for awhile now, and after this cold December night of the 28th, PPD shall walk away with the tag team titles after defeating the (sarcastically) greatest tag teams of the NUBIAN WARRIORS and MONEY AND POWER! Hate to tell you, AICW, but tonight is the night of PEEEEEERFECTION! Lance: You can say that again. We've been training for the past months for this match and nothing else is going to stop us from winning the AICW tag team championships. We've set down the word, and this time we mean it. Nubian Warriors and Money Power, you guys best be ready for the fight of your lives, because in a very short amount of time, you guys are going to get a SEASON'S BEATING while the most PERFECT team in the world take home the AICW tag team titles! Max: Tonight when the last bell rings and the Perfectly Perfect Duo are standing in the ring after a long hard-fought victory strapping the newly won AICW tag team championships around our waists everyone will finally realize what we're talking about, and we'll be taking on the tag teams of the AICW left and right because we're going to be the beginning of the AICW in the year of 1998. How great it feels to be us. (FADE.) Dan: PPD looking confident as always! Well, I have an interview to do! I'll be back Dima! Don't try to conquer the world or anything! (Dan walks into the ring) Dima: At last he is gone! America, BOW DOWN TO DIMA!!! Dan: Ladies and Gentleman! From Corpus Christi, Texas, I give you "Mr. Universe" Tommy Drummond! ("The theme from the movie Exodus blasts through the speaker and a huge man step out of the door and makes his way down the aisle. The fans are speachless at the sight of this 6'8'', 358 pounds giant. He climbs into the ring.") Dan: Welcome to the AICW, Mr. Drummond! Mr. Universe: Well, first of all let's make one thing perfectly clear! You don't call me Mr. Drummond, little man! You call me Mr. Universe, is that clear or not!!! Dan: I guess so! Mr. Universe: It better be! Dan: What are you plans here in the AICW for the near future? Mr. Universe: Plans (He laughs) It's very, very simple. Everybody says that the AICW is the best professionnal wrestling organization in the whole world and that it's filled with the most talented wrestlers! Well, those some talented wrestlers probably don't even know what the meaning of the world talented is!!! But me, "Mr. Universe" I truly know what the word "talented" stands for, I've been champion almost everywhere I've been and the AICW is gonna find out that this man right here is the best wrestling talent in the world!!! Dan: Don't you think you're a little bit too cocky, after all, you've never wrestled in a match so far in the AICW? Mr. Universe: Let me tell you something, "Mr. Universe" has always been able to back what he says and he's surely not gonna give up that habit in the AICW! Dan: Some people say that you're one of the strongest man in Houston, could you tell me more about you powerlifting career? (Infurriated by the term "strongest man in Houston", a angry "Mr. Universe" takes the microphone from the interviewer and he shoves him away.) Mr. Universe: Enough questions asked! I want to take this time to send a clear and precise message to all those so-called AICW superstars! "Mr. Universe" as arrived in the AICW and he's not here to lose his time. Anybody who wants to step in the ring with a real man just have to sign a contract and get here so I can crush him like a bug! And to your information, little man! I'm not only the strongest man in Houston, I'm the one and only world's strongest man and you better not forget about it! And all you AICW losers are in for a hard time with the world's strongest man and the world's greatest wrestler and I'm gonna make a prediction, soon I'll be wearing what should rightfully be mine, the AICW World Heavyweight Championship around my waist!!! (He throws the microphone on the ground, the theme from Exodus plays once again in the speakers, and he leaves.) Dan: Somebody has an attitude problem! Dima: I would have CRUSHED HIM! Dan: Let's go to Andy Burton for our next match, The Alphabet Challenge! Mr. X vs Mr. Y! Andy: This next contest is scheduled for one fall! About to come down the aisle, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Parts Unknown, here is Mr. X!!! Dan: And here comes the first participant in this match! Mr. X looks rather disgruntled, if I do say so myself! Dima: Mr. X...ha! What is this "Mr. X" supposed to be? He is puny American in pathetic Halloween mask! He make me sick! Andy: And his opponent... (Metallica's "Master of Puppets" sounds throughout the arena.) Andy: ...to be accompanied by "The Demon" Kyle Bane and the Pain Connection, weighing 245 pounds, from the Demonweb, here is Mr. Y! Dan: There he is! The man Kyle Bane took under his wing...to be quite frank, I'm actually looking forward to seeing if Bane has had any positive influence on this young man! Dima: Not likely! They are both Americans...the blind cannot lead the blind! Dan: Well thank you, Plato, for those words of wisdom! I'll have to keep them in mind! Kyle Bane and the Pain Connection now helping Mr. Y into the ring, although whether as a show of respect or because he can't do it on his own is another story! Conspicuous by his absence is Legion, who must be backstage preparing for his match against Byron Brady. Referee Ryan Gentle cautioning Steve Dunne and Danny Moore, who step back in the aisle. Kyle Bane applauds Mr. Y as the official calls for the bell! Let's get this match started! Dima: Let me tell you something about this Mr. X... Dan: What's that, Dima? Dima: Do you want to know why Mr. X wear mask? I see him in locker room before show. He not have mask on...let me tell you, Dan, this man Mr. X, he is ugly son of gun! Dan: Well, perhaps we're all better off not knowing what's under the mask! Mr. Y a little reluctant to lock up...OH! He just slapped Mr. X across the face! Now he's covering his face and cowering in fear! Dima: The sheer spinelessness of these Americans...it is pathetic! Dan: Mr. X delivers a shot to the breadbasket, and now a gutwrench suplex! He pulls the annoying one back to his feet, and sends him face first into the turnbuckle! Now he whips him into the opposite corner, and Mr. Y flips over the buckles! He seems to be tangled in a pretty awkward position there, too! This does not bode well for Y-guy! Kyle Bane is pounding the canvas and yelling at Mr. Y! Mr. X kicks Mr. Y, and Y drops down to the canvas and back into the ring! Mr. X laces into Mr. Y with a series of boots, and Mr. Y is screaming like a schoolgirl! Dima: Russian schoolgirls do not scream! Dan: Mr. Y rolls out of the ring, and Mr. X follows! He's chasing him around ringside! Mr. Y slides back into the ring, but Mr. X was one step ahead of him! He rolled in on the other side! Now Mr. X lunges at Mr. Y, but Y ducks and Mr. X goes sailing out of the ring! Now Ryan Gentle is trying to back Mr. Y off... Mr. Y: (voice cracking) YEAH! That's right, come get some! Had enough yet? Yeah! Dan: Just listen to that! Whoa, wait a minute! While the referee's occupied with Mr. Y, Kyle Bane is moving over towards Mr. X! What's he gonna do? Oh no! He's got him up...CHOKESLAM on the concrete!! BOO-YA! Now he rolls him back into the ring! Mr. Y standing over Mr. X and...doing some kind of dance...? Dima: Ha! He is no Barishnikov! Dan: Kyle Bane is yelling at Mr. Y to pin him! But Mr. Y seems to be having too much fun taunting his opponent! Kyle Bane hops up onto the apron, and Ryan Gentle admonishes him while Mr. Y goes outside...what is he doing? Dima: Hmph! He is going for a chair...he is already tired from the match and wishes to sit! Dan: Mr. Y has a steel chair, but I don't think he intends to sit in it! He's getting back in the ring, while Mr. X is getting back to his feet. He's measuring him...he's getting ready to whack him with the chair! But no, Mr. X blocks it, and now he's got the chair! Kyle Bane is telling Ryan Gentle to turn around! (Mr. X tosses Mr. Y the chair. Ryan Gentle turns around, and Mr. Y tosses him the chair. Gentle tosses it back to Mr. Y, who tosses it to Kyle Bane like a hot potato.) Dan: Ryan Gentle is calling for the bell! I think he's disqualified Mr. Y! (As the bell rings, Kyle Bane tosses the chair back to Mr. Y, who looks around, and then whacks Ryan Gentle with it.) Dan: OH MY GOD! Mr. Y just nailed the official!!! There was no call for that!!! Dima: Bah! He calls himself a referee? He is weak! And he has soft head! Dan: Now the Pain Connection are rushing the ring and attacking Mr. X! Mr. Y is going outside...what's he got? He's got that big Z! He's climbing to the top rope! Dunne and Moore are lifting Mr. X up, and here comes Mr. Y off the top with the Z! Mr. X goes down...Christina O is coming into the ring now! OH! She just stomped Mr. X in his manhood! Dima: He is an American! He does not have any manhood! Only Russians are real men! Dan: She's doing it again! And again! Every man in the building must be feeling this! We've got some AICW officials coming down to try to break it up...and finally they do! That was completely uncalled for! Dima: I found it humorous! Dan: Coming up is the matchup between Ice Cold and Martin X! These two men hate each other with a passion. And we have Ice Cold who is standing by for comments! Ice Cold: Tonight's the night Martin X! Can you feel the electricity of this crowd? They are going to be 100 percent behind me punk! They are going to be cheering for ME! Ice Cold baby! What Up Wit Dat? Yup, that's gonna be about the only sentence you are going to be able to form after I'm through with you sucka! For months you and your cronies have been attacking me from behind like a bunch of punks! Why? Cause you SCARED! You know that you can't beat me! Well you know what they say about PAYBACK X! And you about to find out the lesson in payback THE HARD WAY PUNK! Martin X, time is running out! You have to step into the ring with ME! No titles up for grabs! Just me, kicking your racist, disgusting behind around that ring! Are you ready? Hope so! Cause you better believe that Ice Cold and the whole Cold Clique is ready! TIME FOR SOME ACTION FOOL! Go to part 4 -->