AICW Presents SEASONS BEATINGS/VIOLENT NIGHT Live From The Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon (The camera scans around the Rose Garden as thousands of AICW fans cheer loudly as Pantera's "Becoming" blast throughout the loudspeakers and fireworks light up the arena. A loud "AICW" chant is heard from the screaming fans as a huge banner is rolled down from the top of the arena. The banner says "AICW: We are the Future of the World of Wrestling" The camera then shows various signs being held up by the fans in the arena. "Bow Down To Your Master", "Johnny Smith: Next World Champion", "Black Power Sucks", and "I want Erotic Erin and Sensuous Samantha" for Christmas. The camera then shows the AICW's ring announcer Andy Burton who is dressed in an all black suit. He is standing in the middle of the wrestling ring.) Andy Burton: PORTLAND, HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE THIS YEAR? (The crowd all yells "NAUGHTY" loudly) Andy: In that case, it's time for your SEASON'S BEATINGS on this very VIOLENT NIGHT! (The crowd cheers extremely loudly) Andy: Please welcome the AICW broadcasting team, here is Dan "The Man" Chan and Dima "The Russian Powerhouse" Lerminskiy! (Generic AICW music begins to play as Dan Chan and Dima Lerminskiy begin to make their way down the aisle. Dan is wearing his classic black suit with a bowtie while Dima is wearing a full red sweatsuit decorated with Soviet Union symbols.) Dan Chan: Welcome everyone to SEASON'S BEATINGS/VIOLENT NIGHT! I'm Dan "The Man" Chan and with me is Dima "The Russian Powerhouse" Lerminskiy! Dima Lerminskiy: I am DIMA! Bow before me, you peons! Dan: We have a special guest commentator joining us today. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, the manager of Money and Power, here is EROTIC ERIN MCCOYS! ("Erotic Erin McCoys walks down the aisle smiling towards the fans. She is wearing a Gucci Orginal red gown that's cut short in front and long in the back and with sleeves that fall off the shoulder. Erin is wearing red strapy heels and her hair is up in twist. Erin takes her seat next in between Dan and Dima and blows a mouthfull of smoke into Dan's face") Dan: (coughing) Excuse me. How are you doing this evening Erin? Erin: As always, I'm doing beautifully, what about you two fine gentlemen? Dima: I don't know about this wimp (motions to Dan) but the mighty Dima is doing great as always! Dan: We have an AWESOME card for you this evening! In our Main Event, AICW World Champion "The Demon" Kyle Bane will be defending the World Championship belt against the top 3 contenders for the title, namely Johnny Smith, Johnny Payne and Nicky De Niro! Who do you think is going to win? Erin: And you sure are mighty Dima.. [winks] Hmmm.. I always like Italians... I say Nicky De Niro. Dima: De Niro? HA! They are all WEAK! If Dima were in the match, I would crush them like little bugs! Erin: Surrreeee Dima.. I don't think you could last 10 minutes with these great AICW superstars. Dima: That is correct! Because as soon as I entered the ring, they would run in terror! Dan: In a rematch from Apocalypse 97, the International Champion "8-Ball" Vic Garibaldi will be defending the title against the leader of the Township Rebellion, "Camel" Joe Banno! Dima: 2 dirty Italians fighting for the International Championship! What a disgrace to the title! In World War II, the Soviet Union crushed Italy! Erin: AICW sure has a lot of these italians. I think we are homing the maifia. Dan: Then in a triple threat tag team match we have the champions The Nubian Warriors defending the titles against Money and Power and The Perfectly Perfect Duo! The Nubian Warriors have not been looking too good since winning the titles. They have suffered losses to Reign of Terror, Money and Power, and PPD, but have been able to retain the titles! Is tonight the night where they drop the belts? Dima: No it is not! The Warriors may not be TRUE warriors, but they are most certainly better than PUNY AMERICANS like PPD and Money & Power! Erin: Boys, tonight is the night that Money & Power claim what should have been rightfully their's the day they set foot in the AICW. Tonight, we bring home the gold to Atlanta where is rightfully belongs. Dima: Atlanta? HA! The belts rightfully belong in MOSCOW! Dan: Elvis vs El Aguila Negro for the TV title, Byron Brady and Legion in a steel cage, Mr X vs Mr Y, The Crow vs The Scarecrow, Ice Cold vs Martin X, and Oswald Bates vs Stephon T. Davis! What a jammed pack card filled with action! Erin: Mr Y? Oh God... Dima: They are all pathetic! I will crush them! Dan: Well let's get started! We will kick things off with Oswald Bates going up against Stephon T. Davis. Bates is a member of The Firm while Davis is representing Township Rebellion. This should be a great match! Let's go to Andy Burton! (Ding, Ding, Ding) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from the Island of Sicily, representing The Firm, weighing 271 pounds, "The Convict" OSWALD BATES! Dan: And "The Convict" making his way to the ring with a mixed reaction from the crowd. The Convict very focused on the task at hand, which is taking out a member of the enemy stable, Township Rebellion. Erin: Is the guy missing some teeth or what? Now there's someone in DESPERATE need of a make over. Andy Burton: And his opponent, from San Diego, California, accompanied by his manager, Frankie Saccaro, weighing 286 pounds, representing Township Rebellion, here is STEPHON T. DAVIS! Dan: Stephon T. Davis receiving loud boos from this Oregon crowd. They do not like this man, and they most certainly do not like Township Rebellion. Dima: They are AMERICANS! Who cares what they like?! Dan: Well the two men are in the center of the ring now and they are facing each other. STD just slaped Oswald Bates in the face! He goes to do it again, and Bates grabs his arm! Bates with a knee to the stomach, and Davis bends over in pain. Bates with a left, and a right, and an uppercut and he knocks Stephon T. Davis into the corner! Bates now with a chop to the chest! Followed by another one! And another one and Stephon T. Davis is down! Dima: How pathetic! If he would have did that to DIMA, I would have broke his arms! Erin: Please Dima.. I'm really trying hard not to burst out into laughter here. Dan: Oswald Bates now stomping on Stephon T. Davis! Bates grabbing him by the hair, and lifts him up to the mat. Bates sending him to the ropes, NO, reversal by Davis! Bates comes back and BOO-YA! Nice clothesline by Davis knocking Bates to the mat! Erin: Erin: Ouchy... these two men don't like each other too much do they Dan? Dima: About as much as I like your stinkin country! Dan: Davis picking him up and he slaps the armbar submission on him. Davis applying the pressure and Oswald trying to manuever his way out of this hold. Bates able to reach the ropes and Davis forced to release the move. Davis now with a kick to the knee. And an eye gough to the face of Bates and referee Ryan Gentle now giving STD the warning! Dima: The ref can never warn Dima, becuase I make my own rules! Erin: Dima.. you are very close to annoying the HELL out of me here tonight. Don't ruin my good mood! Dan: Stephon T. Davis lifting him up and BODY SLAM! He makes the cover, one.......................two........................kickout by Bates! Davis pulling him off the mat. Irish Whip to the corner! Here comes Davis with the superkick, but NO! Oswald Bates ducks and catches Davis the low way! And Davis is in serious pain! Erin:Awwww...Poor baby. Davis couldn't even comprehend what real pain is! Give him ONE day alone doing my training regime and he'll know what pain is. Dima: Just like Money and Power will know when they lose to The Nubian Warriors! HA HA HA! Dan: Ok, settle down you two! Bates now with the headbutt, knocking Davis to the mat. He's stomping on him continuously now while referee Ryan Gentle warns him. Bates now going to the ring apron. He's climbing up to the top ropes. Davis getting up now. Bates off the top ropes and NICE MOONSAULT catches STD off guard! Gentle counts..................one...........................two........... ..........NO! STD able to get that left shoulder up! Dima: He was just lucky! I would have thrown that mere mortal off of me! Erin: That mere mortal would have BOUNCED off you with that beer belly your sporting Dima. Dan: Oswald Bates now setting him up and NICE DIAMOND CUTTER! He hooks the leg...............one..................two................. NOPE! Davis able to kick out! Oswald Bates now in full control! He's picking Davis up and BOO-YA! What a great powerbomb! Bates setting STD up again, and BOO-YA! Another powerbomb by Ozzy Bates! He's on a roll! Oswald Bates picking up Davis again and BRAINBUSTER! I think it's over! He hooks the leg.............. one...................... two...................... THREE! NO! Stephon T. Davis able to get the foot on the ropes! And Oswald Bates is furious! But he's doing the right thing by not arguing with the referee! This Oswald Bates guy is very focused! Erin: Oswald is showing some signs of superiority by no arguing with the Ref. That is a true sign of a focused wrestler. Dima: Dima never has to argue with the ref! One move and my opponent is OUT! Dan: Ozzy Bates now taking STD and he sends him to the outside! Oh Boy! Things are getting interesting now! Ozzy Bates to the outside, and he's heading over here! Dima: Get away from me, you wimp! I will crush you! Erin: If he comes near me I will SCREAM! Dan: Bates just took Dima's chair and he's walking over to the dazed Davis! Bates about to hit him with the chair, but Frankie comes up behind him and grabs the chair! Bates struggling with Frankie, and Davis from behind with a knee to the back! Davis now rolling him into the ring and he's climbing back into the ring. But Bates with the rollup.............one....................two...... .................three! No, Davis reverses it and he hooks the tights....................one..........................two............ .....................THREE! STD WINS! (DING, DING, DING) Andy Burton: The winner of the match, STEPHON T. DAVIS! Dan: And Bates not very happy and he's brawling with STD. HERE COMES CAMEL JOE BANNO! He comes up behind Bates and elbows him from behind! Banno and Davis now with the double team on Bates! AND HERE COMES VIC GARIBALDI! The International Champion hits the ring and BOO-YA! Catches Banno from behind! And we have a four way brawl here folks! Banno and Garibaldi aren't waiting until this evening! They are getting it on right now! And Davis and Bates mixing it up! Finally security coming to ringside and are pulling these 4 men apart! Security escorting the men to the back! What a match! Dima: It was pathetic! There should have been a RUSSIAN in the match! Erin: It was eh... None of these matches are going to have the quailty and beauty of the tag title match when Money & Power WIN the tag titles! Dan: The fued between The Firm and Township Rebellion has really been heating up as of late! It all started with Apocalypse 97 where Vic Garibaldi defeated Joe Banno after De Niro's antics! Many people believe that if it wasn't for De Niro, Banno would be the International Champion! Erin: Oh come on. De Niro make him the IC champion. If it wasn't for Nicky De Niro, Bannon would be the IC Champion. Hey, you win some you lose some [smiles] Dima: I bet you know all about that, don't you Erin? (smiles deviously) Erin: Dima.. Don't make me kick my shoes off and beat the crap out of you right here! I may be small but I can take care of myself thank you. Dan: Stop it you two! And now it has extended over to Stephon T. Davis and Oswald Bates. Davis with a come from behind victory tonight, and combined with his DQ win over Elvis, that should put him in serious contention for the AICW Television Title! Dima: Elvis? HA! What a fat, pathetic, American! He's your idea of a real man, isn't he Erin? Erin: No Dima, I will not go out with you Dan: Standing by with the AICW International Champion, we have Cesar Colon! Take it away Cesar! (Cameras show backstage with Cesar Colon and the members of The Firm. Vic is decked out as usual in a three-piece Armani suit. He is flanked by Rita Fulchino in a red cocktail dress and Oswald Bates in a similar suit. He flips open his pocketwatch.) Cesar: (clears throat) This is Cesar Colon standing with the members of The Firm. Vic, any comments on your International Title Match? Vic: Banno, it looks like it's about time for me to show you why I'm the International Champion and you're the leader of a third rate gang. How do you like it? Corner Pocket or Shakedown? I'll slice you and your Rebellion anyway you like. And Valentini, don't get any bright ideas. I've got Ozzy and Rita, the most dangerous cat and the hottest pu--- (stops himself) never mind, Banno, the point is I'll see you in 2 minutes, and I'll, (looks at Rita) *we'll* be in the showers in two and a half. Cesar: Thank you Vic. Back to you Dan! Dan: Well the International Champion looks ready! Coming up next, we have the match between The Crow and The Scarecrow. Now The Crow hasn't been spoted all night, but we do have Reba Kola standing by with The Scarecrow! Take it away Reba! Go to Part 2 -->